My dumbass little sister....

For the past few months my mom's been preaching to me about how my sister's been saying she's going to move into her boyfriends house when she turns 18 (March 24th). I used to just laugh about how she'd be back in a few days after she realizes how much she hates it, and make fun of her about how she's going to have some DARK ass little kids (we look White but you wouldn't know we were half Mexican unless we told you). Her boyfriend's a fucking dark paisa (the Mexican equivalent to White trash), 20 years old and he still lives with his parents. My mom started preaching to me again today and I told her to just send her into the Marines (I'm going to boot camp on Monday so I need to convince her before then) or something, my older sister's been trying to get her to go into the Navy. At least there she'll get money for college, signing bonuses, and a chance to get the fuck out of the house, and a little direction. The thing is, she just sits on the fucking couch and watches tv ALL FUCKING DAY! I guess she thinks it'll be a free ride if she moves in with him. I don't know what to do with her. If this is what she wants, I'm not going to stop her. How do I convince her to want something better out of life?

Punch her in the head.
Or headbutt her in the ovaries.

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

Punch her in the head.
Or headbutt her in the ovaries.
Piss in her mouth and tell her it's pinapple juice.

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Your sick...

BF is right,,,it's here life...

Let's all join the armed forces =/

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Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue

Let's all join the armed forces =/

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yeah,,, we can be the Village People...

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If this is what she wants, I'm not going to stop her. How do I convince her to want something better out of life?

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lol dude, do you even realize how badly you just contradicted yourself? you can either try and convince her of something else other then what she wants, or get the mindset of 'if this is what she wants i'm not going to stop her' you can't do both...

I'm not trying to stop her, I'm just trying to show her there are better things to do with your life, you know?

then show her some brochures and leave it at that... you can't make her want anything... if she makes the choice on her own then good for her.. but both you and i know that's not gonna work..

just tlk to him be like u lil shit you do anythink wrong to my sister im gona fucking break your legs and then let her move in

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Originally Posted by Lucifuge

my older sister's been trying to get her to go into the Navy. At least there she'll get money for college, signing bonuses, and a chance to get the fuck out of the house, and a little direction. ........ How do I convince her to want something better out of life?

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Great way to travel and pay for school... but the Coast Guard is even more interesting! (And tell her the guys are cuter too! :D)

Sometimes people will only learn if they make mistakes. How are we suppose to learn if we don't make mistakes? ;)

Let her do her own thing. Don't sign her up for some bullshit Navy or Marine crap. Maybe that's what YOU want out of life, but don't stary controlling her life telling her what to do. Would you like it if someone just signed you up for the Navy, came to you and said, "oh, you leave for boot camp on Monday by the way"? I'd smack them in the face, really, really hard.

Worry about your life. Let her make her own mistakes and let her find direction. I mean, she's not even 18 yet and you think she needs direction? Where is your dad name tag? ;) She's 18 and has a lot of growing up to do. I grew up the most between ages 18-22. Give her a few years and leave her be.

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Originally Posted by couch-potato

Punch her in the head.
Or headbutt her in the ovaries.
Piss in her mouth and tell her it's pinapple juice.

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Wow, that was a really well, thought out insult. I applaud you for your work. :rastasmoke:

Why thank you! It couldnt have been done without such a flame-worthy post.

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Yes,,, A+ for effort and an A for content...

Sad thing about certain situations is people have to learn on their own before they stop acting so dumb. My sister is just getting out of control and my parents do nothing about it. But the minute I give them just a smart remark they are ready to throw down. I really don't care. In the end they'll see how stupid they are being..all of them.

I agree orange man,
Whats worse, people like my brother, never learn how to do things right, and continue to make mistakes for their entire lives.You miss so much out of life when you go out of your way to be lazy.

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Originally Posted by Lucifuge

paisa (the Mexican equivalent to White trash),

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i thought i was the only one who knew what that meant, i never knew other people said it

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jokes bro i just wanted to takt this piss

love ya n i dunno bitch slap her?

O crap,,,someone actually thought to fill it out,,,Woeza...

What the fuck are you trying to say? I mean... I read your entire post several times and still cant comprehend what you are talking about.

To be quite honest,,,I can see why she would not listen to you...

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Originally Posted by EmoRebellion

Why thank you! It couldnt have been done without such a flame-worthy post.

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Not too quick are you?He was being sarcastic.Your flame was lame.HE was flaming YOU ,you dolt.
Hi Skink.What are you doing here? There ain't much intelligent life here.

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Originally Posted by Lucifuge

For the past few months my mom's been preaching to me about how my sister's been saying she's going to move into her boyfriends house when she turns 18 (March 24th).

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That's my birthday tooo! lol... i'm turning 18 also... thats all i had to say

:birthday:

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Originally Posted by B-Dizzle

That's my birthday tooo! lol... i'm turning 18 also... thats all i had to say

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let me do her, and let me get her pregnant, and then let me ditch her with a kid... then she will have to do something with her life... ok... that was a joke, yea, basicaly do like was said befor, go get some pamplets from the navy, army marines, and anyother armed forces, then get one from job corps(if they have it any place close to you... and hopefuly, that will be enough to convince her, or tell her, shes not going in place in life by free loading of her shity boyfriend, whos most likely just using her as a peac of pussy every night, and that by doing that, shes a disgrace to the family...

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Originally Posted by thebeancounter41

Not too quick are you?He was being sarcastic.Your flame was lame.HE was flaming YOU ,you dolt.
Hi Skink.What are you doing here? There ain't much intelligent life here.

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Hey Bean,,,Whats up... This is my school and these are my students...

Haha, no, I got that. I was continuing the sarcasm...

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Originally Posted by Lucifuge

For the past few months my mom's been preaching to me about how my sister's been saying she's going to move into her boyfriends house when she turns 18 (March 24th). I used to just laugh about how she'd be back in a few days after she realizes how much she hates it, and make fun of her about how she's going to have some DARK ass little kids (we look White but you wouldn't know we were half Mexican unless we told you). Her boyfriend's a fucking dark paisa (the Mexican equivalent to White trash), 20 years old and he still lives with his parents. My mom started preaching to me again today and I told her to just send her into the Marines (I'm going to boot camp on Monday so I need to convince her before then) or something, my older sister's been trying to get her to go into the Navy. At least there she'll get money for college, signing bonuses, and a chance to get the fuck out of the house, and a little direction. The thing is, she just sits on the fucking couch and watches tv ALL FUCKING DAY! I guess she thinks it'll be a free ride if she moves in with him. I don't know what to do with her. If this is what she wants, I'm not going to stop her. How do I convince her to want something better out of life?

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Throw her ass out and let her see what she was taking advantage of.

If the dudes got money and a house she is only doing what half of the women in the United States does,,,shake your money maker,,,You Go Girl...