My Health Class

Haha so today I was in yet another productive Health Class when we started talking about suicide....

My teacher went on to read a statistic that 53% of all people who commit suicide used drugs. Then he made the most genius comment ever:

"So you see what drugs can do. This right here shows more than HALF the people out there who use drugs commit suicide."

Now of course I was pretty pissed. I don't know if he's just retarded and doesn't know what he said, or if he purposely twisted words. But I had to act, and quick. About 20 other minds were being molded off of a bullshit interpretation. So I politely raised my hand and said "I'm sorry, but it seems you reversed the facts here. You said more than half the people who use drugs commit suicide. It says right there that half the people who commit suicide used drugs.... There's a pretty big difference."

So he's all offended and shit cuz I challenged his almighty wisdom. He replied with "NO I DID NOT SAY THAT. You think you're cool or something? Defending drug users? Defending criminals?"

So, I started getting pretty pissed and said "Well everyone but Hellen Kellar JUST heard you say that. And I'm just saying that you twisted a fact so it supports your views."


So he started yelling at me telling me about how countless people overdose everyday blah, blah, blah. He just wouldn't stop........ at all. She just kept going and I didn't say a word. Then he said that people like me need are the biggest problem in the world today and I was just like "Ya know what? FUCK YOU. I've been fucking nice to you & you think cuz your a teacher I'm not gonna argue with you."

So he stood up and started walking towards me like he was the fucking Terminator. I stood up and was like "What?" while he got in my face and just stared at me..... so I did the only thing I knew how to do.





I CHALLENGED HIM TO A DANCE OFF.

And I got up and started doing the robot (I did the noises and everything lol) and I ended it with a middle finger straight at him. It was hilarious. He was pretty confused and was like "You better put that finger away. NOW." Robotically, I did, while putting up the other one at the same time. He got really red faced and stuff so I was like "That's right. It's robot tiiiiiiiimee......." And I started dancing in his face and stuff.

Basically I ended up with a month suspension and home tutoring until I go back. It was totally worth it.


Just thought I'd share:stoned:

...I wish I was there :(

Today one of my friends said "Fuck you" to a staff member at the school. They made him apologize.

HAHAHAH!!! Oh my god that made me laugh so hard! Did you seriously challenge him to a dance off? ROFLMAO!!!

A month suspension for that though!? That's insane, the most you'd get at my school is few days of In School Suspension. But it's still hilarious and worth it too imo!:thumbsup:

Haha yeah well I don't have the best record tho so they were kinda harsh on me.....

But w/e. He asked for it.

LMFAO ahahahaha. Nice.

Madddd funny. Tell me your lying about a months suspension for that. I wish I could have seen it.

Yeah dude they're fucking anal. I live in New York (state) and alot of people up here are just pricks. Especially the people in authority.

Oh man, thats sooo great. It sucks you got a months suspension but it deffinatly sounds worth it.

haha whoa, ure my hero, a danceoff, funny ass shit

btw its the job of health teacher to scare kids so yea

If thats a true story ( i think it is) thats hilarious.

that is friggin AWESOME. Yur right, totally worth it.

I've had so many retarded teachers.

dude...were you high? lol

the scary thing is i was totally straight lol.

and yeah it's there job to scare us but that doesn't mean it's right. fuck that. it just makes us look bad ya know

Haha, hilarious story dude. GL with your suspension.

Haha shit man your awsome, , i think he deserves a gram from everyone on this forum for that lol... need to be high for that month of no school

haha Thats one of the funniest things i've ever read here.

you totally owned him and his ignorance... those people make me wanna shoot my self in the head... it's hillarious how you lightened the mood tho while making a fool of your teacher