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First off, I am not a daily or even weekly smoker. The last time I smoked was about 3 nights ago and that was only one hit out of a bowl. A couple of weeks before that (maybe 2 weeks) I smoked 2 full bowls in about 3 days. I may have a pre employment drug test tomorrow! Do you think I will pass. By the way, I am about 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds. Thanks everyone.
I've got no idea mate. Just thought I'd say good luck.
Oh yeah and drink as much water as you can
as long as you dont have a horribly slow metabolism, you should be fine, but it is close... couple things...
1. wake up early and a few glasses of water and pee a few times before you go (first couple pee's of the day have most THC metabolites)
2. when you pee into the cup, catch the stream of urine at mid-point (not the beginning or end of your piss as they contain most metabolites)
3. if you are really nervous you can use a dilution method... i used one to pass my drug test to work at a hospital so i know it works... if you want to go that far, let me know and i will fill you in on the details. it is cheap and easy... just a little annoying
hazetwostep, thanks for the tips and if you wouldnt mint I would like you to please give me the details of the dilution method, as I really need this job. Thanks tons man.
you could hide quick fix in your anus
If you really need this job why trust to dilution? .... You must not need it that bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by jglove
I do pre-employment drug screens and radoms more than I care to mention .... I would NEVER trust getting a job to dilution ..... synthetic piss is the sure fire way .... I haven't failed a test yet ...... :S1: .....but to each his or her own. :S5:
you can search the message boards, Erowid, google, or whatever for different dilution methods... i started there and came up with my own which is below.
1. buy a vitamin B complex suppliment (doesnt matter if it is time release or not); get the cheap stuff to save a few $$$
2. wake up few hours before you have the piss test
3. right when you get up, drink a few glass of water until you feel real full. then continue drinking about a large class of water every half hour or so. this starts a process of pissing about every 15 minutes or so... after the first few pisses, your urine will be completely clear. continue...
4. two hours before take a vitamin B pill whole
5. keep drinking water
6. an hour before the test take 2 vitamin B pills grounded up (dont chew cause it's nasty)... your piss should be turning back to a yellow color though it is just the vitamins in the water... no waste or metabolites in there
7. make sure your pee (you probs won't have a choice!) once or twice before the piss test cause a couple of the pees will be so concentrated with vitamin B that it will be yellow-green! it's weird...
8. have a bottle of water with you while you drive and drink up!
9. hold a good piss (til you feel like you will explode) for when you go to give the sample
10. start pissing into the toilet. catch the urine stream in the middle of the piss, not start or beginning. end in the toilet and you are done.
BINGO!!! i overkill the water but it makes me feel more confident... you could always do the synthetic piss but you risk getting caught with it (instant failure) and have to fuss with temperature regulation as room temperature pee could raise suspicion... this is simple and you have nothing to get caught with or spill while you are sitting there waiting. your sweat will smell funny for the next day or so from the high levels of vitamin B. don't buy the detox or flush drinks as they are a rip-off and are the same principle as above...
GOOD LUCK... let me know how it goes... if you ahve any other questions or concerns, just shoot up a post... peace
drink god awful ammounts of water an ull be good.. like 8-10 poland spring bottles.. an piss away... dont worry about dilution to much.. my piss is usually got a decent tint of yellow after drinkin tons of water.
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10+ drug test passer...
passed in 3 days under random drug testin!
Yeah ...... go ahead and listen to these guys ... they know best .... just play the water game .... it's sure fire .... you'll never get caught.
.... me I've been caught bringing in synthetic piss let's see ..... hummmm ..... never? But one of these days .... yeah ... from now on I'm going to do what these guys say and drink lots of water and take vit. B .... I'll sleep well with this knowledge. :toilet_claw:
You're young and don't give a shit .... a work rap means nothing to you now .... go for it.
:noel:
urineluck.com. this is where you can buy quick fix. fake pee is the only way to be sure that you will pass. dillution in not 100%. the only 100% is clean pee, which mean don't do anything at all ever or substitution.
dillution has a chance of not having you pass... supstitution has a chance of having you not pass if you get caught. you choose...