SO ANNOYED.

So I am sitting here with 2 lighters that don't work...

...and no matches.

...and a fully loaded bong.


I even tried the bar next door, and they are all out of matches!

GRR this is so annoying.:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

aw girl that blows :(

Ill email you a lighter

Making fire isn't rocket science tal.

haha damn. That is annoying. You could do it how the people in prision do it. Get two batteries (that still have juice in them) and a brillo pad. Find a metal surface and put one battery on it + side down and the other - side down. Then take just 2 pieces of metal wire off the brillo pad and put one end of one wire on the battery + side down and one on the battery - side down. If you do it right, when you touch the two brillo wires together, there should be an electric spark. now thats straight up ballin

You think you have problems? I have 2 good lighters and no weed!

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haha damn. That is annoying. You could do it how the people in prision do it. Get two batteries (that still have juice in them) and a brillo pad. Find a metal surface and put one battery on it + side down and the other - side down. Then take just 2 pieces of metal wire off the brillo pad and put one end of one wire on the battery + side down and one on the battery - side down. If you do it right, when you touch the two brillo wires together, there should be an electric spark. now thats straight up ballin

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Wow what????????? I think I'm basically fucked.

..and pissed that I have to go to work absolutly sober....

GOD MY WEED SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD!

STUPID BOYFRIEND FOR BEING A CIGARETTE SMOKER AND ALWAYS TAKING MY FIRE.

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You think you have problems? I have 2 good lighters and no weed!

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COME ON OVER! I don't have work for another 35 minutes!!!!

You gotta stove? Roll up a piece of paper and light that, or a candle.

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You gotta stove? Roll up a piece of paper and light that, or a candle.

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Already tried that, my electric stove just burns things.

Mother fucker.

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Already tried that, my electric stove just burns things.

Mother fucker.

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ohh those electric stoves are motherfucker...


try the toaster! Depending on what kind of toaster you have it might work.

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ohh those electric stoves are motherfucker...


try the toaster! Depending on what kind of toaster you have it might work.

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Yeah...I unfortunatly don't have a toaster.
(Yeah I REALLY need one..)

I guess ill just have to wait until later, dammnit.....I'm not gonna be my usual peppy self when I get to work in 15 minutes! Everyone is gonna ask me what's wrong.........

haha yea lets start an electrical fire so we can smoke some pot. This is the begining of a stupid criminals headline on the tonight show.

Well......work on acquiring the power to ignite a flame from your finger.

Good luck on your quest! It might be easier to go to the store tho :)

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haha yea lets start an electrical fire so we can smoke some pot. This is the begining of a stupid criminals headline on the tonight show.

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Hhahaha.

I am surprised I didn't burn my goddamned house down already...seeing as when I went to try to light something on fire on my stove..the burner was still on..




...........FROM LAST NIGHT!!!!

STUPID.

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Well......work on acquiring the power to ignite a flame from your finger.

Good luck on your quest! It might be easier to go to the store tho :)

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Yeah..I would go to the store if I didn't have work so soon.

IN fact...I'm out the door now.

Peace.

This is wierd cause it happened to me yesterday!! haaa, had to go to the store! Now i'm stylin!

Oh yes. :pimp:

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Already tried that, my electric stove just burns things.

Mother fucker.

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You have a toaster?

edit: okay I just finished reading and just seen the situation is over lol

On ur way from work get a couple of the bic 4 packs

Damn, I always buy 2 lighters at a time to avoid this kind of situation... Unlucky TG, fire will come again.

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Making fire isn't rocket science tal.

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funny thing is...that's a picture of me from this last summer..where'd you get that?

Unfortunatly my work is right accross the street from where I live. I already tried the bar next door to get matches, and they were out.

However, luckily, I borrowed a lighter from a co-worker..so here I am on my lunch break takin' bong rips.

Hell yeah.

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Damn, I always buy 2 lighters at a time to avoid this kind of situation... Unlucky TG, fire will come again.

