imagine if the country was run by a chav government and every copper and postman was a chav, it would be great!
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imagine if the country was run by a chav government and every copper and postman was a chav, it would be great!
What the fuck are you on about? Chavs are fucking inbred retards. I rank them how I rank rats.
Thanks.
Chavs are twat's!
Do you know what a chav is?
is that supposed to mean that anycraic wants a female-led country? or a vagina-led country? I am somewhat confused as to what this 'chav' is referring to. sorry if I don't keep up on the offensive lingo...
A person who wears burberry.
(after googling a bit) ok so this burberry is plaid? thats about all I can come up with.
applying that knowledge to the previous posts, I can assume that anycraic wants a Scottish rule? wtf is he thinking? it'll be the end of all that we know! bagpipes everywhere...(shudders)
of course, I could take it another way entirely...the simple fact that burberry=plaid, but everybody still calls it burberry leads me to believe that it is some kind of mass-marketed thing that was old but 'they' are trying to make new again by slapping another name on it. therefore, by power of deductive reasoning, I can assume that only sheep-style yuppie folk would ever be caught dead wearing burberry. and since yuppies make such horrible EVERYTHINGS, it would still be a bad idea for chaps to be in charge.
plaid is still cool though, as long as you don't try to call it burberry. then I gotta smack you on principle.
Chavs are the lower-working class inbred cocks in Britain that wear shit clothes, talk like the uneducated little fucks they are, bunk school, have underage unprotected sex (then claim benefits from the British taxpayers), steal and sell phones, mug people, stab people, beat people up, shout abuse at anyone different from them, shoplift, get drunk in public and worst of all... GIVE CANNABIS A BAD NAME!!!
They have different names everwhere (here we call them townies) but chav is the word everyones using. The Sun in particular seems to be glad that being a worthless scummy chav is the new 'cool' thing to do in Britain. The sooner they all die the better.
PRIIIIIIIIIIICKS!!!!
chavs are mainly a british phenonemon. They tend to wear burberry caps, traccy b's, have unprotected underage drunken sex and talk very loudly about how they enjoy smoking draw.
so then it has nothing to do with plaid. damn you google for failing me again!
from Button Basher's description though, a chav sounds like a typical teenager these days...dunno about the stabbing part, but everything else seems right on the money.
you took the words right out of my mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Button Basher
im in merseyside and we call them scallies, we should use them to fill in holes in the road or toxic substance testing...
I dont really like chavs/scals either but some ppl cnt help their prediciment, i also dnt like snobs frm london who think they're better than every1else jus because they r lil rich boys... u also give cannabis a bad name purely becoz u get mumsy n daddy 2 buy it 4 u!!! and ur also a hypocrit coz ur the 1 givin abuse 2 ppl jus becoz they're different! SNOBS R FAR BIGGER PRICKS THAN CHAVS!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Button Basher
chavs are complete asswholes i hate them all, they wlak round with there nike hoodies think there all big and hard smokin weed cause they think there cool infront of friends? man i hate them alot
In Illinois we called called em wiggers. White losers who improperly picked up on black culture. Thinking snoop dogg and ja rule represent all of black culture, or even the majority of it. They then wear shit brands like South Pole ((Sorry to non-wigs who wear it)) and are obnoxious in barnes and noble. I got yelled at by a pair of em like two days ago. lol I was sitting in barnes and noble reading happy as a happy thing when they come and sit next to me. They start saying terrible dumb shit, the one that sticks out is "hahah dude what if we were beating it and right as she walked in we BOTH blew a HUGE FUCKING LOAD RIGHT IN HER FACE" they then proceeded to crack up, obnoxiously loud for a bookstore where people are reading. So I was like "Could you be any quieter?" and they were like "This is a PUBLIC building we got rights so shut the fuck up." and one had really nasty greased back hair. So I stood up and said "well, then Ill move. Anyway your hair is making me sick" no response.
chavs suck
Wearing Burberry. And there rednecks? How do they afford Burberry
moo
quack?
MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thought that would get a response, i tell you though their tame, back home in ireland they wear nike caps and are called knackers, believe me their twice as bad...........social cleansing anyone?
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I'm not a snob cheers (you'll find people most middle class people can spell properly these days). I was born in Portsmouth where I lived with my dad who is a builder, but moved to London with my mum and step-dad, who happens to work hard so that me and the rest of my family have a good life, which I am extremely grateful for.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stoned Scouser
Sorry if that offends you, do your parents not share the same sentiments? Doesn't sound like it. I still have middle class Portsmouth blood in me, I hate snobs too, especially the ones that think they are higher up then everyone else.
But then you might as well face the truth mate. Chavs are dirty little fuckers, they have no predicament to speak of, they choose to be abusive and break the law. They are a virus and nothing more. I don't hate chavs because technically i'm of a higher class then them, I hate them because they are, in fact, PRICKS!! And as you can see, everyone else knows it.
Go take your aggression out on an old lady or something.
im sick of all this townie/grunger chav fighting bullshit. i wear nike hats and tracksuit bottoms so what that doesnt mean i should be classed as a mugger an abuser and a danger to society etc. you cant judge people by the way they dress thats just discrimination. i mean i dont jus wear nike i wear jeans and wear my pink floyd tshirts and whatever else but you shudnt judge a book by its cover.
Chav doesn't just mean the clothes. Being a chav is a way of behaving, and most chavs wear certain clothes (light coloured sports clothes, Reebok/Nike etc. Also tousers tucked in socks and baseball caps pointed up on top of hoods.) Wearing those clothes doesn't make you a chav but it is pretty much a chav uniform now. They have simply become associated with each other. Wearing a kilt doesn't make you Scottish but you would guess if someone was wearing a kilt they were Scottish (or maybe Breton / Irish, I don't know if the wear kilts)Quote:
Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
In Glasgow here in Scotland they are called neds.