I'm smoke so much weed that....

...whenever i shit, smoke comes out of my ass.
(that was really corny)



But add some more!

Shouldnt it be I've smoked so much weed that...?

You go through 2, 5 pack swisher sweet blunt wraps. In one day.

You've Smoked So Much Weed That.....You look down and notice that not only is all the potatoe chips gone, but you're started eating through the couch cushon.

dudes, sometimes I burp like 10 min after I smoked and smoke comes out and it reeks lol

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Originally Posted by benagain

You've Smoked So Much Weed That.....You look down and notice that not only is all the potatoe chips gone, but you're started eating through the couch cushon.

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hahahahahahahahahaha - me too.

I've smoked so much weed that I am actually a walking pot leaf. :D :D

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Originally Posted by JR77

hahahahahahahahahaha - me too.

I've smoked so much weed that I am actually a walking pot leaf. :D :D

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Hah, I've said that before. :stoned::stoned::stoned:

I smoke so much weed that if i get a cut...resign runs out.


I smoke so much weed my wife thought i lost my hand and had a bong put in its place.


I smoke so much weed it looks like my eyes are about to bleed....

I could go on for hours....

I've smoked so much weed that I forgot to put proper grammar in the title, and I also forgot the line I was going to put in the first post when I was making it.

I smoke so much weed i dont care about grammer....(while posting atleast)

I've smoked so much weed that I've been watching TV for an hour and just realized it's muted.

And I've aparently dropped the remote into the nexus of time..

i smoke so much weed i've grown breasts!!!

Smoked so much that my fingers smell like weed and I chain smoke cigs.

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Originally Posted by benagain

I've smoked so much weed that I've been watching TV for an hour and just realized it's muted.

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rofl
that kinda thing would happen to me really :D

and I smoke so much weed that when i clicked on the tread i actually thought the guy really got smoke coming out of his ass when he pooped and was asking for help.

let the cheesiness begin
i smoke so much weed that:
when I vacuum my couch, i can smoke the air filter and get high
my lighter flicking finger is the strongest muscle in my body
my dog drinks the bong water
i have my dealer on speed dial

I smoke so much weed that when I don't smoke I get high.

fuck yeah...man!!! rock on!!!

i smoked so much weed i got up to go to the kitchen, but my body was still on the couch

I smoke so much weed, I'm normal :greenthumb:

Dude man My pits smell like WEED. Sometimes when I sweat it smells like weed.

i've smoked so much weed that my sweat is 98% THC

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i've smoked so much weed that my sweat is 98% THC

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Well Ive smoked so much weed that if you were to eat me you would overdose on THC.

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Well Ive smoked so much weed that if you were to eat me you would overdose on THC.

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get your torch and pick forks! ;)

well then bring your ass over here cuz i've always wanted to OD on thc...

and i can beat you!

i've smoked so much weed that anytime i walk into a building EVERYONE gets super-stoned.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

and i can beat you!

i've smoked so much weed that anytime i walk into a building EVERYONE gets super-stoned.

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Boy I smoke so much weed all I gotta do is THINK about you and I can get you stoned!

EDIT: haha new page fools.

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Boy I smoke so much weed all I gotta do is THINK about you and I can get you stoned!

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think about me, please please!:o

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

think about me, please please!:o

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....No...
>. >

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

....No...
>. >

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puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee *takes breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *takes another breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...???
i haven't had weed in well over a month now :o :o :o :o :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee *takes breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *takes another breath* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze...???
i haven't had weed in well over a month now :o :o :o :o :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

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Youre doing good, I wouldnt want to break your fast.

it's not a fast!!!!!! it's because i can't get it! what kinda stoner are you! you're just mean :sadcrying

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

i what kinda stoner are you!

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a ganj-hog

Fine.. *thinks of Samwhore and Slipknot*


Anything happen yet?

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Fine.. *thinks of Samwhore and Slipknot*


Anything happen yet?

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:jointsmile::rastasmoke::rasta::stoned::smokin:

thanks;)

*kicks ground* no.... *pouts*

hey! you're lying! you can't just think of getting someone high and they do!!!! haha i still win.

Well..

You go to hell.



:D

i smoke so much weed i can sell my turds and people wouldnt know the difference.
i smoke in my sleep.
i smoke so much weed, you leave an ounce out for even a minute and its already toked.
i smoke so much weed, i can ninja stab some muthafucka 67 times and be three blocks away before the he feel it.
i smoke so much weed, when i die my homies could sell my lungs.
i smoke so much weed even the kotton mouth kings are jealous.
i smoke so much weed you could smell me from 3 states away.

i smoke so much weed i can toke underwater

I've smoked so much weed
I could make a living selling all my home made pieces
I could buy a Honda Civic with all the money I have spent on weed.
I could buy a house with all the money I've spent on munchie food.