A funny story of mine will make you laugh.

Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes fat so its like a boob almost) and you are kissing me on the neck saying "mmmm Lorena mmm" and at the same time he said I was rubbing my dick on his lower back and I actually just about mounted him until he fully woke up and slapped me hard as shit and I wake up from this very powerful slap to the face after having a awesome sex dream and my pants were pulled down with my hand holding my erect dick and I swear to god I was not aware of me doing this. Ever since that time I am scared to sleep next to a family member. Oh also haha once when I was very very young I had to sleep with my cousin and in the morning I wake up on top of her lol. (Lorena was one of my old girlfriends)

That was kinda disturbing :wtf:

hahahahahaha ah...that was really funny but weird at the same time

"I think marijuana should be legal, I do! And I think if you've got a really hot cousin you should be able to fuck, just once." Dave Attell
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Thats pretty nasty

LMFAO

:D :D haha thats funny but kinda disturbing

i think you've been confirmed as "one weird fuck" lol.

i agree, thats wrong as fuck... but kinda funny..

yes i agree it was weird but i couldent talk to my pa for like a few days... now we just look back and laugh.... you can do some crazy shit when your sleeping... I swear but I have to say its one of the funniest thins that I think ever happened... even tho its sorta sick.... ive seen people walk around and talk and open doors while they are completly a sleep.... sleeping is such a weird thing....

hmmmm well....that was kind of funny. Not ha ha funny but more ha oh funny. +2

its more funny as an inside thing because every one in my family just cracks up when they hear it.... its one of those things that are more funny when your telling as a story rather than reading it... its harder to explain.. like well be at a dinner table and my dad will say "hey how about you tell the rest of the family what you tried to do to me and my face will turn red and my dad will say the story and every one laughs..." also i think it contributed to how drunk i was the night b4 lol but keep in mind I also hate drinking and i rarley ever drink.... i just hate it when I go out and every one is like DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK and it eventually annoys me so I start drinking lol

you kno what fuck it i didn expect to be called a sick fuck for postign this funny story of mine... you kno its not sumtin i would do if i were awake then that would make me a sick fuck... in my dream i thought my dad was a girl... not fair..

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Originally Posted by spngrkid101

one <s>weird</s> sick fuck

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Dude...why r u gonna talk shit. He's just trying to share a funny experience he had. It's not like he was awake and TRYING to screw his dad. I bet if it happened to you, you would be too embarassed to post it here for everyone to read.

well dude you were rubbin up on your dad and shit... of course your gonna be called a sick fuck.. haha

whatever i dont want no fighting i just thought ppl would find it funny as my family does.. and if you call me a sick fuck then so be it! :p :D :p

haha word, thats what i like to hear.. im just curious, how old were you when it happened?

hey man, i honestly don't know why you've gotten such ambivalent reactions. I seldom laugh out loud while on this site, and I'm still laughing now from that story. I bet those who responded only did so because for some reason they were able to resist the laughter enough to type something. Everyone else passed out from the sheer hilarity before they could respond.

it was a few months ago actually... and i was 16 and still 16... and yes i have been smoking bud for 6 years.... when i was 11 i first smoked it and loved it but of course I didnt smoke that much.... not until i was like 12 and a half or 13 years old is when the pot head halo shone above my head I just say that beause I am a young but an old pot smoker...... :) actuallty its more 5 years and a couple months but iam almost 17 now anyways.... so i just say 6 years...

ya i laughed, its just still weird.. and damn i cant even imagine how akward that was... haha..

you kno what fuck it this thread is to embarrasing lol ( sometimes i think its better not to mention weird times like these) .... some mod please delet it?

Yeah...thats what I was gonna say after I first read this "You know..this doesnt seem like a story you would wanna share with everyone on cannabis.com"

lol aha anyways i hope it gets deleted because its the most funniest but also the more embarrsing moment of my life... lol mmmm now time to go find some munchies but wait? you kno whats wrong theres no food :( wait acutally theres some ice cream! yay! anyways so i gonna go eat and mods if you plz delet this I wold be grateful but what ever. anyways see you alll later. yep :cool:

funniest shit i ever heard ahaha i dont think its sick i think its hilarious, great that ur dad had a sense of humor if i was doin that to my dad i would probably gotten thrown out the house hahaha

lol dam its so crayz today.... i took a one week break because I was so tolerant and I just smoked like 2.5 grams to my self of some dank shit and I am actually gettin high now~ :)

dude one time I went to bed super drunk and I ended up sleepwalking over to my buddy who was sleeping on the couch and I started pissing on the couch till my wife heard it and told me I was peeing on the couch. I said "oh," and finished in the bathroom.

lol haha once I actually got out of bed and like a sleep walkign type thing and i stood right in front of my bed and pissed on it and at the same time i was actually dreaming i got out of bed and went to the bathroom and pee and flushed the toile and everything but i wake up standing up with this big yellow spot in front of me lol... i hate it how sometimes when I am dreaming i am doing not the same thing but very similar in real life

man holy crap! thats all i can say:thumbsup:

This will be a story to tell your grandchildren. Of course then they might be afraid to stay the night at your house, but whatever. Kids are resilient, they'll get over it. LOL I'm giving you rep for this post. It takes some big brass balls to share a story like that.

lol...this shit is too funny.
props for putting this shit up.

Lol damn dude that's embarrassing, props for putting it up. Be grateful your dad took it so well...

heh, no pun intended. :wtf:

Can you say Bed-Restraints? lol

LOL, I don't blame your dad for slapping you. You were asleep, so you aren't accountable for what happened :D:thumbsup:.

wow thats nasty. i would not be able to look at my dad in the eye if soemthing like that happened.

i feel bad you chose to post this story but

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA What the fuccckkkkk!!!

hahahaha your dad gave you blue ballss omg i would have died... at least you'll probably get your own room now hahahaha ridiculous

ROTFL! This is too much..

wtf:wtf:

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Originally Posted by lazy smoker7

Anyways theres likes this big family thing were a bunch of ppl come over to stay and sleep at my house and some ppl end up sleeping in my room and I end up having to sleep in the same bed as my dad. So anyways before the night I go out and get drunk as shit and high as fuck and come home and pass out on my dads bed. So anyways in the morning i wake up being slapped in the face really hard by my dad... why? well heres why as my dad described it.. Son I woke up with your hand on my nipple (hes fat so its like a boob almost) and you are kissing me on the neck saying "mmmm Lorena mmm" and at the same time he said I was rubbing my dick on his lower back and I actually just about mounted him until he fully woke up and slapped me hard as shit and I wake up from this very powerful slap to the face after having a awesome sex dream and my pants were pulled down with my hand holding my erect dick and I swear to god I was not aware of me doing this. Ever since that time I am scared to sleep next to a family member. Oh also haha once when I was very very young I had to sleep with my cousin and in the morning I wake up on top of her lol. (Lorena was one of my old girlfriends)

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Dude...I can't believe you shared this. I hope this isn't the kind of stories that you tell at parties.

I lol'd though...

That is super funny. Don't be embarrassed! I'm sure it was plenty embarrassing at the time, but now that your family can laugh about it and you can too, it isn't embarrassing anymore... right?

lol... feeling up your dad's man boobs...