OMFG! LOL ADVICE??

well heres the crazy story my moms not here only my grandma and my moms bf and i have 2 buds this is my second time the first time i wasted the whole bud this time i think i did 2.....i went in the basment took a piece of paper out of a book and rolled the weed up in it and i think it was rolled wrong but i lit and and gave it a hit but the fire went out and nothing happend then i went in my bathroom and tried again but the same thing happend i took a shower to get all the smells and stuff away but i think theres a hint of smell to thats why immmmmmmmmmmmmmm paranoid right now but yea i want too smoke my weed and get high by tommorowwwwwwwwwwwww i have like 1 1/2 of a bud left and thats all well anyword for me if so then yea at least write something back:(

Forget rolling a joint with a random peice of paper, get a soda can, make a bend in it where you can put bud, poke a few small holes in it and use that as a bowl. Also joints create more smoke and smell because of the burning paper, so it's probabley better. And if you really want to hide the smell, smoke with hot water running in the shower, the steam will get rid of the smoke. Or you can make a spoof tube by putting drier sheets in a toilet paper roll and blowing your hits in that :)

you posted this in the experiences forum, :)

erm.. did you need to use the big ass font?


btw... do you have any damn idea of measurement? dude a bud can be as small as a paintball or as big as your hand... lol...

make a pipe/bong or buy soem real papers... LOL rolling joints with a book? (if it was an old bible.. it might not be so bad... but that ain't what you said, you just said a book.. lmfao)

^ yea dude my dealer got a bud in last week that was over a foot long O.o

Ok stoned or not this thread is pretty damn funny. :D

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

erm.. did you need to use the big ass font?


btw... do you have any damn idea of measurement? dude a bud can be as small as a paintball or as big as your hand... lol...

make a pipe/bong or buy soem real papers... LOL rolling joints with a book? (if it was an old bible.. it might not be so bad... but that ain't what you said, you just said a book.. lmfao)

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of course i had to use the big font ..was there a problem with using it >? i think not

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

you posted this in the experiences forum, :)

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i posted it anywhere it was like my first post EVER

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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk

Forget rolling a joint with a random peice of paper, get a soda can, make a bend in it where you can put bud, poke a few small holes in it and use that as a bowl. Also joints create more smoke and smell because of the burning paper, so it's probabley better. And if you really want to hide the smell, smoke with hot water running in the shower, the steam will get rid of the smoke. Or you can make a spoof tube by putting drier sheets in a toilet paper roll and blowing your hits in that :)

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haha thanx but im not that smart to know how to use the soda can or w.e

so let me see if i'm getting this right...

you are smoking with your MOM'S boyfriend, and he cant' get papers or a pipe? wow, what a sorry stoner :(

Okay buddy this should help you out.

Smoking With Style - the user-friendly guide to pot etiquette

Click on pipes, it'll give you instructions on how to make your own.

Hey guys i just cant get this bud to roll wtf!!?!?!?



J/k j/k lol get a bowl or something shyt, or u can make one get a bottle a pen and some foil, foil the mouth piece, cut a hole in the side, put a bic pen in the side with it completely gutted. done! u can seal it up with some gum if u want, dispose when finished.

tha'ts a big assed bud o.0 if that is infact yours you're either a grower or good friends with one.... lol

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i posted it anywhere it was like my first post EVER

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my first post was something like "LOL"

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well heres the crazy story my moms not here only my grandma and my moms bf and i have 2 buds this is my second time the first time i wasted the whole bud this time i think i did 2.....i went in the basment took a piece of paper out of a book and rolled the weed up in it and i think it was rolled wrong but i lit and and gave it a hit but the fire went out and nothing happend then i went in my bathroom and tried again but the same thing happend i took a shower to get all the smells and stuff away but i think theres a hint of smell to thats why immmmmmmmmmmmmmm paranoid right now but yea i want too smoke my weed and get high by tommorowwwwwwwwwwwww i have like 1 1/2 of a bud left and thats all well anyword for me if so then yea at least write something back:(

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just use ur crack pipe LOL

if your rolling joint with random paper, make sure its from the good book.:S5: :S5:

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Originally Posted by Scarlet Sky

so let me see if i'm getting this right...

you are smoking with your MOM'S boyfriend, and he cant' get papers or a pipe? wow, what a sorry stoner :(

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no im not smoking with my moms bf

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Okay buddy this should help you out.

Smoking With Style - the user-friendly guide to pot etiquette

Click on pipes, it'll give you instructions on how to make your own.

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thankers

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Originally Posted by greenman:D

just use ur crack pipe LOL

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nice :wtf:

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Originally Posted by greenman:D

just use ur crack pipe LOL

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Ahahaha

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Originally Posted by MyWorstEnemy

haha thanx but im not that smart to know how to use the soda can or w.e

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Your not smart enough to put a dent in a can with a few holes in it? :rolleyes:

cut the bottom off a milk jug, put melt a hole in the cap and put a little wrench head in so it seals. now put your gb up to the middle of the jug handle in water, load bowl and put it on the bottle. now light, pull, remove bowl, and inhale. really, that's the easiest way I know of, unless you do the ghetto sobe waterfall, where you punch out the little notch on the bottom, and then dent the cap in and punch holes in, then remove the rubber thing in the cap and use practically the same way.

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Hey guys i just cant get this bud to roll wtf!!?!?!?



J/k j/k lol get a bowl or something shyt, or u can make one get a bottle a pen and some foil, foil the mouth piece, cut a hole in the side, put a bic pen in the side with it completely gutted. done! u can seal it up with some gum if u want, dispose when finished.

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LOL zboard.

are you serious?

you should probally put the weed in a pipe and smoke it, usually rolling a nug in a piece of regular paper wont work the best....figures

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Originally Posted by TheAtomicPunk

And if you really want to hide the smell, smoke with hot water running in the shower, the steam will get rid of the smoke.

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Will steam legitimately remove the smoke? I have a Sauna that my parents don't go in very often that I would smoke in, but it has no ventilation besides the drain on the ground. If what you're saying is true then I might have to give it a go.