Men's Issues

ok just a thread for mens issues, unless they start a new forum im sure this will be the first to be moved there

have you ever sat on a toilet and hung in the water...

its fuckin nasty it pisses me off

your turn

That is gross, but its never happened to me. Shit, thats gross. That's why home turf is, IMO, most important. There's no place like Home.

How about the turtle head poking and in the zipper, that's super painful.

damn thats never happened but it sounds painful...

so... how bout them blueballs? lol

Dam, i think about it, and how many issues do guys really have? Bersides the nuts in the water, turtle heads, and blueballs, mine are like, do i have clean boxers or socks...

And i guess my bigggest issue is when I'm checking to see if some boxers are clean and the aren;'t...LoL

so how about those females that use you for sex...

i once complained about that and was called gay:D lmao

ohh wait, how about gay guys making comments about you and stuff? that shit makes me SO fuckin uncomfortable... women take it as a compliment when a lez says theyre pretty because straight females say that kind of shit to each other so a lez isnt much different

Oh yeah, When a stupid chick puts hickeys on your dam neck. Then you gotta smack 'em

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Originally Posted by dusto2k3

Oh yeah, When a stupid chick puts hickeys on your dam neck. Then you gotta smack 'em

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or when she has the bright idea "i wonder if u can put a hicky on my chin" says o shit that hurts and you're stupid enough to let her do it back

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Originally Posted by JeenYuss

ok just a thread for mens issues, unless they start a new forum im sure this will be the first to be moved there

have you ever sat on a toilet and hung in the water...

its fuckin nasty it pisses me off

your turn

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Um, just hold your dick when you shit? I thought everyone knew that.

Hey MEN! Here's a woe that I don't think has been mentioned yet- wearing condoms! I just came across this website, and for all of y'all who don't like wearing them- these are the best ones out there, so if you have to wear one pick one of these.

World's Best Condoms Reviewed

You're welcome. lol.

Hahaha I didn't know condom contests existed.

:P haha well there ya go. I just thought this would help out guys, wearing condoms must suck, i do sympathize. Even as a girl, generally condoms don't feel good for me either! Sometimes it feels like a plastic bag inside me or something, definitely not sexy, lol.

Are we allowed to read posts from women in the womens issues forum? I just didn't want to get caught lurking in some thread about dildo's or something.

you are allowed to be in the women's forum...

just don't be whiny, or rude or anything like that (some guys are when reading about periods for example), no one is forcing men to read the stuff we write, so as long as you are comfortable with it- lurk away! lol

Sorry but I have to say it:

For all those 'men' whinning about not having their own forum... Maybe yall should just use the women's section for now on.


Jesus Christ, these boards are already a sausage fest, why do we need a specific forum dedicated to it? If women need their 'own' little section to talk about whatever the hell women feel they need to talk about, I say SUPER!

^^haha thanks, i think. what's nice about the women's forum is that we can talk about girl-related things without being ridiculed, or some guy butting in and being like "ewwww periods".

I think this thread is just fine though, although I think it's funny how there have only been like 4 "men's issues" brought up so far. Apparently you guys have it pretty easy, lol.

that we are the ones who have to ask a girl out because generally i rarley ever see a girl ask a guy out. oh also I wish we could have multible orgasims like girls do but yet we only get 1...

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

what's nice about the women's forum is that we can talk about girl-related things without being ridiculed, or some guy butting in and being like "ewwww periods".

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Exactly! And I appreciate that fact cause I personally dont want to read about it here (open sexuality forum) you know? :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

I think this thread is just fine though, although I think it's funny how there have only been like 4 "men's issues" brought up so far. Apparently you guys have it pretty easy, lol.

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Yeah, we are pretty simple creatures :D

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Originally Posted by lazy smoker7

that we are the ones who have to ask a girl out because generally i rarley ever see a girl ask a guy out. oh also I wish we could have multible orgasims like girls do but yet we only get 1...

