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Dave Chappelle said it best in Half Baked...
"Everyone has their own smoking rituals....and we were no different"
WHATS YOUR RITUAL? WHAT DO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DO EVERYTIME TO MAKE IT KICK ASS?
My friends and I smoke a few bowls in my bathroom or car, depending if rents are home. Then we go down to the basement to play some foosball. WEll then either watch a movie or play some gears of war. Then we eat.
WHat do yall do?
It depends on the night, and what we are doing. Tonight is friday, so we like to get nicely toasted. Yay for no work tomorrow!
We have 3 kinds of bud, but I want to smoke some Bubba Kush. I am going home at 5 and warming up the vapolution. Ill pack a bowl in the bong, and shove a nug in a pipe. Ill turn the temp down on the vapo, and pack a bowl in it. By that time it should be close to 5:30, and the girl should be home.
Ill probably start with a huge rip from the bong, followed by a little toke from the pipe for flavor. Then Ill enhance my buzz with a couple hits from the vapo. After we are pretty high, we will go downstairs and make some food. After eating, then cleaning up we will head back upstairs for another bowl. We will have a nice long fuck, followed by a shower, and a movie.
Thats my friday night ritual.
i only light half of the green hit
i always cap the bowl
i always snif the bowl after a rip
Well, when my friend is over we sit side by side and pass the bowl back and forth. its our little ritual thingy.
well, if I'm hotboxing with more than one friend, we'll have a tribal meeting, and although I don't really like too, my buddies insist on shotgunning every hit... odd, but w/e. I also drink a big glass of milk after I'm done toking. I do that almost every time...
First I get in my smoking gear which consists of sleep pants and a massive blue hoody.
Next I lay out my goods next to the reclining chair in my room. Usually I'll lay out my bong, water, snack, and incense.
Aside from that, not many rituals. But to be fair I am a solo smoker which changes things :thumbsup:
ritual
starting at dark,turn on blacklights
sit on papason chairs facing window
pass a blunt
pass a bong
turn papasons 180 degrees
play ps3
eat
move to basement
drink
eat
watch scary movie
go toke at midnight with a sherlock
eat
pass out
FRIDAY NGHT RITUAL
Puff and pass, sharing is caring even if he ain't pitchin' in for the dank.
Umm, tribal circle for smoking, NO FISH LIPPING THE FUCKING PIPE/BONG.
Our ritual:
Go to friend's house because he's fucking rich and basically lives in a mansion on pretty much any Friday or Saturday night.
Get the homeboys together, stock up on drinks (mostly alcoholic)
Chill in friends backyard, a fucking beautiful place complete with Beverly Hills-style pool and jacuzzi, with a kick-ass view of downtown L.A. and Hollywood.
Pass the bong around, blunts, gravities, waterfalls, get fucking stoned and have a good time telling jokes and enjoying life.
Now, we either play video games OR make phone calls for the next hour and get a fucking party going!
Oh yeah, 420th post.
Whenever possible, I listen to my "HAIR" soundtrack. Other than that my rituals are mostly just to make sure everyone has a great time and everyone gets high.
Everytime before i smoke i say 'alrakmambnanbilanamonkafeinienk' then when im finished i say 'kneiniefaknomanalibnanbmamkarla' and my sins are forgivin.
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Originally Posted by MrGreenFingaz
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I try to corner my bowl to get more greens hits. I love that fresh weed taste. Other thain that i dont really have any smoking rituals.
Usually i get to school around 7 45 and find someone who wants to go half... We burn then go to class high as hell.... After school i burn then i get on the bus and go home were i then eat some food then go out.... Wene i go out the fun begins... ill smoke like 2 grams worth of fire shit everytime then go eat about a hour later then i get another dutch and go in... Then i smoke and watch tv then i go on the compuiter and eat while on this forum.... Im high right now so sorry for the run on sentence =)
we used to go into my garage and clam a small corner with a bong...best in winter when you open the door and the cold hits you in the face and theres a synergy with the temp and your fresh blaze
i go on my front porch and wear only my favorite pajama shorts and my pink floyd hoodie. smoke a bowl or two. grab something to eat and watch a movie i'm in the mood for. i'm a big movie freak.
if im at home by myself, i pack a bowl, pop in a movie (more then often harold and kumar, how high, or eurotrip) and pass the night away by the window.:stoned:
I'm still pretty new to my city, so I smoke alone mostly. My only ritual-influenced session of the day is the first one. Usually around 12:30 or 1 after my 1 year old goes down for a nap. Gross, but I make sure the morning coffee has fully evacuated my colon since I hate sitting on the john after toking. Then I make sure the area around me is clean; I really really hate tokin up then looking around at a gross room. Sometimes it takes a while to clean. I put fresh water in my bong, either chilled or ice water, and clean out the bowl piece. Since I'm puffing alone, I'll take smallish hits and hold them in for only a few seconds. I like to be ensconced in a hazy cannabis cloud, so I don't have any air movement in the room. After accepting how stoned I am I'll either do some cardio or work on my plants or surf the web. Any other time of day I just smoke when and where I can.
random stuff happens, but usually me and friends smoke up in the garage, let it air out, put sweatshirts in the dryer (so no smell when parents come home). Then we eat a ton (at least 1 box of cereal, cupcakes, kim chi noodles and chips) then we play a 100 kill round of Halo 2
Super Smash Brothers for N64.
DK's my shiznit.
I wear a robe if I'm at home, it's a $95 dollar white egyption cotton robe I stole from a four star hotel I stayed at for one night. We had around 20 people chip in for two rooms and loaded it with alchohal, me and 2 others began wandering around the hotel after a we had a few drinks and discovered they left the linen closets unlocked
i just drag my big ass bass amplifier over to where im sitting put on some music wait for the volcanos light to go out then fill up bags and suck them down then i either watch a movie or play guitar
Hell yeah but on game cube been borrowing my friends game cube for like 2 months now.Quote:
Originally Posted by soteksguard
I don't really have any rituals though or atleast i don't think i do.:jointsmile:
Props to the solo smoker....me too...
Yahoo Fuckin Hoooo
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Originally Posted by ATrain
Gross, but I make sure the morning coffee has fully evacuated my colon since I hate sitting on the john after toking.
(What the fuck?)
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Originally Posted by burnable
lol, smoking rituals... Since i'm extremely bored, i'll probably end up writing alot.
Hmm...
Sunday - Thursday:
Well, I generally been smoking once a night during the course of the week... I wait till my dad heads off to bed. I then shut my door, turn the lights off and open my window right up. I then stick my ceiling fan on full and I then go to my drawer and grab out my pipe, lighter and weed aswell as grab a handful of fragrances to spray.
I then sit against my computer desk (thats right near the window), I then usually stick on a pair of pants (Because at night after I shower I hang in my boxers) so I can store my pipe n stuff if anyone comes.
I then keep rippin my pipe up for a while, for maybe 10 min or so, then chill on MSN for a bit and do homework, maybe even go on here and YouTube.
An hour or so later, I turn off my laptop, turn around and jump into my bed and watch TV till I fall asleep.
It's funny because some nights I toke up late (maybe dad went to bed late or been studying) and when I wake up for school and shower, i'm still high.
Friday:
My mate now left school and works as an 1st yr apprentice fitter and turner (machinist) for Boral Energy, well they do random drug testing at the sites he works on and has been busted a few times from having a bit of Marijuana in him... Well, he nearly lost his job (had a big health safety meeting etc.), well yea he's found he can have 1-2 cone hits on a friday and flush himself out in 3 days, so he smokes up with me fridays... During the christmas/summer break him and me smoked up everynight at his, so he's well into the smoking as me... He HAS to pack and light my hits when he's around me and can't have any, lol... Well yeah we generally either chill at his and smoke up a just watch cable or go out in a mates car or head to a guy called Alex's house - EVERY friday night he has sausage fest parties where everyone just gets drunk & high in a heaps good atmosphere.
Saturday:
As above. Or I might drink as well if i'm at a party...
Man, I had alot of fun writing this post out lol... Thank god i'm high, and extremely bored.
By the way, this is my FIRST time EVER eating brownies lol :hippy:
When i'm by myself i smoke my bong then play 360 online usually, either COD3 or Rainbow 6 vegas. If i'm with my friends that means there's loads of joints going round and we're just jammin or prob gettin ready to play football. All and all we crack bare jokes.
i guess it depends on who im with. i mean the rituals are the same, usually we fill up the phx with ice first. then we grind up some budw which everyone that can throws in. i pour it all out on a paper plate and load a bowl...and another...and another...and another. usually til atleast everyone gets a green hit atleast once. usually people tap out slowly til im all by myself smoking the last bowl hah. depending on who im with its either watching a new movie or the 360. maybe south park or dave chappelle. i think my smoke rituals are the same throughout all my friends but what we DO depends on where i am and who im with.
well almost always mix in a small amount of salvia in my bowl if that counts as a ritual. If im smoking alone then I play counter strike or psychedelic pong and listen trance/techno. If im with a friend we usually turn off all the lights and have philisophical conversations with music in the background.
Well if I'm smoking someone up for their first time I let them have the first hit.
My buddies and I used to take my neon out into the country somewhere, smoke a few bowls then just let the music take us away.... thoes were good days.
:jointsmile: Chuck
hummmm i really dont have one except that i always corner my bowl from the right
and i always pack hella fat bowls
dont know why
Me and my friends don't really have any set rituals, everytime we smoke we just do whatever is convienent. When I'm smoking by myself however, I have several rituals which have formed out of necessity more than anything else.
Since I live at home, I usually go on a walk in order to smoke. If I'm smoking a joint, I usually just go to an isolated park late at night, find a nice little nook where I won't be seen by anybody, and flare up. After which I smoke a couple cigs and follow my usual walking route home. Other times if I have my pipe handy or just feel like smoking a joint elsewhere, I'll drive to some isolated woods, find a trail I'm familiar with, and walk while blazing, making sure no one is ahead or behind me.
Most of my rituals aren't focused around how I smoke, but more on where I'm walking and where I'm going. For me, the ritual is all in the experience of just being outside while following the same trails and routes as I've done many times before.
I will usually smoke up and then stare at that beautiful ass in newbie's avatar.
i occasionaly masturbate to pictures of nuclear warheads if that counts. other than that i just smoke a blunt.