i want to be cremated and then mixed in the soil that a ganj plant feeds off of.
my homies told me they want me to do the same for them
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i want to be cremated and then mixed in the soil that a ganj plant feeds off of.
my homies told me they want me to do the same for them
burn me ,
i'm kinda used to it . lol . not into worms anyways .
peace
crispi
If I die before my best friend, she's gonna smoke me. If she dies first, I smoke her.
i wanna get cremated
i dont really care what happens after that
i want my body to be left in a forest so that plants and animals can benefit from it. from death, i will feed another life. the circle of life, you know. its the way nature intended. i will continue living in the plants that grow from my body and fromt he animals that eat those plants.
dig a whole in the ground in the middle of a beautiful scenic area just plop me in it and bury me up no marker. no embalming no clothes..well my boxers and wife beater tee shirt and some flip flops i do get cold
i want my best stoner buddy to smoke my lungs because they're probally FULL of thc :D
I want to be buried like a regular person and have my body slowly turn into maggots or what ever happens :p.
you're body dosnt turn into maggots (man you must be smokin some good shit haha :D ).. the maggots eat you.. or, someone will dig up you're dead corse and fuck you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
Oh God. Well I want my brain to be put in a glass jar and I want my body to be cremated and used for Cannabis soil lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
lmao.. have you ever seen that move when that dude falls in love with a brain in a glass jar? hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by orangeman
dump me in the ocean
have you seen son of frankenstien?Quote:
Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
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Originally Posted by Billionfold
good one :D
on second thought, i might want my homies to eat me, cannibalism.
dont think so, its pretty damn old.. i think i may of seen one of the old skool frankensteins when i was about 10 on tv once but i cant remember muchQuote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
i dont even remember what movie its from when the guy falls in love with the brain in a jar shit :confused:
id want to be tossed in somebody's bed when theyre sleeping and when they wake up theyll shit themselves!
nah with all jokes aside id want to be cremated and sprinkled ontop of a doob
thats not nice dude, i considered you an e-friend up until now...Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
besides, my homies are just as crazy as me, theyd be down with it.
dont worry chronic.. i'd happily eat you :)
oh wait, did you say you'd have to be dead first?..
what if i kill you.. may i eat you then? :eat:
I want my body to be given to a Great White Shark for food...
i wouldnt care, i'd be dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
I want it to be marvelled at. The way it was in my 20s, when I was at my physical peak. . . .
Seriously? I'd like my old, old, 120-year-old corpse transported to India, anointed wth ghee, herbs, spices, and flowers, set afire, and allowed to float down the Ganges until my soul is transported. . . . .
That's the way to go in fiirst class. . . .
ok.. see you soon, masta.. :blueknife:
I just decided I'm never gonna die, so I don't hafta worry about it at all :jointsmile:
Turn me into a bong!
Naw, i don't care much, out of sight of of mind is good enough for me.
I dont want to be preserved and naked in some art show or what have you.:stoned:
I'd hit you... :stoned:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrappie
yeah dude, wickit clowns nevva...NEVVA DIE BOI!Quote:
Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781
lol, but they meant it in a different way, as in they will never die as long as people still remember them and their cds can still be heard.
I want my body to be donated to science. A med school or for research. I don't want to be buried though, that creeps me out (even though I'll be dead).
Have you guys ever seen the BodyWorlds exhibit? Where they plastinate all of those bodies and bend 'em into positions?
I want that done, but hitting a HUGE bong.
Seriously, I'd like to be put in those tissue digestors and then use my compost for a beech tree- cremation has few nutrients, and it's more poisonous to the environment, while tissue digestion is cheaper and more ec-friendly.
Ground control to Major Tom..........How much higher can ya get? MemorialSpaceflights:D
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
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Originally Posted by MastaChronic
I've been thinking about this a lot lately as I'm no spring chicken. :(
I've come to the conclusion that #! getting buried, the casket, the embalming, the hole in the ground....etc etc etc, costs a bundle. THEN, am I going to rely on people actually visiting me in my grave? I'm thinking not so much. So, what I think I'll want is to be cremated, possibly mixed with my beloved dogs ina beautiful urn that my husband and family can keep around.
If he finds a useful way to use our ashes and it makes him happy, all the more power to him.
I'll just be watching.:angelsmiley: :bong:
or, i might want to be dropped from a plane at 10,000 feet and left wherever i land, even if it was the presidents front lawn.
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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
As in literally or in a smoker.
I'm zzzzz be nice. :)
I used to say/think that.Quote:
Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781
Sorry to have to break some reality to you as my husband always does me.
*What is born is going to die eventually.* Sad:( but true.
i don't care, I'm dead.
my thoughts exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
hahahaha ill second that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billionfold
as for me, i have to say i agree. some of you guys are saying some real weird shit. no one is going to cremate you and smoke you or plant you in some weed plant or something. thats just rediculous! i dont know if you know what cremated ashes are but let me tell you. calcium, bone fragments and dust. not very much thats different between the three actually. and your gonna smoke that shit. no thanks. its one thing to toast the dead at the funeral before taking a bong hit haha but its another smoking crumbled bones. personally im an atheist so i dont care what happens to my body because ill be dead...i wont be needing it. but i guess if its a preference i suppose id like to be cremated and spread somewhere like in ft. bragg or somewhere special or peaceful.
I'll see what my dad does.
for years i've been telling people that when i die i just want them to take my body, put it in a trash bag and set it at the curb on trash day. so far no one has taken me seriously, but some day i'll find the person willing to do it and then i can finally die.
i want a viking longboat funeral. Go out in style..