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I've been asked out a few times though I asked more women out by far then I've been asked... Though I like it that way personally... I feel bad when women have to constantly deal with unwanted attention (especially from guys they have no interest in!). I much prefer being the one in control and picking and choosing which girls I want to talk to or get to know... Yeah, rejection sucks (it's going to happen) but eventually you just build 'walls' so it doesnt really affect you... You just think to yourself, "Must be a lesbian" LoL

Though I sympathize about the multiple orgasm thing... That is NO fair LoL

Since we are on the topic of men's issue though here is my pet-peeve about being a man:

My balls and dick sticking to my leg or my balls getting all 'crunched' up in certain type of pants (ones with a low crotch cut). And the real kicker on top of it all is after sex, all those fluids get your balls all sticky making it like 100x worse.

Sorry to be crass, but that is seriously my biggest pet-peeve about being a guy... These days I tend to take like 2 showers a day just to keep things 'comfy' :thumbsup:

:eek: My god...I regret clicking on here.

now we know how they feel when they "lurk" in the women's forum!!!! hahahha

you guys are too funny, :S2:

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

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Yeah well, there is a trick to that... It's call the pocket grab. I'm sure I dont need to elaborate :p

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

you guys are too funny, :S2:

what about when you get a stiffy in class and the teacher calls you up to write the problem on the board?

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lol this happened to me once i got a hard one and the teacher called on me to go write the math problem on the board and I bascially like I didnt want to do the tuck the dick up thing because the teacher was looking at me telling me to hurry up and I swear I walked over to that board and I walked over all hunched back to the board lol.... those are some stressful times lol :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by someuser

Yeah well, there is a trick to that... It's call the pocket grab. I'm sure I dont need to elaborate :p

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learn something new everyday:thumbsup:

Oh, I got one more man pet-peeve issue!

In the men's restroom when the urinals dont have those divider things and some dude picks the urinal right next to you (especially when there are others to choose from), looks over, and strikes up a conversation.


That is just wrong.

Jesus christ the second men try to form their own private forum it is immediatley stolen by women!(Sarcasm)

Your dick getting caught in your zipper is a problem freeballers gotta worry about, but how about when your at the gym wearing gym shorts and get a stiffy, there's nothing you can do it's horrible. Or anytime you get a stiffy in a public place it can end horribley. Also when blueballs gets so bad it feels like someone is standing on your nuts :wtf: Faggots that think you're sexy and like to touch you? I don't hate fags just because they're fags, but if they keep fucking touching me I'll hit you like you were a real man.

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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk

Faggots that think you're sexy and like to touch you? I don't hate fags just because they're fags, but if they keep fucking touching me I'll hit you like you were a real man.

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Whats with the hostility towards gays? I'm a straight guy and I've had a few guys hit on me before (one even going so far as touching) and while it makes me uncomfortable, I also keep in mind they are human too and in the end, what better compliment to get then being so hot (LoL) that even men cant resist you :thumbsup:

^^^ ahahah ^^^ good point tho

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Whats with the hostility towards gays? I'm a straight guy and I've had a few guys hit on me before (one even going so far as touching) and while it makes me uncomfortable, I also keep in mind they are human too and in the end, what better compliment to get then being so hot (LoL) that even men cant resist you :thumbsup:

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I know alot of really really fucking queer guys, and I'm not friendly to them at any extent because they know I'm uncomfortable around them and make a joke of it by randomly hugging me and trying to kiss me. That's why I fucking hate them.

Another man's issue was brought to my attention not long ago though.
What about when you lose a nut? It's like a miniature panic attack trying to find your nut, and it's as if it disappeared... It's temporarily life threatening!

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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk

Another man's issue was brought to my attention not long ago though.
What about when you lose a nut? It's like a miniature panic attack trying to find your nut, and it's as if it disappeared... It's temporarily life threatening!

