stupid stuff

of course we all do stupid sht stoned or wotevas, bt its funi 2 hear ur stories.
ive done 2 much stupid stuff 2 remember bt one time i was driving along so blazed it wasnt funi i had bn smoking since 6 o clock that morning and it was now 2 o clock the nxt morning, my m8s were in the car n one was real pissed n was shouting sht outta the window. i didnt really wana gt pulled up cuz im only on my restricted n hes only 16 so i wudve got done 4 gving him alcohol. so 4 sum reason i thort i was putting up his window which i wasnt then put it on window lock even tho he was still shouting out the window(i thort the window was up) so l8a on when we stoppd 2 gt out i went 2 put up the windows bt they wudnt go up i freaked n thort they were broken so my m8 pushed it up(electric windows, not gd) with hs hands. it took me 2 weeks 2 realise that it was on window lock and yes i was stoned that whole time. that window is still broken n keeps coming down by itself its bn bout 5 months now. that nite was funi that dude ended up face flat in duck sht n he ran away twice he crossed ths motorway type thing n we found him back home watching tv....we didnt realise til nearly an hour l8a that he had gone. good timefs lol
ive also fallen ova a fence bt thats cuz i was drunk as well, so ill just blame it on that, but yeah.

i dont know what you just said

man... i think i understand what he said... i must be stoned...

You stoned hun? Lol thats alright. Stupid stuff? Yeah I've done stupid things while high. Not so much anymore but heres one.

I was in conneticuit with my sister who I hadent seen in a year. We decided to go smoke some joints but we dident know where since we couldent exactly smoke in the hotel room. So we get our boots on and our coats and walk maybe half a mile into these feilds of wheat. We found a nice place and crouched down to smoke. When we finished our joints we walked back up the hill and since there was snow on the ground we had a tough time getting up it. By the time we got up i was high. And I mean HIGH! So we're walking back and down the street you could see a police car. I started to freak saying "I cant go any farther!" Over and over again. But she kept on walking so i followed. When I got maybe 5 feet away fromt he cop I bursted out laughing and I was rolling on the ground. My sister was down and said "Get up get up" But i was still laughing. "Get up jackie get up I have weed on me get up" So I look at her and I say real loud "What?? What?? You have what on you?!" So she pulls me up off the ground and we run. We got back to the hotel and we were laughing so hard! That was probiblly the stupidest shit i'de ever done while high! You should have seen the cops face!

One time I messed up making easy mac. Microwave THEN add the cheese...damnit.

Another time I was major fucked up on bars/alcohol...I pissed on someone's lawn table. Whoops.

lol once we accidentaly started a fire and burnt my freinds bathroom. That was some funny shit. He started crying, and my other freind was so wrecked he tried to scrape off the melted bits with a spatchela

good times

I was really stoned, and my girlfriend was really mad at me for being so stoned all the time. ((I had 2.5 ounces... I was smoking ALL the time. Non-stop)) Well, she gave me a ride to a guys apartment who owed me money. He lived above a pawn shop. The stairs were up the side of the pawn shop and her car was parked right next to them. Since her being mad at me was a total buzz-kill.... I decided to piss on her car. From way above. Naturally she rolls down the window ((after I'm done pissing... lol)) Yells "Now you get to walk home." and drives off. Wee... what a fun mile and a half walk in the cold it was. Not. At least I had some weed on me and my hand pipe. Made the trip a bit easier. I need to get my goddamn license back. :(

I came home late one night real stoned, and my mom was talking to me bout bein late. She asked why my eyes were red and i played it dumb....then i just stood there leaning against the wall. She left and came back about 25 min. later and i was still standin there. She was like "what the hell...you are so stoned" but i was pretty zoned so i didnt care.

Hahaha you guys are so funny!

The same day as the cop insodent, we got the munchies and I said "Lets go buy some tootsie roll pops and see just how many licks it takes to the center" She thought it was a great idea so we bought some and woke up the next morning with the pops still in our mouths...damn things never end!

God i have had some serious stoner momments, the lastest happend last night, Me and my friend who i always smoke with were chillin and gettin faded as usual, well one blunt and 3 bowls later i was faded, anyways my friend chews and he usualy spits it in an empty beer or pop can, i watched him spit in this empty can of coke that he had just drank, well i went to grab a cig from my car came back in the house sat down and took the can and chugged it, haha man it was some gross shit. We both had a good laugh out of it though

one thing i some times do that pisses me off is when im high and get a cigarette, i dont pay attension and light it from the wrong end, and damn it tastes like shit......