How To Smoke in Your Room: Safely

I have seen a lot of threads asking how to smoke in your room with out having that nasty smell linger around and you getting in trouble or worse for some people; caught.

The first thing that you should do is find a certain time where nobody will come to your room a lot, like maybe before everyone settles in for bed... the less amount of times people walk around your room the less paranoid you will be... resulting a better high, I think.

Ok, now onto how to have a safe room session...

1. Purchase or aquire any air sanitizer, make sure you don't get that bad stuff that just 'masks' the odors because it will be obvious that you are trying to hide a smell. Sanitizers may have a little nice pleasant odor and thats ok, just tell your parents you ripped a nasty one if they ask or something and if you are a girl just tell them you are freshening your room, but don't worry about this too much, there is another step you will take to get fresh air into your room. A product I would recommend is Ozium if you don't know what that is it is perfect for what I stated earlier; it eliminates odors very well. If you haven't seen Ozium here it is...

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...PaLi/ozium.jpg
If that doesn't help you out at all go to google and put in Ozium for image or web search, I'm sure your visual aids will be solved there.

2. Construct a dube,doob tube. This neat trick saves you that nasty smell you blow out and the stuff that rises from the piece, bong, J, etc. will be covered by the ozium. To make a dube,doob tube take a toilet paper roll (w/o the toilet paper on it) and stuff it with laundry,dryer,fabric softener sheets. After you take a hit blow through there and that odor gets eliminated soooo well. Trust me on this one... one rule is the more fabric softener sheets the better the odor will be masked/eliminated.

Here is a drawing of a dube tube I made with paint... lol
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...i/doobtube.jpg

Here are the fabric softeners if you don't know what I'm talking about.
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/244944.jpg
http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg


3. The third and final step, crack a window. Let the fresh air come in this will mix with the new nice smelling odors and (I dont know the word) dilute them so your room just smells fresh. My tip is opening a window on the opposite wall because more air will flow because the air that comes in has somewhere to leave.




TIPS: you might not need the air spray if your dube tube and window remove the smell or you may not need the dube tube if the spray and window remove the smell. I would always crack the window or windows because new normally fresh air comes in.

Good Luck, Happy Tokin! :rastasmoke: :thumbsup:




- Gosto

PS. if you guys now better or additional methods post them and ill update this post and i will definitely give you your credit so don't be shy!

Don't forget to put a towel under the door, sometimes air can blow in from the window and out of the room under the door carrying the smell with it. Also I have never used an air sanatizer except once, what I normally use is either lysol but ussually I use my brother's aerosol deoderant. My dube tube is rather large too, I kept loosing the ones made from toilet paper rolls so I took a two liter bottle put a couple of holes in the solid end and stuffed it with the dryer sheets, works alot better than the little ones. Also, if you want to burn insence when your smoking to help cover up the smell don't just burn them when your smoking in case someone starts to catch onto what you doing, burn it even if your out of weed at random times, because when it comes to smoking inside most people set themselves onto a schedule without relizing it, and bby doing this it confuses everyone else to when your smoking

when i smoke..i enjoy blowing and seeing the smoke..so iw ouldnt want to blow it in the tube...another way ...is def. put the towelat thebottome of the door..and if it is nice out..and make sure the wind isnt blowing at the window..just get a chair..and smoke next to the window...and blow it torwards it and amke sure like you can se most of it going out..and if you do itin yoru bathroom turn on the fan..butin your room i usually just have a candle going and the window open..and i will leave the window open and the candle goin wheni am done and if it is a bad smell just spray axe..blow out the candle so the smoke from the wick goes througth out the room..then light it again and get teh smell in the rom again..it works for me

or u could smoke in the closet o_O

just go outside, its a lot less trouble

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Samwhore

just go outside, its a lot less trouble

---

that's true, but some people's houses have alarm systems, and if you're under 18, you really don't have a reason to be going outside at midnight (or whenever your family is asleep), unless you're sneaking out or something.

just the way my family would see it.

idk if that even made sense. i'm drunk as hell lol :thumbsup:

just smoke in your car/truck yo

if ur parents are like mine and dont mind the frequent burning of incense then you have just won the lottery,

incense and a a dube tube completely knock out weed smell in fact i havenet smelled weed in soo long its crazy

