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My story is really short. I made some special brownies and then went to the carry out down the road to get some groceries I was supposed to get before my parents got home. During the time i was gone my parents had come home. I arrived home to find a few of my brownies were missing... So yea... i got my parents high. Weren't too happy about it either.
Anyone have any stories to share?
I got caught not too long ago actually. I had ordered some seeds online, and my mom got the mail first that day. I usually get alot of mail and packages, so I didn't figure she would be suspicious, and she has never opened my mail before. Unfortunitly, when she brought it in it felt like there was a sryinge in the package, so she opened it and found the seeds instead. I convinced her to give them back to me though, and I didn't even end up gettign in trouble.
when i was in junior high and pretty new at smoking me and some friends decided to smoke in my basement, i fucklin got buuusted lool.
I just told my parents that I smoke weed and that I have every right on this earth to smoke weed. Of course they ddint agree with me but they do some what respect my want to smoke weed only if I dont smoke it every day but they can understand like one joint or 2 a week just to relax the same way they drink a few times a week. So as long as I am not baked 24/7 theres no problem. ( but im usualy baked 24/7 ;) :rastasmoke: )
i told my grandma i do...
my mom has just caught me and my brothers too many times (i don't live with her, but she'll still beat me if i bring it to her house lol)
i nearly got busted smoking a j out the back door one day.. the only thing that saved me was my bro was standing between me and the door smoking a cig (he was 16 at the time and she flips out on him when she catches him smoking cigs)
omg she came out that back door, me having joint in hand, him having cig in hand... it was dark so i coudln't see who she wsa looking at... but we both put our smokes behind our backs when she came out she says
"what do you think you're doing, do you think i didn't see you???"
we both say at the same time "no ma'am" (again, we didn't know which of us was busted lol)
so then the lecture about how h's not even 18 yet and she's tired of him stealing cigs from him all the time...
i took a deep fucking sigh of relief at that time, with joint still behind my back... and flicked it as far as i could while she was bitching at him... lmao...
after sh went back in and went to sleep i went back out there found it and finished it lmao.. close fucking call for real...
haha that was a close callQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
I told them...
jesus I don't remember, after my mom was chill with me smoking cigs at like 12..it didn't seem like a big deal to be smoking weed..especially since she was a CRAZY ASS HIPPY in her teens. Mom was cool with me smoking in her house for quite a long time, now is all bitchy 'cause I'm having too many parties and she hates being responsible for so many kids. Now I can only smoke with my best friend with her permission.
Well, my dumbass friends left a roller, visine, and papers in my car and i was high and forgot about them...
thats how they found out:p
...They haven't yet :rasta:
They found out one day when I was tokin in our backyard. It's part of our culture, so they didn't care, but my dad said, "I don't care if you smoke pot, but if I ever catch you smoking crack, I'll kick your ass" so yeah, we were good after that. :rasta:
I told them and they're very chill parents.
I told them and they were cool about it because they never caught me and I never got in trouble for it but then I got kicked out of camp this summer and they were pissed because my mom told me not to get caught smoking in camp. After that I went through a really rough patch with my mom and we fought every day about it but in the end I just told her im going to do it and im going to be responsible about it because i know it's illegal and theres nothing she can do about it. I even showed her erowid she didn't care. Since I got kicked out of camp I've blazed almost every day missing a day here and there and both my parents know and they don't bother me about it unless they catch me. I got caught last saturday and my mom took a full packed bowl with greens and my lighters and stash cans and I got it all back on tuesday except the bowl was cashed.... its ok though I take my dads weed all the time so idk if he smoked 1 bowl. He also smoked my weed when I got caught in north carolina though, back before it was cool to smoke.
haha that's what ima tell my son when/if he starts smoking... that he better not let anyone catch him... if he gets introuble with the law... that's on him... can't go around doing shit like that without being ready to face consequences for it ya know? (now don't get me wrong i'm not gonna sell him up the river... or soem BS like that...) and if i catch him, i'ma confiscate whatever bud i find... o.0 and smoke it infront of him.. hopefully that'll make him smart about what he does...
