alcoholics

okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice

anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round)

so i answer and it was her, she was mumblin most of the time, and kept repeatin about 10 times "your mother told me how you had a problem" i was like "uhh.. what problem"

"how you fell" then she like stumbled n almost fell over.. then she was like "im not chattin you up" said that about another 10 times, then started ramblin about how her mum died 2 years ago (and the money that was passed onto her from her dead mother was spent on alcohol) then she started goin on aboutt her daughter sayin shes 17 even tho her daughters 20, then she turned to nothin like someone was there and sed "dont worry im not chattin him up"

then she sed "you know where i am if you need me" and left

seroiusly.. how can THAT be legal? but gettin stoned be completly illegal altogether?!?!?!

wheres the fuckin logic in that man

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice

anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round)

so i answer and it was her, she was mumblin most of the time, and kept repeatin about 10 times "your mother told me how you had a problem" i was like "uhh.. what problem"

"how you fell" then she like stumbled n almost fell over.. then she was like "im not chattin you up" said that about another 10 times, then started ramblin about how her mum died 2 years ago (and the money that was passed onto her from her dead mother was spent on alcohol) then she started goin on aboutt her daughter sayin shes 17 even tho her daughters 20, then she turned to nothin like someone was there and sed "dont worry im not chattin him up"

then she sed "you know where i am if you need me" and left

seroiusly.. how can THAT be legal? but gettin stoned be completly illegal altogether?!?!?!

wheres the fuckin logic in that man

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Sounds like my mother after shes blacked out, passed out, and awoke sleeping walking in her drunken state.

After awhile you learn how to interact with someone in that state, so they don't kick your ass...and not remember it the next day.

Alcoholism is sad and frustrating, and I will undoubtedly deal with it my whole life.

so....why didnt you try and put it in her?

the world works in mysterious ways.


but alcohol is super spectacular. i love it.

those types of alcholic piss me off really... but it's not the alcohol, (entirely) those people are already like that, it's just the alcohol brings it out of them and makes them not STFU... my mom is like that... she'll sit there and tell anyone who'll listen her life story, and repeat the same BS lines over and over... but let her get drunk! (i heard this in a stand up the other day and it fits right now.. thank you jagged) SHE WILL RAPE YOUR EARS! she will put unwanted information into your ear-holes against your will...

when i get drunk, i wanna talk alot.. but i'm a happy drunk, i get goofy and wanna play around... i can't drink around the ones that start feeling sorry for themselves, or want to show everyone how bad their life is by telling every horrible thing in their life.... and especially not those who just kinda barge in and start talking to you non-stop... that shit is really annoying..

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

so....why didnt you try and put it in her?

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hahahaha i was gonna write that

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

so....why didnt you try and put it in her?

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Did you miss the part when i said she looks about 80????

lol i was thinking the same thing...

somehow (since alot of people do say it..) i see him coming back with "pussy's pussy."

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice

anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round)

so i answer and it was her, she was mumblin most of the time, and kept repeatin about 10 times "your mother told me how you had a problem" i was like "uhh.. what problem"

"how you fell" then she like stumbled n almost fell over.. then she was like "im not chattin you up" said that about another 10 times, then started ramblin about how her mum died 2 years ago (and the money that was passed onto her from her dead mother was spent on alcohol) then she started goin on aboutt her daughter sayin shes 17 even tho her daughters 20, then she turned to nothin like someone was there and sed "dont worry im not chattin him up"

then she sed "you know where i am if you need me" and left

seroiusly.. how can THAT be legal? but gettin stoned be completly illegal altogether?!?!?!

wheres the fuckin logic in that man

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Because since the early 1900's when marijuana was made illegal, the government has lied out their fucking asses hardcore to try and deter people from using it...since the early 1900's when prohibition was repealed, alcohol has been legal and it has been widely accepted as a recreational substance instead of deemed a harmful and dangerous drug. For the government's to admit that they were wrong..well it's much too late for that now. Don't worry friend, people that feel like you and I are the people who are going to be in the position to make such decision within a few years...Younger generation has a bit more common sense or something?

I can tell you one fucking thing, I'm quite far from a criminal just because...I want to feel good without: A hangover, liver disease, alcoholism, nasty withdrawal symptoms...or with tobacco, cancer, heart disease, or emphysema, or eventually DEATH. I don't want any of this shit to happen to me..that's why I smoke marijuana.

I'm ultimately making a very responsible decision in terms of my health, and I shouldn't be thrown in jail because of it. :stoned:

Shes thrown bricks threw peoples windows before so i try not to piss her off or owt.. i just nod my head like i know what shes going on about

Also people always see her just randomly lying on the street cerbs passed out.. shes ussally passed out in a dressin down too

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

Did you miss the part when i said she looks about 80????

