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Who loves to smoke a joint or a bowl or a bong while they take care of their business?
I know that when I'm sitting there, clenching and huffing and puffing trying to drop my kids off at the pool, its just so nice to take a hit, then hear a plop!
But sanitary concerns aside how many people like to blaze a bowl or a joint while seated at the throne?
gross that was WAY TMi
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Originally Posted by SwirlyMass
HAHAHA. I don't know about a bong on a toilet though. I guess if you needed to change the water, it would be easy. Scooop.
You guys must take long poops. :p I'm in, done, and wiped up in a matter of 5 minutes. I don't waste any time going.
So no, I can say I have never toked on the pooper. It's never appealed to me I guess. To each their own though, I suppose. :)
I normally just read the paper while im on the shitter.
I might try it tomorrow, but i can almost say for certain somthing will go wrong... i'll either drop the joint in the bog, or shit on the floor.. ooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr shit on the joint.
Since this thread was so disgusting, I couldn't stop thinking about it, but had also come to this conclusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Dude, shit or get off the pot!
i can just imagine the conversation lip might have with a homie.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
lip: dude, what the fuckis up man?
homie: nothin much, dude you sound pissed
l: fuck! i am pissed
h:why
l:i shit on my joint
h:...(haha) what?
l:i shit on my fucking joint
h: how'd that happen?
l:i was tryin to toke up on the shitter
h:...(hahaha)dude, how did you shit on your joint though?
l:i dropped it and i thought it rolled behind the toilet so i turn around and then i couldnt hold it in and it came out all over the floor...and on my joint...
h: ahahahahaaha
l:fuck you man
That's great!Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
I love your quotes like that, they always make me laugh non stop LOL.
and the funny thing is, that's probably what would be said rofl!
Man just the act alone is like heaven to me...
It's like the pee shivers... once it's out you have a feeling of wellbeing all around you lol"
Yes! The act of shitting takes a mere minute. It's the other 4 minutes I use to dwell and look back on my creation.Quote:
Originally Posted by LIP
It's like a joint, i always admire my handy work, then either flush or light up... depending what it is lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Did you ever repeat to yourself,,,Man that was excellent,,,man that was awesome...
um
no
not my thing
that thread is so weird!
look at a deep conversation about shit XD!!
NO lol I wouldn't do that.
i usually smoke first then shit
i end up staring at the wall for way too long
Going off topic onto pissing, i was drunk once having a piss and my mum called my name... so i turned around mid piss and pissed all over the wall, and ended up having to use the towels to dry it... then i had to wash em without them knowing... all while i was pissed...
Those were the days... bring back the 90's!
Done this before quite a few times. Back when the misses couldn't smoke, I'd ususally take my after-dinner dump with a packed bowl. Just seemed like the right thing to do. Helps mask the smell up almost as good as burning matches.
I dont think i've pissed 2 streams, but i've been aiming and it's gone everywhere else but not the toilet.
i've taken a bowl with me to the crapper many a times.
I've made over 100 posts today. Wow. Im a sad little man.
And proud of it! :rastasmoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
A spliff in mouth, a computer in front of me and im set for a day of hard work.