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To be the happiest possible and to make the people we love happy to.
I try and reach this goal by smoking pot,which is one of my joys in life.
in the words of George Carlin, we are here because the earth needed plastic, and couldnt make it on its own, so it made us so we could make the plastic. Now that it has plastic, doesnt need us anymore.:S5:
We are here because of random chance in evolution. If those raandom chances turned out differantly YOu would be SOMEONE else.
or YOU just wouldnt be more likeley lol
but i like the plastic theory better :P
I don't know why we are humans.......as for why we are here, only you can answer that.
those are 2 questions withought answers there isnt any particualr reason why we developed into humans thats just how we turned out and since we have managed to take controle over the entire planet id say we came out exactly how we were suposed to. The only reason we are on earth is because it is a perfect environment for sustaining life. Chances are there are more civilizations out there but are just way to far away to be able to reach us.
I am here cuz my daddy dint wear a rubber and didnt pull when he shot skeet.
Go die and find out :)
That's the easiest way...You can try adn keep guessing now but...your never FULLY sure.
Why not? :stoned:
just our bad luck, i guess.
humans are such strange creatures...out of anything that could have happened, this is what and where we are. human beings on earth. its so strange how our own existance is such a mystery to us, we all live yet we cant give a meaning to it, and we struggle in vain for answers. all i know is nothing is how it seems. that plays with my head alot, i was so baked out of my mind when i wrote that too but i will return when i get high again
Everyone is here for a different reason. Everyone effects the world in one way or another..
Make the best of your life cause it could end anyday.
We are humans because we have to be something. If we were not humans, we would be something else, maybe floozamoobs. And if there were floozamoobs, they would wonder why they are floozamoobs and not humans.
There is no intrinsic purpose to life. It's just something that kind of happened. But the way I see it, there could be no better way. Since there is no pre-defined reason for you to be here, you are free to define the purpose of your own life as you see fit. And that is the greatest freedom there is or ever could be.
damn, you guys are a total buzz kill...
ok, let ME tell YOU why we are human, and what human means...
ok, one day ancient aliens decided that they were tired of doing physical labor. for thousands of years they had been creating machines to carry them throughout the universe, but they still had to clean toilets and take out trash, and mow lawns... all this stuff made the poor little aleins tired.
so one day, an alien was sitting back in his recliner, ripping the bong, when it occured to him...
"oh shit! we can make superstrong clones of ourselves to do all the dirty work. yeah, and we'll call em humans! (human in alien tounge means alien... if that makes sense)"
so, years go by and clone armies are created. but there was one prob... the humans didn't want to do the fxxx'd up work either. they went on strike and rioted and caused all kinds of probs. so they took these humans to a desserted planet called "EARTH", and dropped them out and left them for dead.
meanwhile, the aliens were hard at work on creating a stable strain of humans. they built in cannabinoid receptors into their brains, hoping the great herb would calm the quarrel whithin the mean mutant humans. these clones were intelligent, philosophical, and just plain hilarious to be around... but, they were so couchlocked they couldn't get the work done. and the expense of the munchy bill was atrocious!
so, the aliens transported these humans to earth too, to get rid of the hassle, and be done with the stoner jokes. then, the aliens transplanted pot plants all over the globe, so the humans wouldn't anhialate each other completely (mean humans vs stoner humans = no more humans) THEN they went back to their home planet, and continue to watch us and study our behaviour. they are completely baffled as to why the blessed herb has been made illegal in many parts of the planet, as they put it here for us to mellow out on, which is why there are crop circles; they drop off new updated super clones (ie Bill Gates, Marc Emery) to help restore the ballance, and to gain inside intel... every time a crop circle is found, you can bet that a new alien-modified human clone has been sucessfully delivered. sometimes, they send a bad clone (ie Micheal Jackson), but usually, they send one who helps the greater good.
soo, there it is, why we are humans, and why we are here.
yer welcome :D
Sky :abduct:
getting a little ahead of yourself aren't you?
Just what makes you think you're human?
busted...
gess i should have said, "that's why YOU'RE human, and why YOU are here :D
Sky :abduct:
well, actually I meant that if we're just discussing humans as in homo sapians, then this is a very short and rather boring conversation filled with evolutionary science (from my perspective at least).
But if we wanted to discuss human (humane?) being, then that could be open to far more interpretations.
I don't think one necessarily implies the other. But I've been wrong before. Can aliens be humane? Or are they always complete bastards? Probably just upset that their heads are so funny looking...
He was an amazing man before he went so dark....Quote:
Originally Posted by Cantrell57
WE ARE THE PLASTIC.
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
this thread should not be dead!
