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OK, here is how it works: Place anything in the vending machine and the next person will tell you what you got. Its completely random and it's all up to the next person.
example:
person 1.
"*Inserts a coin*"
person 2.
"you get a mousetrap
*inserts 2 AA batteries*"
person 3.
"you get 8 drops of tobasco sauce
*inserts page 93 from the phone book*"
and so on. here is a chance to find out how creative you all can be. i'll get the ball rolling.
*inserts 27 pennies*
"receives a gift token for TK Max and light bulb"
*inserts a gear knob*
gets a cake of blank cd's
inserts a purple pencil shaving
"Spits out the meaning of life then impodes"
*Looks around, then slowly unzips pants and inserts...*
gets a blow job from a cantonese slave wearing a rubber duck for a hat
inserts a disgarded fire hydrant
gets a haircut
inserts an innocent bystanders ear lobe
gets mike tyson
*insert roll of toilet paper--double quilted*
you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald
inserts a digital watch with a missing strap
Gets a venus fly trap
Inserts toe nail clippings
Gets a pair of ratty sneakers
Inserts a coupon good for nothing.
gets shit stained underwear
inserts dildo
gets a whino
inserts a road killed posum
gets a 13 foot booger...Quote:
Originally Posted by freezland24
inserts 100 dollars...
Gets 5 ft bong
insert lion-o
*gets a mug of 100% colombian coffee, handpicked by Juan Valdez
*inserts Sharpie
GETS A PORNO WITH HIS NAME ON IT
INSERTS HIS STINKY FOOT
A small, red bullion cube.
*Inserts Terrance Mckenna*
^^^
Wise, wise man.
gets arm ripped off
inserts fresh arm
gets a citation for pimping
inserts a slimy stuffed President Nixon doll
*gets a towel*
*inserts straw*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
GETS AN OZ
INSERTS A POUND
Why the F would you insert a pound if you just got an ounce?! :what:
:D
*gets an empty baggie*
*inserts dolla dolla bill, ya'll*
The Fog :rastasmoke:
*Gets a Fender Thin
*Inserts tire gauge
gets a pet monkey
*monkey flings poop at machine and hops back in*
*gets a loobed up finger up the anal hole*
*inserts penis*
gets blue balls
inserts plant
*gets huge electric bill
* inserts Chapstik
*get a binbag of weed*
*insert this weeks fat masturbating computer mouse*
*gets punched in the face with big red boxing glove*
*inserts flux capacitor*
gets a Delorean...Quote:
Originally Posted by EmoRebellion
inserts pubic hair...
pizza (extra hair)
inserts bill gates
gets a Nerdo candybar...
inserts toe crud...
*gets fungus
*inserts rolaids
gets an inside out dead fetus
inserts tongue in cheek...
*gets an orgasm
*inserts snowglobe
gets frosty the snowman...
inserts a cheese wheel...
insert spork
gets spoon and a fork
*gets just a l'il bitQuote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
*inserts used boogery tissue
Hey mrs greenjeans how is Frank's father?You DO know that Mr Greenjeans from the kiddie show Capt. Kangaroo was Frank Zappa's dad?
A useless bit of trivia tucked away in this clutttered space I call my brain.
**gets your boogery tissue
inserts useless bit of trivia**
you dont really get the rules of the game, do you? You are supposed to give the person above you something for whatever the inserted, then you insert something else...Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual