if you could turn into any animal what would it be???
i'd be an eagle so i could fly high
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if you could turn into any animal what would it be???
i'd be an eagle so i could fly high
i would be a whale;
so people would call me majestic instead of fat...
Koala
Panda
i donno why.. they look peaceful
i'd be a butterfly. nobody ever suspects the butterfly
MY CAT
a cat...is that too cliche?
they're sassy- even the meanest ones are loved, and they can do whatever the hell they want for the most part
If I had to turn into an animal, I'd be a walrus.
They have the largest penises, so the change wouldn't be that drastic.
:S2:Quote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
are you sure about that?
I'd be a pitbull
a chinchilla.
only because my old chinchilla used to be the best pet i ever had.
and i mean come on..they take baths in dust. how easy to stay clean.
lmao!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
what about blue whale penises? i bet they are the biggest!:p
I would be a sloth, They are the chillest animals ever and they are adorable, there's no denying that.
A big fluffy lazy cat.
Hey, I heard a blue whale's throat can't swallow anything bigger than a pea. I seriously pity blue whales if they never get deepthroated. Poor bastards. Maybe their wangs are of less girth than a pea, but that sucks too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dutch.lover
Either a bird or a sloth. I really want to fly, but I think sloths sleep like 18 hours a day. Man that would be nice. ~
I would be a shark.
Roaming deep in the ocean.
give us a break ol studley dudleyQuote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
mwahahahahahah
j/k
id love 2 change in2 an eagle
for the freedom they have
I think that's the funniest thing ever!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kindprincess
I would be a single celled organism that was able to self replicate so i could invade the bodies of humans. There would be no cure for me but the only way to keep me happy and dormant would be to smoke weed.
If they did not then i would make the HANTA virus seem like a head cold.
An Octopus
ii would only do this if i could return to being a human male. that being said, humans are animals, so i would turn into a female human, then i would masterbate, then i would return to my male human form and finally have that shit figured out once and for all!
A cat as long as I have a dude like me to take care of me,,,if I am living in the alley nupe... I am fascinated by birds and the majestic Falcon so that would be my choice I guess...
We'll move this to "I wanna be a transexual..."Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
I'd be a Cheetah...
a transexual ?
NOT FUNNY
owl. owls are awesome
ya but you wouldnt have the same brain so you wouldnt remember unless you just wanna be some dude masterbating in a girl's body.Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
I would be a house cat. They lounge around all day. The only stress our cats have ever experienced is when their food bowl is empty for a few hours. Sounds like a good life.
wow jagged, that's a perdy new dot you got there ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
lol, why thank you for giving it to me. :D
I would be a hippie's dog
ha! i see you have an addition in your sig, my dear pat :)
yes, yes I have, and currently I'm adding THC to my systemQuote:
Originally Posted by kindprincess
sounds like a plan m'deary! i'll join you from afar :pQuote:
Originally Posted by hello3pat
a monkey
because their fuckin cool :dance:
this is my old chinchilla that id like to be reincarnated into..mmkay? thx!
:thumbsup:
Terrordactyl or w/e, if that counts as an animal. If not, how bout the king of the jungle: The Lion =]