Actually, we're waiting for humans to chill out. You are far too aggressive to live among your creators. Most can't even use telepathy to comunicate, but like my dear mildly misinformed scarlet sky suggested, the herb was placed here to help accomplish these worthy traits in the human race.
From what the elders have gathered, marijuana is illegal because the U.S government is afraid it is only here to make slaves of humanity, and prevent further wars. The governments don't want peace and people who know the minds of others to be free. This is only because there are other, more sinister beings who have visited the earth, and brain washed those in power. They were once a part of our community until they rebelled and we cast them out to live on their ships.
The sinister beings want humans to be their slaves/warriors in attempt to take over the earth now. They want this because they have no place to live, and can't fight for themselves. Humans are a superior race when it comes to physical strength, and lack of conscience, so you guys make wonderful allies/warriors/slaves.
The only way to defeat and prevent the take over is for humans to embrace the kind bud placed by us, and develop within yourselves the seeds of love and peace. If you listen you will know the minds of the fallen as nothing is hidden from those who embrace the sacred herb, which is our gift to you. :thumbsup:
We only want you to become what you were created to be....shining members of our universal community. Some have accomplished this feat. To name one of our most cherished: "John Lennon". He has been with us from the time he died, we took him to our home after he was shot and restored him. Humans are easy to repair for us, and death only greets those who live without love and peace.
As for physical labor and work, we do have things for you to be part of. Our bodies are frail, and we have lost much of our former strength. The earth needs YOU to keep her in good shape; it is our cloning device/atmosphere.
We created sex so you will enjoy creating new beings. You have been placed in a paradise, but it's not w/o disadvantage. It takes a lot of work to keep 'earth' healthy, and to survive in this climate. We gave you the capabilities to accomplish. All you must do is embrace, and try to enjoy your stay until we bring you home, and allow you to be reborn on earth if you so choose.. ..
The elders say high, and wish you much love and peace!
Until we meet,
Junk~
I love the stories of our "history" Scarlet Sky and Junkyard!
The sacred herb will help us evolve, but since we are persecuted, we must form a safe community. This happens a lot in sci fi life.
So here we are. Our task is to grow, on many levels ;)
The more we grow, the stronger we become. There will be some martyrs, to keep the good from being annihilated. We should agree upon a common meeting place should the battle erupt globally. I suggest we check in here and make arrangements to band together. Bring seeds!
w'ell, i have a hidden cave alredy set up for that purpose. if shit hits the fan, look to the sky; salvation will be at hand ;)
love, Sky :abduct:
YOU are human because your HUMAN mother spread her legs and let your HUMAN father gat a lil. now unless you wag your tail and bark at the mail man. I am right.
See? i told you there were bad clones!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
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we are humans because all the good bodies were taken.
we're here cuz no one else is willing to put up with humanity but Gaia.
love... that is why we are here... to love and be loved... nothing more, nothing less, nothing greater...
scarlet sky... how did you join less than a week ago and already get 3 green reputation points?????
We are humans cause we were made in the image of God. :lovestruck:
God has heart
God has mouth
God has hands
God has feet
God has eyes
God has ears
God has tongue
I wonder why we are humans? :S5:
i got friends :DQuote:
Originally Posted by hazetwostep
that's it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pass That Shit
we aren't humans at all, we are gods.
What if I bark at you? Will you turn tail and run, little one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gatekeeper777
You'd better:S2:
(a poem)
im telling you, this is the only planet willing to house us, everyone else either hates humans, or doesnt want to get involved with their existance.
we are the filth of creation.
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Pssh. Everyone can tell that your condemnation of humanity is just an inauthentic attempt to condemn yourself. Be the change you wish to see, man.
I enjoy the "man as seeds of godhood" theory myself.
Before us HUMANS existed, there were primates which we evolved from, the "cave man" like species.. and I believe that extra terrestrials got together with the caveman species and yada yada yada, explaining our human wisdom and shit and yeah, aliens fucked the primative humans and that gives us basically US, human beings.
cave men are crazy. we arent humans at all, were a consciousness in a human body. the human body is so complex though, a bunch of neurons and stuff send signals and neurotransmitters, chemicals and stuff like that makes us think and feel.
A consciousness in a human body? What is consciousness except the senses and the thoughts and feelings triggered by the chemical reactions in our brains? What distinguishes our soul from our bodily and mental perceptions, exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by SkatePopwar
who knows. but our consiounsness is a manifestation of a system of brain objects, like neurons and such. its like a really big illusion, perhaps the soul is the observer to mind and body. we would never know it exists because the mind leads us to believe its the one that is detached. i dunno i cant explain it bc i dont have the right words.
You were/are/will be here because you chose to be.
We are here to learn and to have fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkatePopwar