What's your fav porn???

I like girls doing a strip or playing with themself... I'm not into girls that have piercings or are into pain,,,I also don't like Tats on their lower backs pointing at there ass... Belly button rings are alright if they have a nice flat belly...

Pretty women,,, I don't mind small titties in-fact I hate implants unless they are the right size,,, I hate rock hard looking ones like they got honey dew mellons krammed in there...

I don't like competition,,,what I mean is you can keep all the dicks out of it,,,I want to be the only one,,,that means no dildos too... ages range,,, I like college 18 20 type and MILFs 35 45,,,puffy nips are a +++...

Lez is ok too but,,,I prefer the single strip better...

Uh I don't have one but how about my LEAST favorite... listening to my neighbor and his ex girlfriend um not being as broken up as they say they are.... ewwwww

Anything with Cheyenne Silver doing some reverse-cowgirl is fine with me!

only porn i see is the reflection of myself in women's eyes
the sight of a tittie or a bootie just aint the same

i get more excited looking at a waterfall or a mountain top

in response to skinks comment about piercings and pain: i have my clitoral hood pierced and it DIDN'T hurt. seriously. so genital piercings and pain don't necessarily go hand in hand, if that's what you were suggesting.

anywho, i am not the biggest fan of porn although i admit it's a huge turn on regardless. i prefer watching stuff with just girls in it (porno guys are pretty freaky/scary/heinous IMO), and the movie Pirates is pretty sweet. lol.

I make my own pornos.

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

in response to skinks comment about piercings and pain: i have my clitoral hood pierced and it DIDN'T hurt. seriously. so genital piercings and pain don't necessarily go hand in hand, if that's what you were suggesting.

anywho, i am not the biggest fan of porn although i admit it's a huge turn on regardless. i prefer watching stuff with just girls in it (porno guys are pretty freaky/scary/heinous IMO), and the movie Pirates is pretty sweet. lol.

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"I'm the greatest pirate hunter ever!"
"You're the greatest pirate hunter ever!! *splat*"

I couldn't stop lol'ing at that part.

I don't mind normal straight porn, but its really annoying when they acknowledge that the guy is there...Generally, men are watching, and if its going to focus on the female anyway, you might as not let the dude make any noises, do any close ups on him, or anything that focuses on him. Huge turn off when your ready to climax and they do a shot of the guy...like a total waste.

I don't know why so many dudes are so afraid of dick...I mean, yeah theres the 1 dick per fantasy rule, but obviously your not the one doing so it doesn't really matter, as long as its a hot girl and the action is based around her.

Lesbian is great though, I dig that the most.

haha the movie Pirates isn't as bad as it sounds. it actually has a real plot (and is a full length movie), and it got ripped off by the Pirates of the Carribean 2 movie. well someone ripped someone off- the point is, they have scenes in them that are identical. it's also pretty funny too, cause porn stars aren't the best at 'regular' acting, so it's really cheesy (still hot tho) and the random shots of people hooking up is pretty, well, random.

ps: frivolous- it's got some really hot lez scenes btw.

any with natural(boobs) and the chick(s) are hot.
lesbo porn...its great.

my personal opinion

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Originally Posted by dutch.lover

haha the movie Pirates isn't as bad as it sounds. it actually has a real plot (and is a full length movie), and it got ripped off by the Pirates of the Carribean 2 movie. well someone ripped someone off- the point is, they have scenes in them that are identical. it's also pretty funny too, cause porn stars aren't the best at 'regular' acting, so it's really cheesy (still hot tho) and the random shots of people hooking up is pretty, well, random.

ps: frivolous- it's got some really hot lez scenes btw.

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Yeah, I seen most of it. I couldn't last through the whole thing and haven't attempted to finish it since...

I do like the scene where that quote is from, those two chicks are so hot, poor other chick gets neglected though, still hot though.

The one where they kidnap that one chick is awesome too, thats probably my favorite scene that I've seen.

haha by the kidnapping scene, do you mean the one where the one chick basically forces the other chick to do lesbian stuff while that group of guys watches on? cause that scene is totally the best, i agree.

Meh i always thought that Porno's with plots are pointless and stupid...
you just fast forward to the sex scene between two girls (or man if thats what you like)
and wank it...o.O

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haha by the kidnapping scene, do you mean the one where the one chick basically forces the other chick to do lesbian stuff while that group of guys watches on? cause that scene is totally the best, i agree.

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Yep.

Best when muted though, I really don't know why they had the pirates make such stupid comments...

haha yeah well like i said, the 'acting' sucks...but hey, what can u expect.

I like midget porn when stoned.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

I make my own pornos.

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link? lol :p

Anal porn. Chicks being dominated is super fuckin' hot.

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

I make my own pornos.

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Hahahaha! I had a good comment ready to go for that, but I dont wanna offend. :D

Anyways, the only types of porn I dont like is, gay porn, and old people porn, and like black on black porn. Just not my bag man. :stoned:

i don't really have any favorite type.... it depends on my mood i guess... sometimes i wanna see some girl getting the shit banged out of her, sometimes i wanna watch a girl give head, sometimes i just wanna see two girls, sometimes just one... just depends on my mood.

lesbian pierced and tattooed rock chicks getting it on in a field full of weed damn i wish i cud remeber the name of that vid :( lol

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lesbian pierced and tattooed rock chicks getting it on in a field full of weed damn i wish i cud remeber the name of that vid :( lol

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I wish you could too.

I have a porno where some dude answers the door and some hot chick walks in, takes off her shirt then they start fucking no questions asked.

America needs more porn like that.

And for me to star in them.

i love suicide girls

and

where the delivery pizza boy shows up @ 2 hot chicks house and they say "oh we didnt order a pizza" ill eat it anyways and they eat the pizza all sexual and then they all have sex...that inspired me to ba a pizza boy

When a guy cums why does it sound like he is being stabbed like 5 times in the gut. You ever thought of that? Just a ?

Peace:stoned:

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When a guy cums why does it sound like he is being stabbed like 5 times in the gut. You ever thought of that? Just a ?

Peace:stoned:

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I guess you have never busted one before?

Amateur group sex.

Hunky gay porn, can't stand the skrawny guys, also for some reason I don't find asians sexually attractive. Also, no fat porn or bondage

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

I make my own pornos.

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Yeah, want to send it to me? :D

dislikes: completely shaved private areas (it looks like an alien), gay porn, male/female ratios other than 1:1, a lot of female crotch closeups (i get confused and forget that I'm looking at a person), any bondage, anal, squirting, weird shit.

likes: doggystyle, big boobs, lingerie, lesbian (strap-on variety), white dude on black girl (and vice versa), asian girls, retro 80's porn, european porn, oral, I could go on all day

I Like The Stuff My G/f Makes Me...

porn is great. i like it all except gay stuff. if youve never watched fat porn, u owe it to urself to check it out. its funny as HELL.

Lesbians are good

when she looks like someone i know

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Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion

I make my own pornos.

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Like WOOAAAAAHH,,,send me a copy too...

chick on top humping away madly
prefer one on one one chick one guy
chicks who really know how to give good head
chicks who really squirt not pea
chicks with toys
hate orgy scenes
costume period type movies
guys with crooked Dicks