A few hours ago, i saw the gosh darndest thing ever.

me and my mate went to my bredrin's yard and rang for someone to come round and get us a 10.
While we were waiting some brum lad came down to my mates yard and blazed a spliff with us while we wate. (brum - birmingham, but diz aint in birmingham dis iz in the the city in the centre of england but dat guy has just moved down here)
We get the bud and roll a fat spliff. the brum lad bought a 10 aswell and he wrapped one. diz weed was some fruity weed, and it was a 3 spliff 10.
So we smoked one and then we go outside to smoke the other. and the joint gets passed to me



and diz iz wen it gets FUCKING crazy!!!

a massive van drove right into my mates mums car and everybody in all the houses come out and me and my mates notice dat they are wearin ballaclavas and gloves and with army jackets on.
This was really freaky and they were just staying in the truck and then me and my mate decide to leave and when we walked about 20 seconds down the path a car sped passed us with people inside dressed the same. they stopped near the van and got out.the van then reverses and goes into the wall of an really important bank whick holds about 2.5 -3 million pounds. the van kept rammin the wall but nobody was ringin the police people including my freinds mum who was askin for money!!! dis is a rough area man! anoughter car pulls up and my mate goes right up to them and asked if he can do owt and the guy said is there leng coming (leng - police). the wall of that bank broke down and the people in the two cars ran into the building and grabbed loads of bags. they ran out and started filling it in the back of the lorrey and got out a huge gas canister and chuck it in the building and at dis point i ran inside were i started talking to dis girl but luckily they didin't light that gas cannister cause it would of killed me and wrecked the house!!

and one of the cars was a sports car, i think it was a ferrairi.

and i put out dat spliff and put it in my pocket.

this story is true you brits watch the news

and im fucked at the moment, it took me forever to wite dat

WOW. Sounds intense thanks for sharing it.

i was so scared thoe!!!!!!!!! i thought they were going to kill the witnesess cuz they almost definitly had guns cuz this was well planned and proffesionly done.

man i sorry but i cant fuckin spell dis iz gud weed lol.

That would be some crazy shit to watch while high. I would just be like "Woah...hey...dude...look at that shit"

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Have a good one!:jointsmile:

Jesus Christ. Anyone in a ballaclava will make me shit my pants..

Dude I think your imagination has went a bit wild there.. Stay off the weed cause that story just dosent seen real... Sound like something that I would have writting in primary school for a story... lol...

Did it make the news?? Never heard anythibg about it...

I don't know... I just don't know...

i swear its true, but i got told 2day by my mate whos house it was that the guys didnt actually get any money for some reason

it did make the news

this is derbyshire - news, entertainment, jobs, homes and cars

but its funny cause they got the time when it happened about an hour and fithteen minites wrong!

HOLY SHIT!!

"Police said the security guards were not injured and no cash was taken but the guards had been left "traumatised and shaken".

LMAO......this is funny as shit.

Our buddy Stoner was "traumatised and shaken" also!

Funny how this kind of shit seems to seek out smokers, huh? Gods way of giving us a good story and fuckin' with our heads at the same time?

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Originally Posted by Oh D Yeah

Funny how this kind of shit seems to seek out smokers, huh? Gods way of giving us a good story and fuckin' with our heads at the same time?

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Haha yea only when you smoke will you see these things
especially if you live in the city just the other day
i was high coming home, and seen this dude yelling at this other dude
i live in quebec so you know he was yelling in french
but yea he was owning the guy Lmao for what? i don't know...

i didnt go in the bank, i ran inside my mates house like a pussy!