How I plan to (hopefully) pass my piss test today

Alright, I thought I would just post what I am doing to pass my urine test, and then when I find out if I passed in a few days, let people know if it worked (when I was looking for information on how to pass, I found reading personal experiences invaluable). If anyone else wants to post their experiences here it could be nice to have one big thread for people looking for some information. NOTE: I got rather detailed and long, so if you just want a quick summary of what I did, skip to my summary at the end.

I'll start with some background information:

Height/Weight/Body Type: 6'3", 170 lbs, fairly skinny but definitely a little gut.
Smoking Habit: Once/Twice a day for at least the past 6 months.
Time Clean: Since Feb. 16 so about 12 days before test.
What I am doing to pass: Alright, first off I realize I should have definitely quit sooner than I did seeing as how you can pretty much get high off my blood, but I quit as soon as I realized I have a good chance of getting my dream job and will likely have to take a pre-employment drug test (and man I was soooo worried it would be a hair test but I lucked out). Also, looking back, I should have just done substitution but it is too late now.
As soon as I quit I spent hours online reading every bit of information of piss testing I could get my hands on, and this method is mostly a combination of N2's dilution guide and some other little tricks I read about in different threads (who knows if they work, figured they can't hurt).
In the time I have quit I lost about 5 lbs just due to the fact that I no longer get the munchies that I always do (believe me, I get ridiculous munchies) and I also have been drinking about 40-60 oz of water a day leading up to today (not much exercise though). Then, yesterday, I ate a lot to try and gain some clean fat and went right back up to around 170 lbs today.
In addition to the water I drank leading up to today, I have ingested a lot of creatine every day for the past 4-5 days thanks to the tip in N2's dilution guide. I didnt really measure it out but I put a lot in a glass of water and drank it, so my piss will hopefully measure an appropriate amount or creatinine even though it will be diluted.
Alright, on to what I am doing today (the day of my test). I am going to get to the facility (Aurora Medical something or other in Milwaukee) around 1:30. I got up around 9:30 (4 hrs before test) and every half hour I have been drinking a 8oz glass of gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt in it (I read that the gatorade helps prevent a negative dilution result if you drink it instead of water, and I also heard 1/4 tsp of salt per 8oz drank will do the same thing by giving it the right specific gravity, which apparently is measured to test if the piss is diluted). Also, when I got up (4 hrs before test)I took 4 aspirin as recommended by N2. I also took a couple Tums, I read somewhere that those help as well by coating your stomach or something, but who knows. As of right now I have had 3 (24-30 total ounces) of the Gatorade/salt mixture I mentioned earlier, plus the tums and tylenol. Right now (2 1/2 hrs before test) I am chugging a bottle of XXtra clean and from now on out I am following the "secret" directions the guy at the head shop I bought it from whipped out when I bought it (he told me not to follow what it says on the bottle, use THESE directions). So, following these directions to a tee, I am going to: wait 5 min after drinking the Xxtra clean (on an empty stomach) and chug 20 oz of water. Then, wait one hour and pee at least twice after that and before I leave for the test. After that, I will not drink anything up until 15 min before I leave for my test, and then it says to drink a "small glass of water", so I am going to have maybe 4-8 oz of water. Also, around noon, I am going to crush and take 10 vitamin B complex pills (10x the daily amount). Then, I will leave for my test and, when taking the test, be sure to get the middle of my piss and not the beginning or end. I realize this last paragraph is a huge wall of text so here is a summary:

12 days before test: Quit smoking. Drank 40-60 oz water a day, lost 5 lbs over a week.

4-5 days before test: Started drinking water with a ton of creatine powder put into it (one glass of that a day in addition to normal water).

Day before test: Ate a lot and gained back the 5 lbs I lost in the past week.

4 Hrs before test: Had 4 tylenol, 3 tums, and 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.

3 1/2 Hrs before test: 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.

3 Hrs before test: 8 oz of Gatorade with 1/4 teaspoon of salt mixed in.

2 1/2 Hrs before test: Drank bottle of Xxtra clean (1 Pint of liquid), then 5 min later chugged 20 oz water. DID NOT PEE FOR NEXT HOUR.

1 1/2 Hrs before test: Peed, took 10 crushed up B complex pills.

1 Hrs before test: Peed again.

30 min before test: Drank 6 oz of water, then left for my test. WISH ME LUCK!

Again, as soon as I get my results, I will post any updates (hopefully sooner rather than later, I want to SMOKE!!! :stoned: ). As of right now, any comments, questions or just good lucks would be appreciated, and also feel free to post your experiences here so people looking for ways to pass can get some good information here, whether it is what to do, or what NOT to do.

very much looking forward to your results. I may be in exactly the same position in the very near future. Good luck.

first off, AVG ur a dick.. i have to say that cus i'm tearing my hair out trying to decipher the heiroglyphics you call a paragraph, only to conclude with the simplest version summary which should have been given first- for all us pot heads who cant read while they're high! :stoned:
2nd, good instructions- although I'm not in a position where i need this at the moment it was definitely informative, and I hope it works.. please update your thread with the results and let us know how it went.

i kno it sux that you've had to pass it up, but you will always be in all 420 of our hearts, and we all await your return!!! smoke toke n choke baby!

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Originally Posted by sheist

first off, AVG ur a dick.. i have to say that cus i'm tearing my hair out trying to decipher the heiroglyphics you call a paragraph, only to conclude with the simplest version summary which should have been given first- for all us pot heads who cant read while they're high! :stoned:
2nd, good instructions- although I'm not in a position where i need this at the moment it was definitely informative, and I hope it works.. please update your thread with the results and let us know how it went.

i kno it sux that you've had to pass it up, but you will always be in all 420 of our hearts, and we all await your return!!! smoke toke n choke baby!

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He did a much better job if typing that out and making it ledgible than you did.

Alright, my plan was executed without a hitch. I got a little worried when I peed the first few times at home because my pee was still clear, but when I went for the test it ended up looking perfectly yellow and normal so the B vitamins must have kicked in.
I got a sheet of information about the test at the testing facility and I now know it is a "SE4C 5 Drug Panel COC/CON" test, whatever that means. If anyone knows any information about those, I would much appreciate it being posted here, although I am sure a quick forum search will turn up something. Oh, and it sounds like they are sending it to ACL for testing, so if anyone knows how long it usually would take for me to hear that I failed or had a negative dilute result, it would be awesome because I will get very very blazed if after that amount of time as I am assuming they wont call me to tell me I passed (it would be pretty sketchy to call the company to make sure I passed haha). :rastasmoke:
I really freaked out when the nurse brought me back because she took me into this small room with just a scissors on the table and I thought maybe they changed it to a hair test, but nope, it was still a urine.
I'll post as soon as I hear anything, thanks for the replies so far :thumbsup:

Got my fingers crossed for ya!

2 days and no news= good news... think I passed? How long until you think I can be sure? I did some research and the lab is in the same building I took the test so there was probably no delivery time or anything

Nothing happens administrative wise on a Friday. Likewise, Monday is spent catching up. You'll probably hear something Tuesday.

i didnt catch if you said it was a test for probation, but if it was, you wont hear untill your next check in. thats how mine was. the one time my test came back diluted, they called me back in. but thats it.

Alright, almost two weeks and still no word, pretty sure I passed ;)

congrats... lol that would suck if they called tomorrow haha

Good job man.:thumbsup:

Thanks for the detailed information. I just got a neg but dilute test result back for a job i wanted and need to retest in a few days. Just so you know, I tool the test weds and they called me thursday. On the next test I'm going to make sure I raise my creatine and used the salt with gatorade. Glad to hear it all worked out for you. Thanks again!