Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
I may have posted this before, but I feel it is worth posting again if I have.
I was in texas visiting family about two years ago and made a little detour to the out skirts of Houston (about 5 hours out the way) to meet up with a girl I had met a few times when she attended my university. We had been talking a lot through facebook and AIM, so I figured why not.
I was joking with her ahead of time saying if I'm driving 5 hours out the way to see you I better at least to see some titties. She agreed I would and maybe a little more if we liked each other. Fair enough.
I get to her trailer... and we go into her room so she can pack some items. She had told her parents I was her gay friend and we were going to be staying at her friends house.
We get to the friends house, which is a complete shithole, and hang out for a little while. She was hot, she thought I was hot, so when her friend went to sleep, we went at it on the couch in the living room.
In the middle of us doing the nasty, the friends mom walks out of their bedroom, "Jessie, your fucking on my couch again?" The ex-stripper mom than comes over to the couch, slaps my ass, and sits down next to us. She looks at the girl and points out that I left some hickies on her neck (I got a little carried away.) She than tells her she needs to give me some in return. She tries and than the girls mom say's "let me show you how its done," and proceeds to start sucking on my neck. This woman was not attractive and I finally squirmed out of her stripper grip.
After that she leaves and tells us to hurry up and finish before her kids wake up for school. Well after that little incident I was unable to finish. I aked if she minded sucking me off and she said she doesn't do that. Just my luck.
We go to sleep and go out the next day. I decided to stay one more night, because I was not driving back home with blue balls god damnit.
The next night were laying there making out about ready to try again when the mom walks out the room and goes to the kitchen. She grabs some tin foil and goes back into the bedroom. The girl I was with starts freaking out, because the mom has had a problem with hard drugs in the past. She figured that is what the tin foil was for.
We than hear voices coming from the bed room. "Oh you've been a bad robot." I can't remember what else we heard, but they were role playing as if the dude was a fucking robot. They finish up and we just decide to go to sleep so I can get the fuck out the next morning.
I was so happy to leave that creepy little house. I don't know how anyone can live with those people.
I found out later that the mom ate jessie out one night when they were drunk...
Anyway, I think I may have posted this story once before, but I felt it was odd enough for a repost.