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I buy lighters by the 6 pack.

My boyfriend just always steals them, being the cigarette smoker he is.

go outside and yell really loud

DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING LIGHTER I NEED TO SMOKE A BOWL

its oregon, people will understand

In "Man vs. Wild", Bear uses 2 sticks to start fires.

He always seems to be wore-the-fuck out afterwards though.

Does your car have a cig lighter???

Can't you just go buy one?

When I smoked ciggs this dilema happened a lot I am inventive tho and an electric stove is all I really need...

just get a piece of paper get the stove red hot put the paper on the stove until it starts to burn, then blow on the red edge as hard as you can and as long as you can, it will then go FWOOOSH and light on fire like magic.

if it doesn't work right away, use the whole corner of a sheet of paper so there is more surface area touching the stove at once. keep a bucket of water handy since your a female.




oh and finally KEEP THAT SHIT CHERRIED!!!!

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keep a bucket of water handy since your a female.

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WTF is that supposed to mean?

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WTF is that supposed to mean?

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Um......nothing?








HEY! She left the damn range on overnight okay? I just didn't want to be responsible for her burning down her house.

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WTF is that supposed to mean?

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Sometimes the foot just don't know where to go,,,LOLz...

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Sometimes the foot just don't know where to go,,,LOLz...

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It's a good thing he has a keyboard to communicate. Must be hard to talk with that shoe in there.

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WTF is that supposed to mean?

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i can't believe it took nearly a half hour for someone to call him on that. SM, you might wanna hide out for a while til it's safe.

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Does your car have a cig lighter???

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No it doesn't....but unfortunatly my car was 4 blocks away...hahaha. I was screwed, but I'm good now! Hate when that shit happens!

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Unfortunatly my work is right accross the street from where I live. I already tried the bar next door to get matches, and they were out.

However, luckily, I borrowed a lighter from a co-worker..so here I am on my lunch break takin' bong rips.

Hell yeah.

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What kinda work do you do?

If i blaze before work it's like a couple hours before, coz otherwise i'd just get too paranoid that they would know i'm high :stoned:

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What kinda work do you do?

If i blaze before work it's like a couple hours before, coz otherwise i'd just get too paranoid that they would know i'm high :stoned:

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I work in the juice bar of an organic/natural community foodstore cooperative.

My boss is a dreaded man in a 7 piece reggae band and my other boss is a 300 pound woman named rainbow with insteretingly colored hair and piercings.

:)
My boss sells and grows pot..

I have blazed with them all.

We all blaze together.:D :D :D :D :D

Wow, you're lucky, that's a lot better then working at a supermarket with loads of straight edges...

When i'm at work, i usually think about three things: The song in my head, the time i have left, and the ganja i have to smoke when i get home. I have to go to work in like 40 minutes, only a 3 hour day, but i had a 6 hour one yesterday. I can't wait for the return bong.

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Wow, you're lucky, that's a lot better then working at a supermarket with loads of straight edges...

When i'm at work, i usually think about three things: The song in my head, the time i have left, and the ganja i have to smoke when i get home. I have to go to work in like 40 minutes, only a 3 hour day, but i had a 6 hour one yesterday. I can't wait for the return bong.

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shit are you saying you work at a super marker with a bunch of straight edges?

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THAT!
Seriously...my whole grocery store will be stoned....more than 75% of us at least.

We all share bud and party together.

I FEEL FOR YOU BRO!!!!:hippy: :hippy: :hippy: :hippy: :hippy:

Yeah, i'm sure they drink but i could care less about that. I keep my weed talk to myself unless i think its safe. I want my own coffeeshop, and i won't sell coffee :D

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Yeah, i'm sure they drink but i could care less about that. I keep my weed talk to myself unless i think its safe. I want my own coffeeshop, and i won't sell coffee :D

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hahaha...good luck bro..gooooood luck.:hippy: :hippy: :hippy: :hippy: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: