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i will be drug tested (probably, but even if i don't my parents will know cus of my friends parents) sometime this weekend, when my busted friends parents are gonna call my parents or invite them to dinner to talk or some shit like that. i doubt i'll pass and all the professional detox things are inaccessible for me. i don't think i can pass, i'll try the methods on the drug testing forum though. what the fuck should i do...:S1:
total bummer. Im pretty sure the home test kits are pretty shitty and easy to fool. Best of luck, and try to convince your friends parents not to tell your parents.
dude.....if its just one of those cheap home test kits then all you need to do is put 2 tablespoons of bleach in your piss and it will test clean
start excersizing like crazy and drinking lots of water.... the more you sweat the better.... drink like a gallon or more of water everyday and sweat like crazy, then the day before your test lay off the water...
the bleach couldn't hurt either... but i really doubt ti takes 2 tablespoons.
i was told to just use someone else's piss. but how would i keep that hot?
also, could someone tell me where i can get bleach? i don't really know if it's a household thing, but if so could someone gimme some brand names?
also, do you think maybe i should just tell them before? and maybe reduce my punishment?
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Originally Posted by razberyjamdeltaV
Don't worry about using someone else's urine.
Bleach should be found under your kitchen/bathroom sinks. I can't think of any brands off the top of my head.
And don't tell them. You can easily avoid punishment.
you only need to worry about keeping it warm, if you're going to some testing facility since they test tempature there.. if it comes down to it... you can put it in a condom or something and like put it somewhere against your body under your clothes...Quote:
Originally Posted by razberyjamdeltaV
i'd still go for the bleach method... but ifyou have to substitue, yo udon't wanna bring ice cold piss or something...
i was caught when i was a sophomore in high school. my parents tested me randomly for 2 years afterwards. looking back on it, it made me able to talk about drugs infront of my parents without caring (they agreed to let me do whatever i want once in college).If you don't see this outcome being possible or dont want this outcome then please try to cheat the test. you dont want to test positive for thc follwed by years of more testing. Now, the 2 years i was randomly tested i managed to cheat twice (hell no i wasn't gonna go the next few years of my life without smoking). The first time, i used someone elses piss. this is what you will do. hide the pee in a cup in the bathroom where you will be tested. before your test add hot water until the temperature thing on the cup reaches roughly 98 degrees. put clean pee in the urine cup your parents want you to fill up. if your parents want to watch you pee to avoid cheating tell them your not comfortable with that. since its your first time they could easily believe that. if this sounds like too close of a call, or you don't know where you will be tested, then the bleach works too. My second time cheatin i used bleach. use at the most 1 tablespoon. too much bleach will stink up your bathroom like none other and your parents might get suspicious, especially if they know anything about drug tests. there are many other unreliable ways to pass a test. i dont suggest them. oh, brand name for bleach is clorox. there's lots of brand names though, just go look in the laundry area of your local store. hope this is helpful
Don't know what to say. I'm also on board with cheating on the test.
I'd also make sure my room is 100% drug free for the eventual parental search that will follow once they find out.
Best of luck :)
it's kind of ironic. one of my friends was annoyingly repeatedly singing "momma's got the magic of clorox bleach" today at school.
so is it one tablespoon or too?i'd like to not have the place smell like bleach, it might get things messed up.
that sucks man. Luckily my parents don't care that I smoke weed.
Well I'm pretty sure the reason in drinking water is to dilute your piss. I doubt all the thc would be out of your system from just drinking water and sweating, the water has to dillute the piss as much as possible. Although I haven't had to take a drug test, the method I hear was on the day of the test drink like 8 cups of water and piss alot and when you take the test your piss should be dilluted, not to mention most of the home tests are really shitty and I've had friends pass them when they were smoking like 3 days before it.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Bleach also works.
dude fuckin funny as hellQuote:
Originally Posted by Kylay
Dude... I can't understand a fucking word you type.Quote:
Originally Posted by 420skunk420
lol i was thinkin the same thing. something about not exercising but going to some steamroom to sweat a lot.
Well I don't know what I can add. I don't have a clue what you can do.
