I was teaching a cop about drugs

Today at school we had booths with people selling/showing stuff. We have that every wednsday. So there was a police booth showing all the different drugs, from heroin, to Kademine, to acid, to hash oil. So there was this girl asking the police woman some questions. I proceeded to explain to her that "Ice" as it was written there was Crystal Meth and that it is not made of cocaine as she was told by the police woman. I also told her the methods of consumption and told her what crack was made of, as she believed that cocaine was not an ingerient in the narcotic.

Finally we both looked at the nice chunk of hash that they had on display and I said "I want that so much right now", and she said "yea I was looking at that too"...lol. All in front of a cop, I just said that I know way too much about this stuff. But hey, this is something that's worth knowing about and staying informed.

so cops come to your school just to show off their personal stashes of drugs. and that police woman, what a junkie, doesn't even know whats in the meth that shes been smoking.

hey some cops r cool
alot where i live smoke weed

funny as hell, thats one dumb cop

Yeah bro, cops showing drugs at your school???? whatever man, it doesn't make you cool to know soooo much about hardcore drugs,...its dumb

Montreal cops are asses, every songle last one of them! However, you gotta respect the fact that you can walk down St Catherine smoking a joint and no one will bother you :D

lmao cops dotn know the difference between bacon and beef

oink oink oink :cool:

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Originally Posted by TheKizzy

Yeah bro, cops showing drugs at your school???? whatever man, it doesn't make you cool to know soooo much about hardcore drugs,...its dumb

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No it doesn't, but it's also not dumb. I know that shit, and you don't. It's that simple. I'm not proud of it or anything, but at least you can't call it dumb.

Cops are amazingly naive about drugs. You wonder where they get their info from. All the cops here don't know that 420 is a reference to weed. They just think it's somebody's graffiti tag.

Yo don't rag on the guy for knowing his drugs. You really should know your shit cuz all that hustlin' can get dangerous if you don't know the game.

yeah a cop came to my house when my mom called the cops on me for findin my hookah and he told me that no matter what if i want to or not one day i will end up smokin crack if i keep smoking weed...........o yeah the fucking pig also said weed can kill me LMAO!

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Originally Posted by BakedDaily420

yeah a cop came to my house when my mom called the cops on me for findin my hookah and he told me that no matter what if i want to or not one day i will end up smokin crack if i keep smoking weed...........o yeah the fucking pig also said weed can kill me LMAO!

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I don't know what put me in a greater disbelief, your mom calling the cop or the crap that the cop told you...

:eek: again

yeah my moms a real bitch but i swear on the great gods of marijuana that it is true

A lot of cops like to use scare tactics like "Don't smoke the deadly devil weed it will kill you and turn you into a crackhead heroin junkie sucking dick for money" because they either paid too much attention to government propaganda, or they deal with the crackhead heroin junkies a lot (who I can assure you have all smoked weed before), or they just plain don't know shit.

Or maybe they know that weed is harmless and just try to pretend otherwise because they became cops and have to become the unquestioning minions of the government.

technically anything can kill you. sigh cops...they're fun. anyone had a speeding ticket before? i got one going 104km/h in a 50km/h zone..greatest part is that i was "speeding" on dec. 19 2005...no im not mistaken the cop wrote the wrong year...yes thats right. got out scot free.

we had a display thing like that, a kid in my year asked the guy for a king size paper out of the spliff box, and i asked him if he wanted it re-rollling to a better standard. he laughed

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Originally Posted by TheKizzy

Yeah bro, cops showing drugs at your school???? whatever man, it doesn't make you cool to know soooo much about hardcore drugs,...its dumb

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

oink oink oink :cool:

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W00t W00t, old skool.

dude... i love teaching cops and teachers whats the truth. they're all so dumb and they get that (i wanna arrest your ass) look on their face, but they cant do shit. its the only way to legally assault an officer and its great

I basically tought the drug portion of my health class. My health teacher was a really cool guy, and told us all these stories about him being in college and "accidently" smoking weed. It was pretty awesome. :D

one time in health class my teacher gave us a test to see how much we new about dangerous drugs and there was a list of slang terms for weed and i added like 20 extra terms. i think my teacher might know now....

yeah i was in health class and when we were learnin bout weed i just started saying random shit, i even told the class the best blocks to buy weed on, the best corners, i waited until the teacher left and pulled up a vid of how to roll a joint on the internet and put that up on the projector.

dude, i tryed to educate me health class and health teacher on weed, but they wouldnt listen to me.

In my health class, when we were required to know that the active ingredient in marijuana is THC, I put down, "Delta 9 Tetrahydrocannabinol, Cannabinol, and other trace cannabinoids."

She marked it right, but I think she knows now. That said, I still got 108% in that fucking class, so I doubt she'll hold it against me.

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Originally Posted by F L E S H

Montreal cops are asses, every songle last one of them! However, you gotta respect the fact that you can walk down St Catherine smoking a joint and no one will bother you :D

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yeah dude! when do we have one!!!

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Originally Posted by F L E S H

Montreal cops are asses, every songle last one of them! However, you gotta respect the fact that you can walk down St Catherine smoking a joint and no one will bother you :D

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Dude, don't remind us about it. :(

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Yeah bro, cops showing drugs at your school???? whatever man, it doesn't make you cool to know soooo much about hardcore drugs,...its dumb

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THe Kizzy


-Knowing a lot about hardcore drugs does make you cool. I know more about drugs than the most of my friends, my popularity increased. people come to ME to know what certain chemicals do and dont do, etc etc.

Educate yourself as much as possible.

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Originally Posted by TheKizzy

Yeah bro, cops showing drugs at your school???? whatever man, it doesn't make you cool to know soooo much about hardcore drugs,...its dumb

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He didn't say it was cool that he knew about the drugs. He just thinks it's helpful to be informed. :rasta:

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Originally Posted by TheKizzy

whatever man, it doesn't make you cool to know soooo much about hardcore drugs,...its dumb

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It makes him cool to me. Knowledge is the way to go.

yeah my friends always call me and are like how much should this weigh and how do you know the diff in a male and female plant. knowledge will take you far in life.