Who are you hittin?

Broke up a dry spell recently. I've got this new girl I met on campus. Shes in the Veterinary school so I'm sure she is used to taking various semen samples. (i crack myself up sometimes)

Just turned 23. Shes a white girl, not particularly pretty. Not fat. Not tall. She smokes pot and drinks cusses and isn't afraid to call anyone out. She has a nice house (parents own it but she lives there while she goes to school). Name starts with an 'A'.
Shes been calling me daily...which might be a little too much. Haven't decided yet. (i had to change my phone number a few years ago due to a craszzzy layday!)

Probably won't go anywhere but at least I have a solid grasp on the pooty for now....but I think she likes me.:cool:
Grade:B-

So who you dooooin? List basics like appearance and how you met and how solid the ass is and where it is going. Perhaps even add a 'grade' if you wish.

EDIT: If you post "i have been faithful to my wife/gf/so for 7 happy years"
- Get that shit outta my thread. I wanna hear about us single folk.

We are both going to be 20. Shes white, nice body, but a really pretty face. She is one of those natural girls who doesnt need alot of makeup. Not the blonde preppy type, the shy cute brunette over there. Shes fairly short at 5'2, and with my height at around 6'2 we got the nicknames giant and midget for eachother. She doesnt drink much anymore, but smokes alot of weed.

We met in highschool, but never got together until after. The sex is great, and ofter. We regularly go at it 5 or more times a week.

Grade: 8.5 With me at a solid 8, we are a good match.

We have been together for a little over a year, and have been living together for 10 months. We are waiting to get married until we are at least 22-23. We both have steady jobs, and are saving for a house. She is a supervisor for microsoft, and I am a Sr. systems engineer for a large reseller.

We are technically single until we are married.. ;)

the queen of england...mmm Grey squirrel

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Originally Posted by EmoRebellion

We are both going to be 20. Shes white, nice body, but a really pretty face. She is one of those natural girls who doesnt need alot of makeup. Not the blonde preppy type, the shy cute brunette over there. Shes fairly short at 5'2, and with my height at around 6'2 we got the nicknames giant and midget for eachother. She doesnt drink much anymore, but smokes alot of weed.

We met in highschool, but never got together until after. The sex is great, and ofter. We regularly go at it 5 or more times a week.

Grade: 8.5 With me at a solid 8, we are a good match.

We have been together for a little over a year, and have been living together for 10 months. We are waiting to get married until we are at least 22-23. We both have steady jobs, and are saving for a house. She is a supervisor for microsoft, and I am a Sr. systems engineer for a large reseller.

We are technically single until we are married.. ;)

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How the hell do you get a supervisor job at microsoft and a SSA at 19?

Well, technically she works for a Microsoft Call Center. Its owned by microsoft, but its a seperate place. They are the only one in the US that does calls/emails/whatever for the partner program. She got moved to offline tasks, so she didnt have to answer the phone. And just recenetly she got promoted to a Sup.

Well, when I say large reseller, I mean our clients are large. The company itself is very tiny, with less than 10 employees. I am the SSE* in charge of the west coast. We sell server/backup/storage/etc solutions to large corporations. Some of my clients include MGM, WAMU, Logitech, etc.

As I mentioned before, my company is very small. So, not only am I the SE for this territory, I am also a sort of Sales Rep. That means I get a salary for being the SE, but I also make comissions on any hardware/services I sell. So I am basically double dipping. :)

he's 23 white, red hair, tattoos, nice body (he lifts weights like 4 times a week). the sex is good and he smokes as much as I do so it all works out

hahaha

no one

im am single, and have been for a while

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

hahaha

no one

im am single, and have been for a while

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yes i have been travelling in this boat for a while too...but I have a feeling that'll all change in the next couple weeks :)

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Originally Posted by lagstronaut

yes i have been travelling in this boat for a while too...but I have a feeling that'll all change in the next couple weeks :)

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I thought the same thing, a few months ago. but nothings happened yet

Right now my GF of 2 monthes
she is 16 (so am i)
smokes weed...though we haven't had the privilege of toking up together YET
shes a closet smoker though and i just found out yesterday

Black hair...5'4 100 pounds...probably best described as a "scene" girl

yep :-)

i got 3 girls in my rotation right now, ones indian, ones filipino, and ones black./....

I wank it a lot...

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Originally Posted by Skink

I wank it a lot...

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lol, i respect that!

My ex who I thought was a model when I first met her didn't speak a word of English but it's ok cause I taught her.
She's from Paraguay. Beer pizza and sex is Paraguay's culture.
Why I broke up with her, I have no idea. I'm a fuckin idiot.
10 rating.
Love her so much.
Never forget her. Ever.

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I thought the same thing, a few months ago. but nothings happened yet

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nothing's happened yet? Make it happen :D

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Originally Posted by Pride

My ex who I thought was a model when I first met her didn't speak a word of English but it's ok cause I taught her.
She's from Paraguay. Beer pizza and sex is Paraguay's culture.
Why I broke up with her, I have no idea. I'm a fuckin idiot.
10 rating.
Love her so much.
Never forget her. Ever.

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If i went to Paraguay i would fit in very well.

Mm 2 nights ago I got this cute blonde. Shes about 5'5, nice ass, medium sized tits, about 120 pounds.

middle aged man...43years old
Italian, greying hair...

He is an awesome guy!
I care for him alot!

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nothing's happened yet? Make it happen :D

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I tried, but hes not

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I tried, but hes not

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there's other fish, chin up!

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Originally Posted by lagstronaut

there's other fish, chin up!

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i know that, but they all live too far away. ill probally end up with my ex again

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

ill probally end up with my ex again

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I hear that!!!

I've got a couple of those critters kicking around somewhere... obviously not the one who stole from me, even though he's hotness in a can, but the previous guy who I lived with for 2 years...dumber than a box of blocks, I stuck around mostly for the sex, and I have NO idea how he found out I was single again... but who's complaining!!!

There's one guy I'd LIKE to be seeing at the moment... but he's playing SOOOO hard to get... comes over all the time just to hang out and chitchat... the most we've done is hold hands!!! I feel like a teenager again. Well... I should rephrase that... with all this talk of younguns doing the dirty at 13 and 14... I feel like my ideal of high school dating!!! He's such a cutie pie... into street bikes (rides a CBR600) and bicycling, kinda short but beefy, big brown eyes (my favorite!!), loves my cooking, a carpenter, OOOOOHH you have no idea what the smell of sawdust does to me!! :D hahaha

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Originally Posted by stinkyattic

I hear that!!!

I've got a couple of those critters kicking around somewhere... obviously not the one who stole from me, even though he's hotness in a can, but the previous guy who I lived with for 2 years...dumber than a box of blocks, I stuck around mostly for the sex, and I have NO idea how he found out I was single again... but who's complaining!!!

There's one guy I'd LIKE to be seeing at the moment... but he's playing SOOOO hard to get... comes over all the time just to hang out and chitchat... the most we've done is hold hands!!! I feel like a teenager again. Well... I should rephrase that... with all this talk of younguns doing the dirty at 13 and 14... I feel like my ideal of high school dating!!! He's such a cutie pie... into street bikes (rides a CBR600) and bicycling, kinda short but beefy, big brown eyes (my favorite!!), loves my cooking, a carpenter, OOOOOHH you have no idea what the smell of sawdust does to me!! :D hahaha

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I know, the guys I want most live too far away, but my ex can drive me to see them lol, no i wouldnt do that, but he was really nervous around me, maybe a little bit intimidated, I have no idea why but one of the reasons i left, and i got bored

my boss

hehe

but now i just moved, and that's enough of him. he was cool shit, but you know when you just get your fill of ppl. this real irishman might be up next... i'm not huge for accents, but it is adorable. hahah, we'll see..

this lady (34) that used to be my boss. i worked in a grocery store about a year ago, and she was the assistant manager, well she was married to the manager, who's parents owned the store. well we worked together all the time and we got along pretty well.... she was really unhappy with her husband who was a complete ass. so after a little while we started sleeping together, then after a little while longer, she got a divorce from this prick.

i dont work there anymore, and he wants to kill me. but he got what was coming to him. and now i do his ex-wife :D