But I will smoke some fine Chronic for you. :jointsmile:
Let us know what happens. Good luck. I am betting on you.
i'll try to translate for you lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by systemofadown
ya bro, you're shit out of luck, my mom doesn't give a shit.Quote:
ya bro ur sol my mom dont give a shit
got a q for any one u say sweet alot wat if u went in to a sweetbox or steamroom u sweet like hell in there would it work or no
got a question for anyone, you say sweat alot, what if you went into a sweatbox or steamroom? you sweat like hell in there, would it work or not?
all that matters is you sweat, sweating is the key. but since this is a stoner board, i'm sure alot of us could use the extra excersize.
OK. It's basic:
8 cups of water the night before, with a B-complex vitamin.
The same thing the morning of. Water until you take the test.
Eat enough to keep going, and don't drink anything else.
That should get you to pass.
This might sound a little fucked up but i think its the best soloution.
My friend once told me "if your in a position where you have to fight, theres no way to talk it out or anything, you should always throw the first punch, cuz you deffinatley dont wanna get hit by it"
meaning: if you know your not gunna be able to avoid it or anything just come clean and tell your parents, it might suck but i gaurentee its alot better they hear from you and not your friends parents. They may even respect your honesty. plus its a huge weight lifted off ur sholders if ur still sneaking around nd smokin without them having any idea.
Good luck with whatever happens, i hope it works out in the end for ya.
So..whats the whole story??
parent: piss in the cup, i'm sure you know the drill druggie!
~kid punches parent in the face~
parent "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
:D (yes i read the little moral part to the story, but this is funnier)
If they aren't ok with the truth....Cheat!
best idea would be to use a clean friends piss, fresh, in a condom in your boxers or sumthing, thats what i would do
HAHAHAHAA!Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Duuuude i laughed so hard. And im not even high.
wow
Jesus Christ 1 spliff = 2 years piss testing, it's nice to see democracy alive and well in the land of the free
well if you wanna know...Quote:
Originally Posted by memoryburner
my friend patrick called his friend while high. this guy was trustworthy (patrick says), but either that kid told another kid who ratted us out, or someone overheard the conversation.
anyway, that person sent an e-mail to patrick's parents. the kid didn't know me so didn't email my parents. patrick's parents talked to him and stuff. on friday is when they are probably going to tell my parents. patrick says they're planning to discuss it after inviting me and my parents to dinner with patrick and his parents.
it sucks ass cus my parents lie all the time and my dad admits that he has toked back in the day in college (although he's 65 now...). i'm scared as shit because last time they found out, they said "next time means military school". frankly and honestly that would be fucked up for me, cus i am incredibly weak/lazy. i was like that before i smoked weed though.
another thing, my parents send me to a private international school. i like the place but they threaten me with the "i think you should do as i say or i'll just have you sent to public school and save a lot of money", and i wouldn't mind that, except that my public high school is pretty much just a black vs. mexican cage match, but with more books. i''d get beaten up like shit they're (i'm white).
my parents will either
1) let me off lightly, cus i've only toked about 5 times since i got busted in april of 06
2) give me a huge deal of shit and punish my ass like crazy since i'm getting busted for the second time.
i don't think it would do much to pass a test, or even if they will test me, cus there's no way to say that i didn't do it, cus that stupid asshole reffered to me in his stupid e-mail.
that was a long post
if i get my computer taken away for a while, i guess i won't be posting here again. just in case: :hippy: peace to all you :joint1: and keep tokin you lucky motherfuckers
I think that's Vitamin BQuote:
Originally Posted by sharpestoner
By the way I would hate to have your parents... So strict. And I thought mine were bad :/
Best of luck to ya, and let us know how it turns out
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Originally Posted by MastaChronic
exactly.
I've done that before as well as two of my friends. Just put it in a visine bottle and drop it in the piss while your in the bathroom.
DRINK A SHIT LOAD OF CRANBERRY JUICE!!
IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME
just say you don't do anything wrong, and there is no need for a test, and tell them your not taking it, my mom tried to give me a drug test, and i said how are you gonna get me to piss and give it to you, it ain't happening....She knew it, and accepted it..........
dude i have been clean for a while making sure for my job, so i dont get busted and i dont think they will test me but my buddy was getting tested by his parents today! i was like shit, so i pissed into a snapple bottle for him :) thats what friends are forQuote:
Originally Posted by razberyjamdeltaV
You play you pay...yes even spoiled rich doctors son's.