I'm very worried and in need of serious advice

I've not confided in you lot before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly
snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motor that I
noticed a small amount of oil leaking through the gasket underneath the cylinder head.

So is this something I can easily repair myself or
do you think I should take it to the dealer?

If you have a decent mechanical ability you should be able to do it....the difficulty differs from car to car year to year. That was funny

haha.

Underneath the cylinder head? As in the head gasket or the valve cover gasket?
Type of engine? Any head gasket leaks/issues? While you are in there might as well do the timing chain/belt and send the head off to get redone.

You could probably tackle it yourself...get a good manual and some patience.

have your wife fix it!

haha, I know nothing about cars, but do you really think your wife is cheating on you, or is that just a made up funny way to ask a real question?

ha,ha,fucking class mate:D :jointsmile:

that was really misleading. lol

maybe a fine bit off fine tuning that might solve the problem. the wife & the car. then take them both out for a drive.
p.s you know how to tell a story.lol

have yr wifes b/f fix it:D

ive seen that posted before.. but its still pretty funny

I'm f@#$*(%ing your wife right now,,,I'm a mechanic... When I am done f#$%#*ing your wife I'll take a look at it...

that was GOLD! roflmfao

That was 100% pure awesome.


Have my babies.

wicked i had to read it twice to get it i thought u were serious shit man good stroy

Hahahahahah.

hahahahaha good smiles for that

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Originally Posted by le vallette

maybe a fine bit off fine tuning that might solve the problem. the wife & the car. then take them both out for a drive.
p.s you know how to tell a story.lol

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agreed! rep points for YOU!

Well it was a good post but no reps as it is as old as me...

lol, here I am stoned as shit reading this thinking this was going to be a serious post. Good job. :)

I also know nothing about cars, so I can't help with the problem...sorry.

dude if shes a good chick its prob just cause your so high go out more urself some nice big fishing trips (smoke ups) or reggaes (smoke ups) or camping (smoke up) or something like that haha

lol i was getting ready to tell you to get a gun, and wait for her to come home next time and when her date brought her home, run up to the car before she gets out and pull the gun on the both of them.... tell her she better be damn honest about what you're seeing, and if you think she's lying you're going to kill both of them, then add in, i already know what's going on i just want to hear you say it.. (of course you wouldn't even need to have the gun loaded, just want to severely scare the shit out of them, to get her to admit it, then divorce her ass)

lol... then i read the last two lines and i was like 'wha... the dude's wife is cheating on him and all he cares about is AN OIL LEAK?!?!!?' then i got it.

LOL....at first I was thinking "Damn..this is going to be a really juicy thread!" Good one :)

first of all dont ever take it to the dealer they will charge you up the ass for everything
second, i would get it steam cleaned first so you know exactly where the leak is coming from.
it may be an expensive fix if the leak is coming from where you say, they may have to take apart part of the engine, which is tons of labor.
sorry bout your wife lol

:D

I enjoyed that.

at the end I was like, "wtf?!" then it clicked. that is some classic shit. :jointsmile:

LMFAO! props bro. :)

haha great man :greenthumb:

ROFLMAO

Man i'm pretty stoned, so this confused the fuck outta me for a minute.