I love theses from
Hostage: "Fucking rich people"
Dumb & Dumberer: "Somebody chipped my tooth! Somebody bit me in the forehead!"
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I love theses from
Hostage: "Fucking rich people"
Dumb & Dumberer: "Somebody chipped my tooth! Somebody bit me in the forehead!"
"And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you." - The Godfather (1972)
Nice thread :thumbsup:
grandma's boy - "my grandma drank all my pot.
girl: "I want a fake ID and a razor scooter"
brother: "A fake ID? No way, I'm not letting you drink"
girl: "Its to vote, you idiot"
brother: "Oh"
dude: "You need a razor scooter to vote?"
From Accepted
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."Quote:
Originally Posted by ATrain
- Slater, Dazed and Confused (1993)
Your sig is one of my favs
"And thats all I have to say about that" Forrest Gump
"I was just BULLSHITTIN'.... AND YOU KNOW THIS..... MAAAAN!" Smokey, in Friday
"You know what? Maybe you're right, maybe I am crazy...
But you know what else? I don't give a FUCK"
-Bishop from "Juice"
HAHAHAHA I JUS WATCHED THAT TODAY it made my heart smileQuote:
Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781
Abe Lincoln released them from slavery like 130 years ago. How long does it take them to get their act together?- American History x
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold" Raul Duke, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
"please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"
"you can turn your back on a person, but NEVER turn your back on a drug, espesically when its wielding a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediatley pull over. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you, he WILL follow."
"We cant stop here! This is Bat Country!"
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
^^Three fear and loathing in a row :)
"FINISH THE FUCKINg STORY. WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GLANDS????
^^^
four
Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates...
[taps Mia's chest]
Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates]
Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
Vincent: What happens after that?
Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself.
"Or just an adrenaline gland. You know, to just chew on"
^Five
Hahah shit man, fear and loathing has many great quotes...its my fav. movie ever!
I need to buy fear and loathing, that is one of great dvd's I'm missing...
Is this not a reasonable place to park?? fear and loathing
fear and loathing has soo many good ones!!
i looooooveee sooo many movie quotes but one of my faves is:
"hey fat lineman, next time you just keep your jelly rolls outta spikes way unless you want cleat marks up your fat back"- little giants lol
and cant forget...
whoa! i just heard you talkin through my nose! Is it possible my nose has eardrums?? NOSEDRUMS!!!- detroit rock city
"Hey Slater you fucking hippy. Give me drugs man"
-Dazed and Confused.
I watched that movie yesterday and I never get tired of it.
"We can't stop here, this is bat country"
-Fear and Loathing
"I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work"
-The Devils Rejects
Yeah man Dazed and Confused was my favorite movie till I saw Fear and Loathing.
"Get them from your mother, man"
Tommy from Goodfellas......"You Dizzy Mothafucka You!!"
I get sad when Dazed and Confused ends. :p I mean, the fight at the end is a total buzzkill, the keg is empty, and the kids get busted by the cops on the football feild.
I never want that movie to end, but once Skynyrds "Tuesday's Gone" song kicks in, the party's over.
I know exactly what you mean. Perfect song though. Makes you think "damn..it's over". The movie has a great original soundtrack overall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
On another note...Some good cannabis related quotes...
"Man ain't nuttin' wrong with smokin' weed. Weed is from the Earth! God put this here, for me....and you...take advantage man".
Or
"Yeah...I figure if I study high, take the test high...get high scores".
Lol, some movies are just quote after quote...definitely most of the ones mentioned in this thread so far fall into that category.
my favorite is from the movie "From Dusk Til Dawn":
Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
i love smell of napalm in the morning--from apocalypse now
I wont start with my family guy quotes...
cause I have one hell of a memory, you wont hear the end of it xD
"I WANT THESE MOTHA FUCKIN SNAKES, OFF THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE"
If you don't know, you deserve to die.
beat me to it! :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by sam44
Quote:
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
True, but THEN, Foghat's "Slowride" comes on when he puts his headphones on and it shows them chiefin' a fatty on their way to get aerosmith tickets, so you know another good time will surely ensue soon enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
"I bent my wookie"
-Ralph Wiggum.
:D
"I'm so happy, I shave my balls. I'm serious! I have the smoothest balls in Iceland"
-Hostel
Take you fancy clothes, your black silk underwear, and go back to disneyland
go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
-as good as it gets
shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head.
- devils rejects
dazed and confused is amazing
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
"mind if i do a j?"-the big lebowski
"yippy kay yay mf"-die hard
I coulda been a contender...
so many Snakes on a Plane quotes...
also,
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what."
jay and silent bob