Hey but when you smoke up in your room and lets say u smoking a joint how long will it take for the smell to get out if you spray axe or frebreez and leave the window open

vape it

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by shaan04

Hey but when you smoke up in your room and lets say u smoking a joint how long will it take for the smell to get out if you spray axe or frebreez and leave the window open

---

Almost instantly, about the time it takes for the Axe or Febreeze to circulate around the room, works best if you spray them into the ceiling fan

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by HouSTONEDtx

vape it

---

I don't know about yall, but my home made vaporizor can still put off a bit of a smell, and plus I don't like using it that much. Smoking is just a more reqarding experiance

yeah like all of you said, the situation is different for everyone and you should experiment when your parents are home or w/e and see what works best for you

i just usually blaze in my bathroom and take a shower with the window cracked

the steam just power cleans everything!

this was definitly better than that other guys thread

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by slpntrx5

that's true, but some people's houses have alarm systems, and if you're under 18, you really don't have a reason to be going outside at midnight (or whenever your family is asleep), unless you're sneaking out or something.

just the way my family would see it.

idk if that even made sense. i'm drunk as hell lol :thumbsup:

---

I have one, I just smoke when mother and father arent home

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by savagepossum

this was definitly better than that other guys thread

---

thanks! to me it felt like more then 2-3 people wanted to know

and i guess you could post your new findings here once you get those techniques because i cant find the edit button lol

ive hit gold with my parents

1.i constantly burn insence
2.i use a dube tube
3.parents knock on my door and ask to come in
4.i almost always have my windows open in the spring/summer

GOLD

vape it is exactly right... google lightbulb vaporizor video and you will find how to make a very good *cheap* vape..


and just to be extra careful i use the doob, i call it sploof...

and i couldnt use insence, my parents would get so pissed and be scared about havin the house burnt down... and if they smelled axe or febreeze they would be suspicious... this is the perfect set up

Yes that all works but make sure you pack the bowl with like 2 hits; you dont want that jane burin' too long

lol nice.

What I do, is at 10 at night when everyone is going to sleep, I open the window, put a towel under the crack in my door, turn the fan on, play some music softly or put in a movie, hit the bong and either blow the smoke into a dube toob, or if I don't feel like going through the trouble to make one just blow the smoke into a pillow :P Then just spray a bit of febreeze and sit in my room for about 15-20 minutes until I'm sure my room is clear :thumbsup:
I don't have to worry about my parents coming in, because they'll only see me w/o a shirt on playin guitar or watching a movie, because I'm super slick like that and all...
During the day if someone leaves the house for even 15 minutes, smoke a bowl in the garage, open the garage door to let it air out real quick, then shut it :thumbsup:

Its easy isnt it just open a window then spray freebreeze ;)

u should mention it doesn't work with joints... lol.

hey kids!
just to let you know there is no way to be safe 100% of the time.
ive done it all, and the best way is to go take a shit. use the fan in the bathroom with the dryer sheet tube with incence and odor nutralizer.

I appreciate the work the OP put in to this post but how are people having so much trouble? I have a pretty small window in my room... all I do is stick my head and my hand (holding the J) out the window and never bring it in. I just lean against the window sill so I can stand there until I'm done.

Sometimes a little smell might get back in the room because of wind but that's usually minimal. Anyone else do this?

turn a fan on **after** your done smoking when the window is open.

I once had a friend that turned a fan on WHILE he was smoking (he was already high) and accidentally hit it and it blew ALL the smoke back in the house. hahaha.


i <3 ozium. rhotos are good for eyes.

doob tube, ozium, window, wet towel under door, fan.....seems like its all covered.

also keep in mind that blunts smell more than joints, which smell more than bowls, which smell more than bongs, which smell way more than a vaporizor


i advise to keep a 'stoner kit' with these supplies handy.

No No No, the key is to put a window fan in the window of the room you smoking in and put it on exaust(or put it in backwards)this creates a lower air pressure in the room resulting in air form the rest of the house to pour into the room around the door keeping the smell from ever having a chance to escape. To insure that it will work for you put a window fan in backwards turn it on with the door closed and feel around the door for air rushing in... If there isnt any you may need to crack a window in another room to provoke the movement of the air. It worked well for me years ago with a shitty window fan. I'm sure with the fans now it will work even better.