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what if you have no nuts, like lance armstrong, but he still has one of them

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Oh, I got one more man pet-peeve issue!

In the men's restroom when the urinals dont have those divider things and some dude picks the urinal right next to you (especially when there are others to choose from), looks over, and strikes up a conversation.


That is just wrong.

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Yep thats just wrong!...

But this is worse:

I was in the drunk tank, crazy ass night! (I beleieve the story is in a thread somewhere on here but I didn't tell this part!)
I was takin a piss in the only urinal/toliet in this 10 by 10 room and this indian is standing 2 ft from me starring at my dick! and then later on he asks me: "do ya got in indian in ya?" I respond "No..." He respnds back "Want some!"

Needless to say I said "hell no" and sat with my ass to one of the corners of the drunk tank the rest of the night! and it was the same guy that got me stoned (hot knifing what i thought was weed at the time, but considering all the shit I did that crazy night I'm pretty sure that shit was laced!)...

anyways now that just sooo wrong!

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Originally Posted by rickytikki

theres always that horrible guy thing were you go on a camping trip with some firends get really drunk and wake up with a used condom in your ass...

but thast not the worst part...
the worst part is what do you do.
do you tell someone or do you keep it to yourself

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I wouldn't tell a damn soul, I'd get drunk as fuck immediatley and force myself to forget it. Then beat the shit out of the guy while wasted. Eww all men camping trips are weird anyways...

My weight lifting teacher, and football coach only has one nut. I'd love to crack a joke about it to him but last year he threw a bench at a kid for telling him a yo mamma joke.(Btw I think Lance lost his manhood when he starting running around in short shorts and a sports bra anyway)

Edit to say to the guy above me that that is a horrible situation to be in! LOL

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Originally Posted by potsmokingnome

and then later on he asks me: "do ya got in indian in ya?" I respond "No..." He respnds back "Want some!"

Needless to say I said "hell no" and sat with my ass to one of the corners of the drunk tank the rest of the night!

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meant to say "do ya got any indian in ya" too late to edit

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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk

I know alot of really really fucking queer guys, and I'm not friendly to them at any extent because they know I'm uncomfortable around them and make a joke of it by randomly hugging me and trying to kiss me. That's why I fucking hate them.

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I hear ya man, I do.



But here is why I love gay guys:

More women for me :p

and

they make the best hair dressers

Men don't have issues.

We are perfect.

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Originally Posted by Veratyr Star

Men don't have issues.

We are perfect.

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here comes the lawsuit...

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Originally Posted by lazy smoker7

oh also I wish we could have multible orgasims like girls do but yet we only get 1...

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naw... you get as many as you want... you just have to learn... trust me... your woman will thank you...
Male multiple orgasm

my only problem, is how to react when a girl 'craps on my heart'. theres no protocol or procedure on how to respond. i try to respond in the tough guy, oh it doesn't bother me routine. for example i'll talk to her when i run into her and be civilized when in reality i wanna throw her down for some hate sex, or if she has another guy with her, i wanna hang him with his large intestines. but i dont show it. but on the inside im a very unhappy camper.

thats my only issue with being male but if you want to talk about issues with being left handed ....i could go on forever.

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

my only problem, is how to react when a girl 'craps on my heart'. theres no protocol or procedure on how to respond. i try to respond in the tough guy, oh it doesn't bother me routine. for example i'll talk to her when i run into her and be civilized when in reality i wanna throw her down for some hate sex, or if she has another guy with her, i wanna hang him with his large intestines. but i dont show it. but on the inside im a very unhappy camper.

thats my only issue with being male but if you want to talk about issues with being left handed ....i could go on forever.

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I don't, when a woman craps on my heart, I don't act like everything is okay when I see her, I give her the pimp hand and tell her to walk the fuck off.

^^"I don't, when a woman craps on my heart, I don't act like everything is okay when I see her, I give her the pimp hand and tell her to walk the fuck off"

Buahahaha ! ROFL :thumbsup: