I fell onto some rocks at my friends house after a firework launched at me and trhen set a bush on fire I thought I broke my leg but i didnt i couldnt walk for 3 days:( :mad:
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I fell onto some rocks at my friends house after a firework launched at me and trhen set a bush on fire I thought I broke my leg but i didnt i couldnt walk for 3 days:( :mad:
The worst for me was when I got my right side of face crushed in. I couldn't eat solids for about 3 months. I had to wait about a week or so until I had to go into surgery to get it fixed. The feeling of not being able to open your mouth more than an inch sucked ass. Not that it hurt, but simply because of my face being crushed in, it only opened so far without the bone grinding my top jaw line. So yeah, very painful. :p
Long recovery too. All in all, it sucked nuts.
having a lung biopsy fully awake with nothing for pain, or any anesthesia, then the lung collapsing and the insertion of a chest tube...THAT is pain..good ol american healthcare...have to love it
princess
when my garage exploded . w/ me in it . lol
peace
crispi
Mine was having my appendix rupture, which just doubled me over in pain. The resulting peritonitis and pain from the huge surgery I had to have to clean everything out wasn't fun, either.
i was climbing a fence and ripped my nutsack open, and came down to see my nut impaled on the top, still attached to me.
damn that made me cringe, that sounds fucked man.Quote:
Originally Posted by deltron
mine was when i crushed my fingers and broke them and i ahd to go to the clinic, where they didnt have drill bits to drill into my fingernails to release the pressure so they heated up paperclips and used those
had a 3 inch rusty nail go through my foot when I was around 7
I was at my Boy's house out west. We were down the street gathering fire wood since theres nothin but wood all around. It was a small old pick-up truck so I stayed in the bed of the truck and was standin up and shit. When we got to the fire pit he turned real quick and I went flying out of the back since I was standing and not holding onto anything, did a flip in the air and kinda landed on my shoulder and rolled. And the back left tire almost ran my foot over.
It was half as bad as what it could of been. Im lucky I kinda did a tuck and roll but I couldnt talk for about 2 minutes and couldnt feel the right side of my body for a while.
the loss of my wife
dai*ma:stoned:
i cracked my head open and they closed the wound with 6 staples.. then i got the 6 staples ripped out of my skull by a spanish doctor using pliers (not medical plier)
i think it was the time that i was about 20 feet up in a pine tree and my homie shot me with a paintball gun and i fell down, through most of the branches and onto his head, which happened to hit me in the ballsac.
luckily we had a good supply of tequila.
i won that fight because my scrotum colliding with his cranium knocked him out.
43% 3rd degree burns
painkillers dont work
i would say slicing my elbo open on a picturframe but i was to drunk to remember that so in my opinion that didnt hurt :) erm...neveer really had any major accidents touch wood *touches desk* *desk breaks lands on feet go to stand up feet trapped underneath desk falls back headfirst onto a iron that my mother has been telling me to turn of and bring out for the past five mins*
shit turns out i got a metal desk lol
The most pain i've been in was probably when i broke my back. Since then if i move awkwardly im in the same amount of pain.. not being able to move.
OR, the time i got my hand eaten by a fly wheel and a fan belt in a engine.
Although, when i was a kid i was burning oil and dropped it on my leg... at first it didnt hurt, so i ran to the bathroom and i got a towle... tryed to rub the oil off and my skin came with it.
That took about 3 months to heal... that was pretty bad, although it wasnt so much the burn, more the skin just rubbing straight off my leg.
so out of all my accidents [yeah, therea quite a few lol,] probably my back is the worst... When you cant sit down, cant stand up, cant lay down, cant fly away... fuck, the most unbearble pain i've ever been in.
I have been fortunate enough to not have many run-ins with pain. Two that stick out are when I was younger:
First was in preschool where the playground had a wooden plank bridge held together with ropes. I was going to take a short cut to the slide and hop onto the side of the bridge instead of just going across. Well, the loose plank flew up and knocked my ass to the ground where I lay for a couple of minutes with everyone laughing at me. Not much after that except a huge knot on my head. Oh and they got rid of the bridge after that, I felt bad thinking that it was my fault...
Another time, first grade I think, this ~300 pound man was standing on a dolley facing out. I told him that I "bet I can push you around". For some reason unknown to probably both of us he obliged and leaned back further onto the dolley and then fell on top of me.
Nothing broken but a handle hit me in the head and my leg still has an imprint from the bar of the dolley where it was pinned onto the ground. I couldn't walk right for about a week, had a burning sensation and took my breath away every step.
Nothing else really worth mentioning, most of you have better stories than mine already. I do notice that my head always seems to be a target though, like airsoft rifles, footballs, and yes even a tonka firetruck lasso which is basically a toy firetruck being swung around in circles by a rope.
My Wife wanted to watch real world road rules challenge one time and I thought my eyes were gonne melt and ears burn up. That was painful indeed.
the most pain i have ever been in was when i was sitting in the back of a car
in the middle seat
the driver was taking the piss and going real fast showing off to all his other friends that were in the car
anyway we were coming up this slight hill at about 90mph when we reached the top the car took off the ground missing the sharp bend in the road
we went flying into this ditch hit this big boulder , i got catapulted thru the front window, the window went flying when i hit it , as the car jerked backwards i got pulled back into the back seat slicing my right ear partly off as my head hit the roof
that was the worst pain i have ever been in
then there was the time that i got my top left hand side of my lip bitten off by a dog, that really hurt the next day ,i was pissed when it happened so i was more shocked about it than being in a lot of pain lol
(this is a real interesting thread :D )
cheers all :)
Probably after I broke my leg and started walkin on it when I was in preschool... I don't remember the pain only being in tears because I'm assuming I went into shock.
My wisdom teeth were taking out today and they hurt a little bit from time to time, but more so than anything I'm just angry/bad mood right now >< How come this vicodin is such shit.
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Originally Posted by benagain
from partial amputation of my finger....it wasnt the axe going through, it was when i was at the hospital ready to be stitched up and they were giving me shots to numb my finger. 4 on the sides of my finger, but then they stuck it directly into the wound. that was the worst pain ive ever felt.
when i split the muscle in my leg (a so called hernia) and my shin look like this:
true story:
when i was little i was playing in the kitchen while my mom was baking. she took something out of the oven and left it open and i went to pull myself up off the floor by placing my hand on the oven door. i burnt my whole had and had to goi around wearing a sock on my hand. it was really hard to eat and dressing the bandages hurt so bad cause they would get really slimy, it hurt to peel off the gauze.
That was the problem when i burnt my leg, every time i went to re bandage it the old one would pull everything off, so in the end i just didnt cover it.Quote:
Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin
probably when i biffed an x-up over a ramp at this dirt track and the dirt was cold and frozen and i bashed my head and landed hard on my arm and then rolled in a summersault fashion like 3 times. thats the most painful thing i can remember. AND one time when i was skateboarding the board came out from under me and i hyper extended my shoulder and knocked the wind out of myself. i thought i was going to die. but other than that, i don't get hurt too often, i'm pretty solid.
I've been through broken legs and such but nothing too traumatizing. I feel like half the people on these boards now are covered in scars, burns, or missing body parts.
for some reason a certain ammount of pain all feels the same to me. I don't think I've actually been in real pain yet, but I've fucked myself up a bit. Tore up my ankle playing football as well as my knee, got stung like 30 or so times by a bunch of wasps, sliced my thumb in half lengwise, and accidently stabbed myself a number of times, but all scraped and bruised compared to some folk.