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nope i didnt miss that at all
so what if she looks 80?
if i was in your position i wouldve whipped out my cock and be like....."yo"....

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Originally Posted by Markass

Because since the early 1900's when marijuana was made illegal, the government has lied out their fucking asses hardcore to try and deter people from using it...since the early 1900's when prohibition was repealed, alcohol has been legal and it has been widely accepted as a recreational substance instead of deemed a harmful and dangerous drug. For the government's to admit that they were wrong..well it's much too late for that now. Don't worry friend, people that feel like you and I are the people who are going to be in the position to make such decision within a few years...Younger generation has a bit more common sense or something?

I can tell you one fucking thing, I'm quite far from a criminal just because...I want to feel good without: A hangover, liver disease, alcoholism, nasty withdrawal symptoms...or with tobacco, cancer, heart disease, or emphysema, or eventually DEATH. I don't want any of this shit to happen to me..that's why I smoke marijuana.

I'm ultimately making a very responsible decision in terms of my health, and I shouldn't be thrown in jail because of it. :stoned:

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Couldnt of said it better myself

You worded that perfectly :D

i knew it.

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

nope i didnt miss that at all
so what if she looks 80?
if i was in your position i wouldve whipped out my cock and be like....."yo"....

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then her alcoholic bf probaly would of stabbed me.. he always ask's for money, sometimes he ask for my credit card when i say i have no money.. or they'll make up some BS like "i need to go hospitl i broke my leg" then when i say no they'll walk away with both legs :wtf:

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Originally Posted by omegagodly

it does suck that alcohol can be legal and weed not, but there is a complicated political thingy behind it... basically if the gov't cant make money, no-one has fun.

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fact is..government can make money..tax $50 an ounce...100 total for an ounce of some high quality shit...I'd buy an ounce a week. So would millions of other people.

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

then her alcoholic bf probaly would of stabbed me.. he always ask's for money, sometimes he ask for my credit card when i say i have no money.. or they'll make up some BS like "i need to go hospitl i broke my leg" then when i say no they'll walk away with both legs :wtf:

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lol
i still would have done it, what are the chances hes gonna find out....or if shes even going to remember it happening??

Yeah im the type of person that fucks someone that i find phyically actractive.. not some 80 year old lookin alcoholic who has a voice like a robot.

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

Yeah im the type of person that fucks someone that i find phyically actractive.. not some 80 year old lookin alcoholic who has a voice like a robot.

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right on
im the type of person that is attracted to any women with a pussy
hey, if ya got a twat, i want you....as long as you dont have anything

~shudders~

what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?

lmao

slip knows you to well :p

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

~shudders~

what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?

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mayonaise is alright, ill put a little bit on my sandwich but only a LITTLE bit, if you put to much on its horrible, but just a little hint of mayonaise is amazing :D

but i dont mean id put the womans pussy into a sandwich im just sayin thats how i like my mayonaise lol

the way you described her, i pictured the old cat lady from the simpsons

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Originally Posted by yoda

the way you described her, i pictured the old cat lady from the simpsons

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pmsl!

exactly.

have you seen the episode when that man creates a translation machine

"help i have a major mental health deasise.. give me a cat"

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

~shudders~

what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?

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only one leg to spread
an easy fuck
i wouldnt be eating it

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

only one leg to spread
an easy fuck
i wouldnt be eating it

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LOL

how r ur dreds comin along?

wow out of that whole description all you really complain about is you're not gonna eat it?

~whispers~ but it'd taste alot like tuna salad... throw some stanky farts on it and there you go! tuna salad! oh wait, gotta put int he pickles... ok save soem ball sweat in a vial in the sun for a week, then pour it on first.. there you go tuna salad.. give her a yeast infection and there you go! tuna sandwhich!

ill tell my alcoholic neighbor that slipknotpsycho said she has a ming like mayonase and tuna salad

ok go ahead... lol what's she gonna do? chat my ear off on the phone?

i'll play her some coldplay before i hang up... (or maybe i'll fart on the phone, not like anyone would know the diffrence)

she'll tell your mother!!!

*DUN DUN DUN!!!*

haha its like 4.30 in the mornin already.. man im out lol

peace, if im not online in the next few days or so that means her tuna like vanagina got me! :wtf:

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

LOL

how r ur dreds comin along?

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theyve gotten about a half inch longer and have gotten fatter

HAHAHAH I LOVE WHEN people with horrible problems think they can help you with a problem...one that doesnt even exist or somethin


i grew in my room once and my friends mom called me drunk as shit and lectured Me about how i was ruining my life etc

haha shit just rang bells...tell her to get off the fucking bottle...itll do her good...shell probably feel and look better...get at AA..

anything can wreck your life..... if you let it.