So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?
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So I walked in on my boyfriend masterbating to porn. No big deal, here's the kicker. He had my dildo in his ass. Should I be pissed?
that depends,,,how big was the dildo???Quote:
Originally Posted by NiceTanAss
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by NiceTanAss
Could be worse.
He could have had your neighbor's Johnson in his ass.
I believe he was practicing for just that...Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
you are sick.Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Was it your dildo? If so, that make b-day time easy!!!
yeah.. one of them.. pretty good sized one.. i just laughed and left!!
I guess then the next question would be what, exactly, the porn consisted of...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Honestly, Ass, why be pissed?
This seems like an opportunity to find out what his turn-ons are that you didn't know about... geez... spice up the ol' sex life...
Has he ever been in jail???
Uhhhh.... Pissed? Not particularly, disturbed and possibly frightened -- Yes!
The mans g-spot is located about 4-6 inches inside of our rectum. I'm sure he was just trying to reach the peak of pleasure.
I wouldn't worry about it though. We all masturabte, and if you say you don't, you lie. If it goes a step further though to wanting an actual man to do the job, then I'd be concerned, on a cheating level.
He could be bi or bi-curious for all you know, but as long as he has sex with you and you only, then who cares.
Dude, we all masturbate as you said, but not all of us stick dildos up our asses while me masturbate (namely ME).Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
to the OP: Dont be worried about the masturbation, be worried about the dildos in his ass!
I didn't say we all stick dildos in our bums, I said we all masturbate. :)
I was giving a reason as to why some guys would want to do that. Some people it doesn't bother them, but for me, and you, we get things done just fine without the dildo. :)
When I was 12 I stuck a tampon up my ass,,,it was different...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Hey NTS,,,if that's you in your profile then lose ass boy and give me a call...
555-5555
i like a good ass ramming as much as the next girl so whatever, he was looking at chicks by the way...
As far as a birthday present for him? fuck that, he can have that one and buy me a new one! Thanks fellas!
Sounds interesting. I'm guessing it didn't exapand from any leakage, so it wouldn't hold. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
I never took it out of the tube...
i wouldnt be concerned with his stickin a dildo up his ass, but i would be concerned with the fact that any man who is going to jerk his gerkin with a dildo in his ass without locking the door first, just ain't right.
Yup,,,I think he wanted to get caught...Quote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
and if he wanted to get caught, he's not secure enough with his sexuality to tell his ol lady what he's into, which means that a dildo in the ass is just the tip of the 'i'm into some fucked up shit' iceberg.
maybe you should be worried :S1:
i laughed my ass out reading this post... and im not even stoned! :D
this 'g' stands for gay? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Yea seriously...he's a fAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!(in jersey accent)
ey ey ey, don't bring jersey into this..
I've tried to fuck my boyfriend's in the ass..
(I have a sick DOM side)
They wouldn't let me, obviously.
You got lucky.
BFA can i fuck you in the a$$?
PLEASE???
shit.. i just need to stick my dick in somethin quick
an d u have a great ass.. and face, and probalyy great anythin i hanvt seen anywayzzzz
Hahah do a lil searching and you'll see most of it.
Whoa, calm down there old boy. :p That's no way to talk to a lady. On the other hand, if a chick asked if she could fuck me (not in the ass) I'd rubber up and dive in. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
There was nothing wrong with what he was doing but I'd be pissed that he was using MY dildo. I'd tell him to get his own! Now your's in all contaminated and you can't use it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NiceTanAss
You could both go shopping for a new one! That would be fun...:D
oh man... i just wouldn't say anything... that's gotta be a very akward thing to get caught doign by your girlfriend.... of course it coudla been worse for him.. imagine if it was his mom that walked in, instead of you lmao....
but then again if you wanna be an ass, as a joke lol... his next b-day go to a porno shop and buy like one of those 2 foot double headed dildos... lmao... "look honey, we can use it together..."
or get a butt plug, and next time yal are getting down n dirty, without telling him, just pop it in his ass lol...
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Don't worry, your not the only one to get suckered into that backstreet boy fad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
/southpark reference...
I don't think you should be pissed, since you don't care enough to know if you should be pissed.
For a birthday present, just peg him!
So have you talked to him about it since it happened?
Today your dildo...
Tomorrow he will be down at te pron shop with his ass parked against the glory hole.
he is prepareing for anal sex.
go buy a rubber glove like the kind for doing dishes and a bottle of vegitable oil and fist his ass.
One you are through with his ass streatching toss him out.
he has gay intentions and is practicing up. also ask him to do a command performance and go ass to mouth.
ok what show/move is it where someone's tripping on someone else and says something likeQuote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
"you went ass to mouth?? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!"
Oh jeez... look what I've started... haha just kidding...
Clerks IIQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Clerks 2 ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
oh ok lol... i knwe i'd seen it... i even have it on my pc.. just couldn't remember where it was from lol..
:S3:Quote:
Originally Posted by NiceTanAss
maybe you should google it there is a whole genra of porn call ATM or ass to mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
eewww:birthday: :S1:
skink you crack me up
this thread, LOL