i realize you can't stop your kids from doign certain things... if they're going to do it, they're going to do it... i'm sure there's bound to be some things i won't just tollerate.. (i'm definately not going to be like "ok you get caught throwing those eggs at a house and it's your ass otherwise, have fun :p) but for something like this... that i have no real quarrel with... just don't let me or anyoen else catch you.... be smart about what you do, not a dumbass lol..
however tho... all this relys on him taking care of buisness first... if he's failing in school... well he's not gettin outta the house, and i'll confiscate every last peice he owns, all his weed, and his money... i'll shut him down quick... i'm not gonna just let him throw his life away over it... but if he handles his buisness, i'll cut him slack.... and when his grades are back up he'll get it all back, minus the bud :stoned:
i can just see it now "son get in there and do the dishes" i don't feel like it "fine, then i'm taking all your bud" ok ok ok! i'll do them, DAMNIT!
Thats my mentality, don't smoke weed unless your willing to take the consequences. I just don't believe your parents should be like the cops in terms of getting caught. I'll let my son/daughter buy in to the propaganda bullshit and if they choose to do it thats theyre choice, 15 years old sounds about right :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
me an 4 of my boys was smokin right off tha back porch after my grandma went ta bed, but for some odd reason happens to have to wake up and do dishes RIGHT at the time we're smoking a J and the kitchen window is on tha same wall as tha back door, so we had to move real close to the house for her not to see us... so we walk to the back of my house where there are no windows(its a doublewide) an finish smoking the 2 J's... we all decided we wanted another so we went in my camper an my cuzin started rollin a couple up an while we were halfway thru the 2nd J my gma pops up out of nowhere opens the door an starts yellin at us so my cuzin got yelled at an left, my other boy whos my future cuzin-in-law gets yelled at and my gma doesnt allow either of those 2 over ever again, my boy bobby and i go inside and get about an HOUR long lecture(not shittin u either it was almost an hour and a half) we're completely blazed and none of the information registers in our brainQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
so now i smoke in my room soon as they go to sleep, spray a little febreze or whatever an by morning u cant smell shit
yeah thats how I got caught saturday, I just smoked up around 12:30am and my mom decided to come down and say goodnight, I thought she was sleeping. Be careful don't get too cocky that shit reeks up my entire bottom floor when i smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by JeenYuss
I used to come home after 12 hours of being out and I'd make 6 grill cheeses and devour them in minutes.... I'm surprised it took them so long to bring it up...
true dat man, i got caught last night cause of that, almost got caught with my two footer! close but no cigar, thank god.Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysBlazed
peace:jointsmile:
I got arrested in my front yard with 3 other buddies, due to my snoopy neighbors. :mad:
Thats ok though, we plan to smash up one of there cars preety badly. :thumbsup:
uhh last summer...I was in my room with a friend, we were grinding up some weed. I hear my mom coming up, I hide the weed under my bed real quick, thats all I had time to do. Then she walks in and I notice theres a pack of cigarettes on the floor, and a case with weed baggies on my bed O_O
My mom has never ever smoked weed so she didnt know what it looked like. She was like ''Is that pot?!'' (she was serious)
It made me laugh a whole lot, I was like ''No its crack...what do ya think?''
She didnt take it, haha, she gets traumatized I think when she sees my weed and pipes and shit (im sure she goes through my things) and just leaves it as it is, only sometimes she steals my ciggys, which sucks cause she doesnt even smoke.
Then I finished rolling my jay and we had a smoke in the backyard when she went away.
i came home after eating these insane hashish cookies was stoned for hours , could harldy speak or scratch myself LOL think i even turned green a few times :D
my mom picked me up...and i admitted i was out of my mind high...she got me food
I think they caught me i dont remember that was like 7 years ago
they haven't
they are suspicious though :-(
so me n my buddy went to my dads house cuz i knew he was gone on vacation...i wasn't sure if my dad was gettin home that night or not...so we blaze and are chillin in my house and he opens the door...i was like holy shit...luckilly we blazed in the garage and he never smelt anything...i was freakin cuz i was stoned off my ass...so i say we're gonna go over to one of my buddies house, and we did...thought everything was fine...well my friend accidentally left his rolling papes on a table in our living room (stoned fucker) and my dad was like what are these...so yeah i told him...no big deal but i still gotta hide my smoking habits.
so they can call the cops again, and get worse? lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by big smoke07
i'm not gonna name anything, but there are lots of ways to really do damage to a car steathily... if you got your mind set on it (which btw, i'm against... do to others as you'd have them do to you, and doesn't mean you can seek revenge when someone does wrong you) there are alot better ways then using some hammers/baseball bats...
Havent got caught yet, but closest was me and 2 buddys hot boxing it in his car, but while his car was still in his garage. (He has uber subs) His mother wasnt supposed to be home for 4 hours. So I rolled a blunt for us and we just sat there smoking, abotu 3/4 of the way thru the garage door suddenly opened, Car was ALL smoky and shit, he just turned on the car and drove out as his mom came home. My heart seriously skipped a beat.. I then oppened the door quick and tryed to get all the smoke out. Luckily we sumhow convinced her it was cigarette. So yeah. /flex
My mom gave me weed. That was my first time smoking. She said that she doesnt care if i smoke...But if i get arrested for any reason, im on my own
my parents went in my car and my pipe was sittin right there in the open.....they were pretty pissed and they made me choose between gettin the pipe back or the car.....of course i chose the pipe and now i regret it...but there were too many memories that went with that pipe
nahh man chill and plant weed in their shit and then call the cops on them,Quote:
Originally Posted by big smoke07
karma is a bastard:thumbsup:
I told my mom after my cousin was busted for selling to a narc. That fuckin narc trapped him, he was trying to just give it to her but she insisted on paying, BITCH. but yeah, me and him spent alot of time together so it was almost a given.
Family member got busted dealing then it led to them questioning me, I denied(I was 12 haha), anyways the last day of 7th grade, I think it might have even have been the whole week, I ditched. I was going to sleep over at my friends house, but didn't. So I go home, and my friend calls me up, I'm pretty high(I forget if I smoked salvia or weed) since I smoked about 20 minutes earlier, and my pipe,papers, zippo,etc all fall out of my pockets while I was exiting my car, and then I screamed fuck. And yeah, you can't really deny it after that.... lol I said I smoked tabacco but they said they are more pissed that I was smoking tabacco so I just admitted I was smoking weed.
I was sitting at dinner with my mom and her chick friend out at some restaurant...and my moms friend was talking about blunts...and my mom was like "I don't know what a blunt is? Have you ever smoked one?" and pointed to me...and I was like..."yeah..."...and she was like "EVEN MY OWN DAUGHTER HAS SMOKED A BLUNT AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?"...and I was like 17...ever since then my mom and I have been puffin' together.
Even though in 5th grade when I caught her smoking her I made her flush it..while I was in the D.A.R.E. program..
....haha
Ok so when I was 12 years old, thats 10 years ago I smoked one of my besy friends up at the time (next door buddy) he was 8. He went and told his mom. His mom told my mom. My parents sat me down to talk to me about it. Was a pain in the ass. Now that I'm 22 my parents don't care. They live in NY and I live in AZ... soooo not much they could do anyways :o)
Ugh my parents have smoked my whole life and one day when i was twelve I told them that I smoked too and they were cool with it as long as that was all I did and that my grades stayed up. At 16 my dad and I began to smoke together and now he gives me weed for free and we still smoke.
she walked into me room one day to find me sitting on the floor cross legged listening to uk garage and munching a box of kelloges crunchy nut, she could smell it soo bad plus the room was all hazy
hey dont knock when u walk into my room you should expect to see sum shit
hahaha my parents always knock after "The Incident" haha
in light of the thread in sexuality yesterday...Quote:
Originally Posted by chisme
o.0 i think ima always knock.. i don't wanna walk in on some dude getting busy with himself with a dildo in his ass..
my mum used to look for money my stash was with my money