do you lift it a home or just wiz and leave???
now when your in a public place what do you do???
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do you lift it a home or just wiz and leave???
now when your in a public place what do you do???
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
Seriously though, that's how I live my life..
Public places are on a whole other level of disrespect. :jointsmile:
I usually piss in the sink :D
at home i lift it , or if im hungover, i just sit down.
in public places, i piss in the urinals....or if its a public place without urinals, i kick the seat up with my foot. i also write on the walls A LOT when im drinking, its a nasty habit.
my nickname is chimney, so if anyone ever sees that on a bathroom wall, higher4hockey was there! :D
i just piss on the SKINK...LOL... just kidding...if im at home or someones house... i left the seat... and flush(when at home i fallow http://boards.cannabis.com/members/its-a-plant.html rule...) but in bathrooms such as walmarts k-mart targets or anyother place such as mac donalds... i piss ALL OVER THE BATH ROOM in walmart... and mcdolads... i also shit in the urinals and sinks... its so much fun...
When I was a drinker I'd piss everywhere, but I'm much more reserved nowdays. I always lift the seat at home, if not I end up pissin on it. Even in public restrooms, I lift the seat now (with foot) or use the urinal.
Funny how sobriety changes a person like me...
lol in houses i usually leave the seat down n try to avoid hitting the rim, in toilets at school (only other toilets i ever really use) i piss on the toilete tissue and try not to get any on the floor or rim, i then flush the toilete to make it look clean. why? so that when someone goes in there to take a shit they pick the clean one with no shit in the bowl and then have to wipe there ass wiv soggy tissue or not wipe at all or try n get tissue from elswhere lol, its horrible i know :)
when im at home i do whatever i want like if im really stoned or drunk ill have a cotch on the toilet
lol but yeah if im out i normaly just piss but i make sure i ALLWAYS check and wipe the seat i cant stand the thought of someone goin in after me n thinking,,eeew dirty cunt!
There is no toilet seat outside
I knew the majority were slobs...
I had the pleasure to walk into the ladies room a Wal * Mart and it was not pretty!!! it is true women are bigger slobs then men...
Here ya go G...
I don't even go into public restrooms. I can't stand the smell or the look. I find a tree.
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Originally Posted by Skink
Thanks for building me an outhouse.
Naw...I just like to pee unencumbered. No rules, no structure. Just letting it fly.
wiz and leave. unless im chillin with girls. then ill keep my shit clean.
wow... am i the only one that just pisses and gets out?
at home and peoples houses i respect, i life the seat and piss then drop it.
at work and restraunts and everywhere else, usually leave it down and just go, then flush with my foot if im feelin joyful. i dont fuck it up for the next guy tho,
........yea i write on walls too lo, i wrote 420 in block letters with a sharpie on my schools, its still there actually.l
No prob G,,,I'm pretty handy so it was a piece of cake...Quote:
Originally Posted by geonagual
lift at houses...go outside in public places lol.
I just piss all over the show. No no, just kidding. I just lift the seat do the deed and then plonk it back down, job done!
I drink coffee all day so I piss a lot... Home depot bathrooms are pretty clean while Lowe's are filthy,,,I would of thought the opposite...
I wiz outside a lot too especially when I am in the garage and to lazy to go inside... but if I am in a store I go to the bathroom...
I use a paper towel to open the door after I wash my hands...
I sit
I ussually sit when I pee, next time you pee standing up do it completely naked, and feel all the piss that splashes on your legs! and then you will see why I pee sitting lol I don't want piss splashed on my pants!
thats cold man...Quote:
Originally Posted by lil josh
but quite amusing.
I always lift the seat at home if in public I use urinals or I piss on small children
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Originally Posted by Billionfold
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Originally Posted by Rasta_Farian_420
Hahahaha Same Here
I always lift it. Its a bitch in my upstairs bathroom because sometimes the seat falls down halfway through and you get piss all over.
I also don't mind public toilets. I always wipe down the seats with a good wad of TP and then go about my business. If you get a thick enough wad, it doesn't touch your hand. I also always make sure to wash my hands afterwards.
i know!! i've had to clean the bathrooms at work...and its NEVER the men's thats all disgusting....ALWAYS the womens :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
women are looked upon as these delicate, dainty, clean, vain little innocent creatures....but some of the shit women do in our bathrooms *shudders* blegh!
like, they'll leave a turd in the toilet that looks like it came out of like, an elephant or something, and put at least a half a roll of wadded up toilet paper in it, and try to flush it (ignoring the signs that say "do not flush paper products, use the trash can") and when that doesnt work, and their poo is still a'floatin....they go by the sink, and get an equally large amount of the brown paper towels, wad THOSE up, and pile it on top of the poo....
and then some of them i guess aren't DONE going...and stand up and some plops or w/e...i dont know really how this happens thats just my guess...cuz i've went in there before and theres like a big shit smear on the floor, like it plopped and they stepped in it and it smeared....
and they'll take pregnancy tests offa the shelf, use them, and put em all in our bathroom....
and leave used feminine products all over the place....
not clean the seat when they piss or shit on it.....
or not spray something when they funk it up worse than an entire football team could if fed nothing but cabbage....
sometimes makes me ashamed to be a woman....but i dont do that stufff :mad: :mad:
i dont have the option of lifting the seat or anything....but i'll get a big amount of toilet paper, clean the hell outta the seat, then try to hover as much as possible (helps if theres a hook on the door and i have a jacket w/me LOL), and if there's the foot-pedal to flush, i use my foot, if its a hand lever like on a home toilet, i wad up more TP and flush it.
and if i'm taking awhile in there...all the obsenities on the walls keep me entertained LOL. :thumbsup:
Ahahahaha,,,the pretty little skinny one are prob the worst...
OMG when I was locked up when I was a kid we had to clean the rooms at the place and when I had bathroom duty I would find the gnarliest shit...literally. Plus the girls would leave bloody tampons and someone places the sticky side of a used pad on the wall! And thats just that! Someone pooed in the sink!!!!!!! It was sooo fucked up!
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Originally Posted by Billionfold
Damn,,,I always lift,,,What am I ,,,A freak???
thats so wierd, i was thinking about this the other day... well not this... more about why women get so annoyed when you leave the toilet seat up?? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
you don't hear us guys complain that you girls leave the seat down now do you? :hippy: