"If walls could talk"

Ive heard that expression alot and I heard it yesterday again somewhere.

And earlier after I smoked when I was home alone I looked around and was like "What IF, my walls could talk" How much shit would get out in the open, the parties, the smoke outs, the drinkin, the lies, the stories, the fun, the puking, the me runnin around naked, how much porn is on the computer, how big I am 'down blow', the illegal activities under my bed, and 18 years worth of history.

Man, if walls could talk what a weird world this would be. What would they say about you?

They'd say I'm crazy, and I'd tell them to shut the hell up.

My walls do talk...

They'd ask for a hit off of my bubbler.

Ask for a hug. For the last 50 or so years they had to endure some old lady and her cats.
Now they get to party, listen to the chillest tunes, and get extremely "fabulous".
My walls definately love me.

Most likely express great concern for me lol.

If my walls could talk they wouldnt because they would be too stoned most of the time lol

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Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish

Ive heard that expression alot and I heard it yesterday again somewhere.

And earlier after I smoked when I was home alone I looked around and was like "What IF, my walls could talk" How much shit would get out in the open, the parties, the smoke outs, the drinkin, the lies, the stories, the fun, the puking, the me runnin around naked, how much porn is on the computer, how big I am 'down blow', the illegal activities under my bed, and 18 years worth of history.

Man, if walls could talk what a weird world this would be. What would they say about you?

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I would ask my walls about everyone who lived here before me.:hippy: :hippy: :hippy: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile: :jointsmile:
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the illegal activities under your bed ? you hiding illegal immigrants under there or something ?









SKINK ~ WHAT... THE... FUCK. the devils ? blasphemy.

Yea I got Pedro and Sanchez under my bed. Along with a WMD and some Anthrax.

Yeah id ask about the people before me, if they were interesting.

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Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish

Yea I got Pedro and Sanchez under my bed. Along with a WMD and some Anthrax.

Yeah id ask about the people before me, if they were interesting.

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I am especially interested in finding out who lived here before me because I am ALWAYS hearing stories of it! I live in a place that is in high demand because of the location(literally on the main street of downtown).....and it is a place that is REALLY old...everytime I tell someone where I live they have a story of some sorts from when they knew someone here...

..I have met people in their 40s that used to hang out here when they were in college.

....I bet it would be very interesting...hahaaha.

Man I had a similar experience last night...I was wondering what it would be like if my girlfriends panties could talk.

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Originally Posted by 2600HERTZ

Man I had a similar experience last night...I was wondering what it would be like if my girlfriends panties could talk.

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Um..what do you think they would saY?

my walls would tell me to make some friends

if my walls could speak they'd prolly be coughing right now hehe

These walls keep a secret
That only we know
But how long can they keep it?
'Cause we're two lovers, we lose control

We're two shadows
Chasing rainbows
Behind closed windows
Behind closed doors

If walls could talk
Oooh... they would say I want you more
They would say
Hey...ever felt like this before?
That you'll always be the one for me

If walls had eyes
My... they would see the love in sight
They would see
Me...in your arms in ecstasy
And with every move they'd know I love you so
I love you so

Two people making memories
Just too good to tell
These arms are never empty
When we're lying where we fell

We're painting pictures
Making magic
Taking chances
Making love

[Chorus]

When I'm feeling weak
You give me wings
When the fire has no heat
You light it up again
When I hear no violins
You play my every string
Stop the press
Hold the news
The secret is safe between me and you - walls
Can you keep a secret?

[Repeat Chorus]

[Adlib:]

I love you so
Ooooh I love you baby
Ooooh baby
Love you love you love you so honey
Love you love you love you so
In your arms in ecstasy
If they could only see you and me baby
Just you and me baby

i would probably have spent a majority of my years in various penal institutions.

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Originally Posted by TallulahGreen

Um..what do you think they would saY?

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I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

They would say "gimme a hit of that shit". I would give it to them too. Cause they are my protectors when I sleep.

Itd be odd knowin that your bein watched from all 4 angles while sleepin.

they'd say

"I know what you did last summer"