An inspirational story.

When I was younger, I think 14, I was in my first period class in high school. I realized, in that class, that I really needed to take a dump. I really hate using publim restrooms though, seriously makes me want to vomit. You never know what has happened to that toilet before you got there. So I held it in. I lasted the entire day, really had to go. When I went home from school, I got dropped off at a friends house, and commensed :rastasmoke: . I forgot all about taking that dump.

The next day, I was in first period again. I'll be damned if I didn't feel that dump brewin' up in the deepest trenches of my anus again. Damn. Could I make it another entire day with out dropping this grosse scheisse???

It was killing my at both break and lunch. Seriously, the rectal pressue was immense, but I was gonna hold it! I could do it. Wouldn't you know, I had a math test that day too, in fifth period. I failed it. A few hours later, about ten minutes into seventh period, this bad boy was coming out whether I liked it or not. The teacher was giving a lecture on the 'Robber Barons' or something like that, but I stood up sharply, raised my hand into the air and cried, "I have to go to the bathroom!"

The teacher was baffled, and being a timmid man, allowed me permission. I bolted out of the room, and down the halls to the closest restroom. FUCK! It's locked! Oh my God, I ran to the next one. Locked too! DAMN IT! My only hope was the trailer bathroom in the parking lot. I ran my ass off, it was all the way on the other side of the school. As I ran up the ramp, I started unbuckling, and dropped my trousers. Diarrhea literally started spewing out the moment my rear got a little air. I couldn't care, I had to make it into the stall. When I got to the toilet, and started to sit, a power explosion of butt mud bursted out of me. It was every where, on the floors, the walls, the toilet, but I finally got some relief.

I was just about to relax and starting cleaning up, when I heard someone walking up the ramp. I was ridiculously scared, they'd surely see the diarrhea trail, leading to the stall with me in it. Damn my luck. I tried to throw toilet paper on top of the doo doo, to hide, but the soggy shit soaked into the thin paper. Basically just making it even more disgusting. No one ever came in, and I was relieved, cleaned up quickly and boned the fuck out. The weirdest thing is, I check really hard, and never found any diarrhea on my cloths. It was everywhere else, I guess someone's just looking out for me.

Dude that just changed the course of my life. Thanks! Always dump at home.

LMFAO!!! WTF!!:stoned:

that....was different

You, my friend, are my new favorite member of this board! First with the moustache pic that totally owned what I said about moustaches, and now this truely amazing story! You may very well rule these boards one day. Mark my words!

You, my friend, are my new favorite member of this board! First with the moustache pic that totally owned what I said about moustaches, and now this truely amazing story! You may very well rule these boards one day. Mark my words!

Damn, I guess it's so true you had to post it twice. :hippy:

OMG Are you ever lucky no one saw you. You'd never live it down and that story would haunt you till you die. You would forever be known as "that guy who...."

There are plenty of other incidents that make me, "the guy who..."

You should have dropped that package off when it was ready the prior morn.

Holding that shit in can't be good for you and it might back so far up your intestine that you start vomiting diarrhea. In fact, diarrhea means something is wrong with the digestive process.

The graphic detail of your liquid poo did make for a mighty fine story though.

hhehehehe meh likes
nothing more relieving that bursting out a sleeper!

Gross LOL

Poop is truely amazing.

haha that is truly an inspiration story
That would be the story I choose to tell someone on my death bed.

"A wise man once wrote on a cannabis chat forum that..."

You have been burgled by the AMAZING TURD BURGLER.
Count yourself fortunate, he knows his shit, next time he may leave his signature stained thumb print in your underware, but if your really unlucky it could be a palm print.

i love u

shit man, thats funny, close call, youre lucky no one saw

Ok, I've got to ask this.

Anyone else ever drop a little turdball out their pants?

You know when you've got a turtlehead poking out and, instead of sucking the little guy back in his shell, you accidentally chop off his head.

Last time that happened to me, I thought that it was just air... and when I went to go to bathroom a while later, I had poop all over my pants and ass.

i want that 30 seconds of my life back

I one time pooped my pants big time(ahout 5 pounds of creammy poo) i went to the rest room and removed my underware and cleaned up my crack with wet Toilet paper and dried off. I took the poopie drawers and put them into my arch enimies locker.
I hid them behind some books then went home for the weekend.
come monday morning he got a nice welcome back to some crusty smelly undies.

lmao @ the title to it

The title is very serious. Seriously.

I want to thank you for sharing that story. I had a good laugh.

Soncbloom, I like yo' music kid. You should check out my shit.

Sounds good. Added.