sad day, weed in target

sad day today, My sister likes to read the police reports in our local newspaper, well the story read.

"Today, a small baggy of marijuana was found in the north target in the clothing section. It weighed to 1.6 grams. The bag was confiscated"

Damn, I wish I was at target....free dimesack

who leaves weed at target????

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

who leaves weed at target????

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dumb fucks do
if i found it id be happy to share with you :)

Good play on words in the title.

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

dumb fucks do
if i found it id be happy to share with you :)

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wootness, I wonder if it was dank or not...

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

wootness, I wonder if it was dank or not...

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well if they are a true weed smoker, wouldnt of dumped it,
would of been shit

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

well if they are a true weed smoker, wouldnt of dumped it,
would of been shit

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actually, I know noobs who forget where they place their weed and lighters when high, thats why I have so many lighters, theyll set them on the desk and ill just take them

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

actually, I know noobs who forget where they place their weed and lighters when high, thats why I have so many lighters, theyll set them on the desk and ill just take them

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well they aint pro stoners like us ;)

i want another Jack Daniels, you want one?

free is my favorite flavor, i wouldn't care if it was a gram of dro, or a gram of middies.

I was in a corner store looking for some munchies. right behind the snickers there was a little baggie, i picked it up. it was 2 grams of realy good dro. now the hard part was NOT jumping up and down and making a sceen, because of the cop standing near the door. i payed for my things and left, when i got to the car i showed my buddies, and we smoked for free.

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

free is my favorite flavor, i wouldn't care if it was a gram of dro, or a gram of middies.

I was in a corner store looking for some munchies. right behind the snickers there was a little baggie, i picked it up. it was 2 grams of realy good dro. now the hard part was NOT jumping up and down and making a sceen, because of the cop standing near the door. i payed for my things and left, when i got to the car i showed my buddies, and we smoked for free.

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I wish I lived in the U.S I love it.

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

well they aint pro stoners like us ;)

i want another Jack Daniels, you want one?

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jack and coke please:)

ill make you some cheese and crackers

FUCKING HELL!!!!111 I coulda sworn I had the right pair of pants...

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Originally Posted by dark0ne

free is my favorite flavor, i wouldn't care if it was a gram of dro, or a gram of middies.

I was in a corner store looking for some munchies. right behind the snickers there was a little baggie, i picked it up. it was 2 grams of realy good dro. now the hard part was NOT jumping up and down and making a sceen, because of the cop standing near the door. i payed for my things and left, when i got to the car i showed my buddies, and we smoked for free.

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your a lucy motherfucka you know that
people leaving weed about

i aint done that since i was 10 and first started
i keep the shit in my pocket now

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

jack and coke please:)

ill make you some cheese and crackers

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its a deal love, dont worry
iv got no coke at the minute tho :(
have to drink it straight
still gets me fuckin hammerd tho so its all good
il give you a pint of straight JD if thats alright


got a decent bit considerin my dads just been on a cigarette and beer run
11 euros a bottle
compared to where i live thats quite good

not even pepsi?

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

not even pepsi?

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iv only got some fruit salad squash, sorry :(
it actually tastes quite nice after a while
possibly cos im drunk tho
your still welcome to join tho :)

I will, I shall bring the tequila and grey goose

damn that sucks....

the kid that left it prob. thought the cops were trying to get him or something so he just left it there in case they searched him. I get paranoid like that sometimes around school, specially when a teacher happens to see me with a 8th in my hand at the bathroom and i take off quick!

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I will, I shall bring the tequila and grey goose

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good job god job, well played
il supply the JD and the weed
anything else you require?

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

good job god job, well played
il supply the JD and the weed
anything else you require?

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a bong, or steamroller perhaps,

mmm steamroller:4:

this weekend when i was out dirt biking w/ a friend we went to the top of this A frame (2 trails going up a really steep hill like an upside down V)

And i saw a baggy while i was taking a pee with something greenish and nuggish looking inside, i was in disbelief but it turned out to be wet and super bleached like it had been sitting in the sun for a few days so i tossed it, i was pissed.


oh and one time the teacher let me borrow a jacket in high school for some cross country skiing and i put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a bag of weed, it immediately went into my pants pocket, but we always knew that teacher smoked, we ended up having a sesh with him in the summer and a whiskey sour. he loves jack.

otherwise ive never found weed. well with the many exceptions where i lose my weed, forget about it, and find it unexpectedly a few months later. its such a delight finding a little sack when you've been high and dry because you're broke.:smokin:

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

a bong, or steamroller perhaps,

mmm steamroller:4:

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if you would like a steamroller, by all means bring one
i have a bong if you would like,
however its only a little fella
about 8 inch and pretty shit
i recently named it mervin

They put crap like that in the newspaper?

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

if you would like a steamroller, by all means bring one
i have a bong if you would like,
however its only a little fella
about 8 inch and pretty shit
i recently named it mervin

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thats okay, well make one, somehow,
or have fun with jack, I must say though,
when im with jack, I love all:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by poiuyt

They put crap like that in the newspaper?

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I live in a small town, the one where everybody knows you, your family, and even grandma who lives in the next state,

Ive also known everyone since k-grade, unless they have moved here

so there really isnt any news

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Originally Posted by SwirlyMass

this weekend when i was out dirt biking w/ a friend we went to the top of this A frame (2 trails going up a really steep hill like an upside down V)

And i saw a baggy while i was taking a pee with something greenish and nuggish looking inside, i was in disbelief but it turned out to be wet and super bleached like it had been sitting in the sun for a few days so i tossed it, i was pissed.


oh and one time the teacher let me borrow a jacket in high school for some cross country skiing and i put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a bag of weed, it immediately went into my pants pocket, but we always knew that teacher smoked, we ended up having a sesh with him in the summer and a whiskey sour. he loves jack.

otherwise ive never found weed. well with the many exceptions where i lose my weed, forget about it, and find it unexpectedly a few months later. its such a delight finding a little sack when you've been high and dry because you're broke.:smokin:

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your also a lucky motherfucka
never found weed in my life:(
i wish tho, i wish

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

thats okay, well make one, somehow,
or have fun with jack, I must say though,
when im with jack, I love all:thumbsup:

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thats absoloutely fine by me if you love all
im also game for fun with jack
unfortunatley this conversation will be continued tomoro
im off to bed as i am absoloutely fucked
goodbye samwhore

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and anyone else involved here

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Originally Posted by Podge_Boro

thats absoloutely fine by me if you love all
im also game for fun with jack
unfortunatley this conversation will be continued tomoro
im off to bed as i am absoloutely fucked
goodbye samwhore

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and anyone else involved here

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just you and me, and jack

nighty night:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

just you and me, and jack

nighty night:jointsmile:

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you, me and jack is fine by me :)
nighty night indeed :D

I found a bag of weed like 3 weeks later in the woods where i lost it it was a nice find indeed

am I the only one who has a love affair with yeager and white russians??? i do like JD and coke I had like 3 a day in China last summer...

oooooh who else likes green chartreuse? mmmmmmm

i'm feeling that

Never found weed, but I have been given free weed before, a gram from a freinds stash when he had to quite for probation and another time a half ounce for christmas.

My brother used to work at Wal Mart, and one night after work he came into my room (round 3am) and shook the shit out of me to wake up, and sticks what LOOKS to be a little more than a quarter oz under my nose. Not only was this shit fuckin DANK, it turned out to be around a half ounce. :D

Target sucks.

My mom once found like an once in a ziplock bag inside of a plastic bag in the parking lot of walmart

i used to work at a movie theatre and us employees found weed all the time. in the lobby, in the bathroom, and in the theatres. people go to movies baked alot :D

also, when i used to work at the counter selling popcorn and candy, people would come up to me stinking like weed all the time.