i have not been out of pain in years
i need both knees replaced
they hurt continualy, the pain killers dont help much
i was thrown from a horse and broke my back
but the worst pain was when a truck pulled out in front of me,on my motorcycle i was doin bout 60 mile an hour
threw me backwards over 50ft
broke my leg, arm and gave me a concussion
Worst pain I've been in? Probably the pain right now, in my chest :p...well not really but it's fuckin annoying and it's getting worse. Dunno when I'm getting checked up on but it's definitely a sure thing now that I'm going to the doc.
yep guys -n- gals. burn care sux .
they make some yellow stuff called xeroform and pink polymemb. to cure what your talking about lip . five0add. -n- i know all about it .
peace
crispi
The most painful thing to ever happen to me was when I caught my thumb in a hydraulic press. It popped the nail out the back and broke my thumb. The doctor told me that if it would had went down any further, I would not have a thumb right now.
The 2nd most painful thing to happen was when I re-broke my collar bone in a car accident only a month after it healed.
I am a lifetime biker (I'm 44) and I have had my share of smashes, Ive broken a lot of bones and I even had my arm driven over by a Mercedes that had just knocked me off my bike :mad:
I consider my pain threshold to be very high, I removed a plaster cast for a broken wrist after 14 days because I couldn't handle not being able to work or ride my bike. :D
I have pulled my own teeth and I used two knives and a razorblade to remove a stone that was embedded in my foot after an accident. Home surgery is common with me as I have an absolute hatred of doctors and hospitals.:o
Doctors like to practice everybody will agree,
But I'm not having doctors practicing on me.
I have also had a 60 foot cliff fall while climbing in Spain and I smashed up my legs pretty bad, they're all better now but it hurt like hell at the time.
However the worst pain is the pain I feel almost every day from a trapped nerve in my back, the pain starts in my back but spreads down both my legs and I feel like a friggin invalid because it's the first time in my life I have ever been stopped dead in my tracks by pain.
an extraction of a abscessed tooth...
Mine would have to be when i was playing a rough game of waterpolo and i was duking it out with some guy throughout the game. He had thrown a couple hard punches to me in the throat and i couldnt breathe too well. I decided i would slyly headbut him. I headbutt him twice, causing me large amounts of excruciating pain and making my vision fuzzy. Then he subbed out because he had a split skull. Then another guy got in to avenge him, he pretty much grabbed my genitals and pulled. I screamed, elbowed him in the eye then passed out after slowly making my way to the edge of the pool. I went to the hospital and got some surgery and im fine now. Im really not an angry kid or mean, its just how the game is played. I think im generally a very nice passive kid, but you just reach the point where you cant take all that crap and you need to dish it out. damn that hurt
i got my heart broken. that was the most emotional pain i've ever been in.
the most physical pain ive ever been in was when i broke my neck. i had to get pins drilled into my head for the halo to immobilize my neck, well i was drugged outta my gourd. but the next day they had to tighten the pins, yowza. that shit hurt. i could literally hear my skull cracking.
the most pain i was ever in was when i was streaking naked thru the backyards in my neighberhood and i was in a yard with a pitbull. he pounced and got a grip with his teeth on my ballsack and ripped that sucker right off. he ate the sack and one of my testicles. i retrieved my right teste before running away like a madman. the second most painful was the operation for my prosthetic ballsack. i still have my right testicle, in a jar, on my shelf.
i got jumped by some guys one night
this one fool hit me in the jaw so hard
that the force made me twist and my leg broke
at t he time i was glad to make it out of the situation
and it hurt like a mutha but i went to the movies
with the homies and i had to walk with the leg all cracked
at 4am i couldnt hang and they dropped me off at the er
it was all purple and the doctors were impressed
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Originally Posted by go toke up
pic of the teste jar?
haha yes i am bullshittin. just wanted to see sum smartass response. im rather stoned and bored off my face.Quote:
Originally Posted by dejayou30
Broke my collarbone twice. Pretty shitty. I heard its one of the worst bones to break. I couldn't jerk it for months.
Jesus -...very unlucky odds?Quote:
Originally Posted by sharpestoner
lol
wow. thats alot of pain.