Post your random stoned thoughts here!

Yeah, we all know we can come up with some crazy shit when we're stoned, and this is the thread for sharing those crazy ideas! Here's my fucked up stoned thought for the day:

What if time is a circle instead of a line? The Earth we stand on appears flat from our narrow perspective, even though we know very well that it is round. Maybe time is the same way; maybe it is not a line but actually a circle that repeats itself over and over again. There would be no beginning and no end to time. But then how to explain the Big Bang? Well, maybe we (or some other intelligent life form) end up creating the Big Bang by learning more and more about how it happened, and then recreating it ourselves. Already scientists are saying it would be theoretically possible to create universes in the laboratory. Maybe the spatial dimension of time has to be circular, and it needs some way of getting around back to the beginning, and that's the reason for our existence, because the universe could not start over from the beginning without evolving some kind of intelligence to do it. Probably not, but it's an interesting thought nonetheless.

if i had the chance to wipe out ever last human on the face of the planet including myself
i would do it

i think i wanna get a volcano vape... no money tho...

one time back in the day i had a stoned thought

'that pine tree looks awesome'
so i drew it..and it came out good...by the time i was done..i was sober

another odd one when i was like tripping on weed..was that purgatory is existance and depending on how you purge your sins in your mortal form will decide your fate when your life clock stops...came from me and my two friends looking around at a pile of junky busted up cars in i slate pit behind a car dealership

the world would be a much better place if everyone lived in peace

the world would be a much better place if everyone lived with good intentions

the world would be a much better place if everone knew how to love eachother

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Originally Posted by iwantFUEGO

i think i wanna get a volcano vape... no money tho...

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dude i hate one last night i want one so bad there fuckin amazing but like 500 bucks

How would birds like it if they drove and we shat on their cars!

"what would it be like to make out with myself?"

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

"what would it be like to make out with myself?"

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oh, soooo goooooood :D

kiss the mirror :)


i was smoking watching planes take off with my buddies.. and i was so baked that i thought:
if you had the right tools and knew exactly what and how to do it, build a grow operation under the airport.. no one would ever know that it was there!

but yeah i was REALLY baked.. lol..

I thought of a way of police to attain and arrest any and all stoners...

They would disguise a truck that sells munchie food and drive around, sort of like an ice cream truck.

And it would be like Marry Poppins, you'd get there and they'd throw you in the back of the van and lock you up and take you away!

Jeez how horrible...

When you really empty your mind, you can do wonders.

I lined up 7 empty varied size plastic bottles on my car and put the trashcan on the other side where I couldn't see it. I smoked a bowl and meditated (just emptied my mind--mindfulness) a little bit and gave it a try. I visualized the bottle falling inside the trashcan right before I threw it, and upon throwing it just free'd my mind from any thoughts.

I made 6 out of 7 into the trashcan, it was amazing.

Time is neither a line, or a circle. It doesn't exist.

midgets and magic kicks ass:jointsmile:

"You know, if Hitler was really doing Gods work, that means we beat God in a war. Then there is no God because God would never allow defeat from mortals! So if Hitler believed he was doing Gods work, but in his 'Gods work' scenario, God cannot exist, then he must not have believed in God. That fucker got no alibi fo' killin' them Jewish people. Hater."

and:

"I love my dad. Thanks for the pot pops."

if you were flying in an airplane and convinced everyone there that a chunk of metal could not possibly float in the sky, would the plane come crashing down or would you have to convince the plane as well?


i appear to be seriously disturbed this morning

If I die and end up going to heaven, what the hell am I going to do up there? I mean I know it's suppost to be whatever you love or something like that but come on what would I really want. A mountain of herb, and a lake full of bottled Jack and packets of cheetos. Or, is it going to be me surounded by people that I love, I mean I love them but I still don't want to see them every waking moment. What if heaven was just another life we lived but under someone elses rule. I would have to get a job, and I don't think I can be a dealer up there. . . lol

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Originally Posted by SonicBloom

Time is neither a line, or a circle. It doesn't exist.

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Correct:time is an abstract concept

what if my penis is actually a vagina.....

what im my life is fake (like truman show)

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Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.

When you really empty your mind, you can do wonders.

I lined up 7 empty varied size plastic bottles on my car and put the trashcan on the other side where I couldn't see it. I smoked a bowl and meditated (just emptied my mind--mindfulness) a little bit and gave it a try. I visualized the bottle falling inside the trashcan right before I threw it, and upon throwing it just free'd my mind from any thoughts.

I made 6 out of 7 into the trashcan, it was amazing.

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man... its scary... and amazing too... i believe in the "powers" of empty mind, even i never acomplished it by more than some seconds... anyway... you did very good! congratulations! :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by delusionsofNORMALity

if you were flying in an airplane and convinced everyone there that a chunk of metal could not possibly float in the sky, would the plane come crashing down or would you have to convince the plane as well?


i appear to be seriously disturbed this morning

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well... it would work if you convinced too the flight controllers in the land, all the people seeing the plane, hearing it or percieving it in any way. but i think it would be somewhat hard to do... ;)

and for stoned thoughts... today i was wondering about the birds. the wind was strong, and theyre flying against it, with all the control of wings, knowing when beat or when just plane on the air... i become marveled at the perfect flying machines they are, with inteligence of its own to seek food, rest places, flee from enemies, resuming: keep it own existence by itself... which machine could do it? Take care of itself by itself, regenerate itself when hurt, reproduce itself, and so on...

yes... i must agree... the life is a miracle indeed.

^^^I like your avatar :)^^^

thank you :thumbsup:

Do female animals get pleasure from having sex, they always seem like they are running away from their mates?

yay,... heres wat im thinking,... wat if theres a movie on how the worlds goin to end im goin to direct it,... really and the story will be like theres this very big explosion happend to earth then no living things survived and the leading actor will be bruce willis and hes the character whos goin to figure out how the explosion happnd for like billion years ago,....the plot of the story is figuring how the planet earth exploded billion years ago and this is story about the future,... its gonna be like year 20070000000000,all things are high tech and even the human genes that remained to that explosion still exist on the form of cells getting restocked by the aliens and any other life forms,..and after all that alteration of DNA's the exact DNA of a homo sapien aka human being was born again,...they lived on the moon which is already modified by the aliens and during alteration of the human cell it has been breeded with anothr kinf of dna strand that can make you breath even theres no oxygen,..so they lived on there as like the way we live since before the explosion,...And bruce willis being a cop on the future that shit is gonna be fucking cool.,,, then he has this super gadgets that can make u fly,getting invisible and shit and those futuristic kinda gadgets,..he is the one who assigned to invistigate the case on how the world ended, and whos responsible for it,..then he went back to the same coordinate as the planet earth was orbiting b4 and then he find this weird clues and other kind of mindfucks that he cant even figure out wat is the meaning of it,..then it took him 4 years to solve it , he went thru all kind of troubles and all kind of scary shit to make it,.. then the ending it was just bruce willis, just a normal individual who lives a simple life in the year 2007, dreaming about the future then he woke up and he said 'Holyshit!! Ohhh its just dream...' the he started his day on lighting up a joint,... The End

heaven isn't too far. its far enough. and its deep within your own mind. now start searching

I'm not stoned right now so I have no idea.

But.





Here's a pic of me really high a few years back. lol

Ramen noodles...mmmmmmmm

The hockey playoffs have been sick so far. But I'm really pumped about the NFL Draft! :jointsmile:

A working class hero is something to be.

random thoughts and ramblings of a psychonaut.

Islands rise from the ocean, so no matter what we do to destroy the planet (short of literally blowing it up into hundreds of thousands of little pieces) new lands will eventually form and new life will start to flourish in whatever harsh conditions we leave the earth in and grow used to it and another species will have its time of dominance on this planet.

Also why is space depicted typically ass black, with all the stars i think it would be unbearably bright and nighttime occurs only on the side of the planet in shadow. just a though.

Pizza Hut pizza tastes really good with ranch dressing.

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Originally Posted by Ganj

Pizza Hut pizza tastes really good with ranch dressing.

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you know what...that actually sounds really good!

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

you know what...that actually sounds really good!

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It was! I stuffed it down like some corpulent dog. So good, yet so bad for you! Vanity, thy name is Cody!

I could really go for a game of Civilization IV right now. Video games pwn.

I love rainbow 6 vegas =]

I wish I could sound like Robert Plant and play like Jimmy Page.

I wish I could play like Jimi hendrix and sound like John Lennon.

Said by yours truly at lunch today:
"Holy shit! That parked car is moving!"

Revelations..........7 headed dragon.......now days...........opression........civil outbreakkkkk

Crazily done, crazily fun