I don't have them so tell me about yours...
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I don't have them so tell me about yours...
haha creepy
I have never had one either
Never had one...
if you started beating off at a younger age you wont get them because your essentially taking care of it yourself or in other words doing the job that the wet dream normally takes care of
interesting philosophy but,,, I think it doesn't hold any weight...Quote:
Originally Posted by Stemis516
Yup a wet dream is just your bodies way of naturally releasing built up semen if it isn't being released through masterbation or sex.
I had a few when I was younger, the first time I thought I pissed myself. The few other times it happened I just fell back to sleep and cleaned myself off in the morning.
Sure it does. Wet dreams are your bodys way of getting rid of all that good stuff built up in your balls. If you start jerking it on a regular basis from a young age, you should never have that problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
In theory...
i had a dream that i was alone in a cathedral and i see the sexiest brunette with big blue eyes sitting in the front, wearing the tightest jeans with just a top on..huge tits,..she came up to me and sat on my lap and started riding me (ironically i was in the church naked..) and we kept going and going, i was sucking on her breasts..and when i looked at her face, all the sudden her face turned half red, dripping with blood, eyeball showing fully, veins and all, other half of her face she had clear white eyes ,scars and baby maggots squirming inside her skin.
After seeing her face I woke up with a few minor cuts on the tip of my dick and sharp scars on my shoulders..like someone dug into them with sharp nails.
Ah, here's the thread I need.
Last week, I took one of those during the day stoner naps. I dreamed I was in the waiting room of a doctor's office, and one of the exam rooms had the door partially cracked, and I could see inside. And inside was this ridiculously hot blonde chick with HUGE tits, wearing a bustier, and a garter belt and stockings. Then in walks the doctor, and the doctor is also a ridiculously hot chick with enormous tits, but she's a brunette, and has a white lab coat on over her lingerie, with her hair up in a bun, wearing glasses.
She starts playing with the blonde patient's tits, lifting them free of her bustier, massaging them, and finally sucking her nipples, and my eyes are bugging out of my head. In my dream, my fiance was up at the front desk, paying the co-pay, and I'm trying to get his attention without getting busted by the hot doc and the patient, but the fucker wouldn't turn around! So I get up, walk in the room, and sit on the edge of the bed to watch these two chicks get it on. Now this is where it gets weird. Instead of getting it on with each other, they sit down across from each other, and take their panties off. Then, you know those bigass magnifying glasses that are on the adjustable gooseneck like at the dentist's office? Okay, then, they each pull one of those over in front of their bodies, and start masturbating and watching each other masturbate behind these magnifying glasses, so that every glistening pink detail was visible.
I woke up sweating and panting. It was way hotter than I can describe. I have not the words.:p
Ummm, I had a really weird one once.
I was like, playing this game. Only I was in the game. It was a CTF game, and I was chasing after this character tryin' to get my teams flag back, but I couldn't stop it, so I jump on its back, then I started humpin' it tryin' to knock it down or just gross it out, or whatever, then I wake up and started cumming. It really weirded me out...
The reason I say "it" is because it was like, some kinda of weird video game character, like a monster/robot thing, with a helmet on.
I haven't even had a 'normal' wet dream...I don't remember the other two, but they were like basic dreams and I just woke up and was like "wtf?" one time I think I was at school and snuck out of the window or some shit.
Maybe I had a hot dream, forgot it, then had a normal dream...
Wow, that's cool. I think wet dreams are neat.
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Originally Posted by Frivolous248
erm.. maybe you spend to much time playing video games... proberly ruining your sex drive because instead of being around pussy, you just sit in front of the tv all day playing computer games..
I used to get them when I was younger. They stopped all together when I started fucking
Ive had one of those, like last week, but I was in a hotel in mexico and it was me and some other girl,Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
omg i had the best dream... this is all true (:
so i went with a bunch of my friends to this weird fair thing, but it was like in a giant mall with condos and it was all very private. i had about 5 ounces of weed on me, and i remember that it was the best stuff ever. so the first part of the dream is a blur, but the second part i remember vividly. i end up smoking out of a huge bong on the deck, and i remember feeling high. im with two of my best friends, but i run into 2 of my climbing friends. and i decide to spend the night at their condo thing in the mall. so you have to crawl under a giant snowcave like thing to get into the room, and then there are matresses all over the floor. so we are going to sleep, but i make a move on one of the girls and i end up having sex with her. i thought it was just a normal dream... but... suprise.. lol and yet it continues. i feel hungry, so i go catch up with my friends instead of sleeping. so i go out of the room, and everyone i know is in this mall, noone else. and everyone is smoking. a guy i know hands me a blunt the size of my leg, and i smoke it all. i decide that it will be fun to smoke a philly cheesesteak. so i order one off of a random mexican guy working at this steak place in the mall (kinda ironic) and i smoke it. i smoke it all. and it was very wierd. it sounds like a horrible dream, but it waas the best thing in my life. oh, and everyone i knew that was in there ended up smoking together and everyone was cool with it. fun shit
LOL! At least you got to participate in your dream. I was just an observer. :jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
I dominated that dream, in the shower and the bed, then I smoked a J with some random guy outside, great dreamQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
No doubt! I bet you were disappointed to wake up from that one.
Ok Mrs.G just do stuff like go to the Laundromat,the library and look at people you want to do it with... get the subconscious juices flowing...
man I never have dreams that cool.
I remember my first wet dream.
I was attracted to this girl, she was from Israel, gorgeous face, soft straight hair, and the biggest tits you'll ever see on a 13 year old. She was my first crush.
It was the best dream of my life, doing this girl, it felt so real and I woke up straddling the pillow which I came on. Then I realized, I got my first wet dream, and was like "oh man, that wasn't real." After that, I tried to jack-off to repeat the feeling.
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Originally Posted by EmoRebellion
Well, that theory proved true for me.
I really don't play a lot of video games.Quote:
Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
But at the time I was really into that game. The character wasn't even from that game though, I don't know what its from.
Like I said though, my other wet dreams were just like normal dreams and I woke up with cum on my boxers.