Ladies... if this happened to you...

Well last night couch-potato went to a lingerie party. It was a good time, and everyone seemed to like my outfit (which consisted of nothing more than black silk boxers with hearts on them and a matching bow-tie)

Anyways, I see one of my homeboys about to hook up with this fine ass girl. He takes her upstairs and they start to have some fun.

Now, he is very, VERY drunk. My friend is hammered beyond comprehension. The poor chick is sucking his dick for a good hour or so (my friend is literally cursed, he has never busted a nut from a girl yet... how odd)

So this chick is obviously starting to get mad, so she looks up to him to ask what's up. HE PUKES ON HER FACE AND CHEST.

Owned.

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Owned.

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LMAO thats hilarious! :p

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Id seriously break his dick off if he puked on me

hm, no, i don't believe i've ever puked on someone whilst they suck my dick...

maybe i was just to fucked up to remember....:wtf:

LOL! 0\/\/|\|3|)

haha, I don't know how someone can take it all the way to getting their dick sucked and then A) not get a woody and B) puke on the girl's face. Owned is right.

oh no. dude, that's terrible.

That what she gets for acting like a slut... if she stayed home and did here homework she would of never had this problem...

lmfao. owned indeed. :D

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back. What is beyond me is why in the heck a girl would even go down on a guy who was that drunk. Seems like women who thought anything of themselves would want a guy who actually knew who she was and was aware of what was going on.

haha, that's awesome. sorry slut!

i think it's the way you tell the story but lmao i can see it like john burnell narating one of those police chase videos ....

"just when the young woman looks up, slightly aggervated, to ask what's wrong, the suspect launches projectile vomit into her face and on her chest... lets watch again... later the suspect is subdued, and deballed and booked on charges of suspected homosexual tendancies and assault with a deadly spew"

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back. What is beyond me is why in the heck a girl would even go down on a guy who was that drunk. Seems like women who thought anything of themselves would want a guy who actually knew who she was and was aware of what was going on.

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yeah lol, it don't work that way when both parties are FUBAR'd...

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back. What is beyond me is why in the heck a girl would even go down on a guy who was that drunk. Seems like women who thought anything of themselves would want a guy who actually knew who she was and was aware of what was going on.

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She was probably drunk too.

Lol, good shit.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i think it's the way you tell the story but lmao i can see it like john burnell narating one of those police chase videos ....

"just when the young woman looks up, slightly aggervated, to ask what's wrong, the suspect launches projectile vomit into her face and on her chest... lets watch again... later the suspect is subdued, and deballed and booked on charges of suspected homosexual tendancies and assault with a deadly spew"

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hahahahahahaha fuck man i almost pissed myself.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

And that's what he gets for getting hammered like that, the inability to "bust a nut." If he'll stop pounding his body with alcohol, which is a central nervous system depressant, he'll get his normal sexual response back.

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lol. why use big fancy words? just say he had whiskey dick :glugglug:

lmao! EWWWWWWWWWW.

Proud to say no one has ever puked on me. Except for me of course. And I kicked my ass for it, too

my boyfriend once came all over me from my belly button up when he was drunk once... puking would be definitely worse though...

edit to say that what he did was comparable to puking, because he came about 2 litres....ALL over me!!

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i think it's the way you tell the story but lmao i can see it like john burnell narating one of those police chase videos ....

"just when the young woman looks up, slightly aggervated, to ask what's wrong, the suspect launches projectile vomit into her face and on her chest... lets watch again... later the suspect is subdued, and deballed and booked on charges of suspected homosexual tendancies and assault with a deadly spew"

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LMFAO somebody rep my husband for me, i still can't rep him again yet!! lol i could hear that shit in my head...

if it was just some dude at a party...i'd prolly cuss him out, hit him, kill him, deball him...somethin....

if it was someone i was in a relationship with, i'd be hella pissed, but i'd get over it...........eventually.....maybe

gross. I'm very happy to say that no one has ever puked on me. I wouldnt put myself in that type of situation with someone if there was even a slight chance they might get sick.

Lmao nice man

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I Once was seeing a girl who it took me for ever to hook up with and she was giving me head when out the blue i said "GOOD GOAT" i swear to god no lie, i was so messed up for some reason i said good goat. she didnt mind tho and we still joke about it now..

ahahahahahahahahah

"i've been sucking your dick for an hour here, GIMME A BREAK!"

*pukes a kit-kat on her*

okay that was bad but still ahaha noice

i wuld scream and then cry and then shower for a good 2 hours or so.

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Originally Posted by Skink

That what she gets for acting like a slut... if she stayed home and did here homework she would of never had this problem...

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LMFAO

But to reply to the question. If this happened to me I'd definately barf back...It's only fair.