So we were drinkin some sunny brook

So we were drinkin some sunny brook and coke and just having a grand ole time. We were freshmen in college, ~19. Its me, my buddy Bubba, Kyle, and two girls who were floating around. Its 11pm and we were pretty lit. Bubba goes outside to pee in the front yard. He comes back in and says "Damn, there are like 4 hott ass girls outside in the yard." We don't think anything of it. Kyle goes outside to take a leak. He comes back in and says *drunken*"dude, I just saw 8 hott fucking girls go into APT C." (we are in A) We tell Kyle (we call him Harry because he looks like Harry from Dumb and Dumber and he also laughs like him) to shutup cause noones listening to his drunk ass. Well i need to take a leak, I go outside and start peeing and about 4 cars pull up and i swear 15 of the hottest girls pile out of them. Mind you we are in a college town and ever single one of these girls are college age. I run inside and say, "there is a party going on in APT C! We are going there now, lets mix a fresh tottie and go."
**TOTTIES BEING MADE**
We walk up to the door, knock on the door, which is quickly opened. The living room is the front room. I shit you not it has ~50 very good looking girls sitting in various places....they are even on the floor. Each one of them is holding the typical red Solo keg cups. Kyle is very happy and drunk and begins his chatter with the ladies. Me and bubba stand there in the corner for a second, and boom, we are hit with the door....MORE girls! About 75 girls in this little apartment. They were even coming down from upstairs. Everywhere! There are literally 4 guys in there and we make up 3. This one big dude, i recognized him as living there, (i saw him working on his car before) comes up to us with a big bottle of vodka in his hand. He talks to us for a little bit, asks us whats going on, a pretty friendly chatter. Well me and bubba stop and look at each other for a second. "Mar, is it just me or is everyone staring at us?" I thought the same. Kyle walks up to us still excited. The guy that lives there starts talking to him. At this time, we start talking to a girl asking them what they were doing. They said "oh, yeah we had to move the meeting to Jimmy's place". At that moment, we realized. OH SHIT. We need to get Kyle! Kyle is still talking to the dude, and when we get there, the guy asks him, "so what are you up to tonight?" And Kyle says "Oh you know the usual man, just doing what everyone else is doing, trying to get some of this fine pussy you've got runnin' around!" He immediately walks away. We grab kyle and pull him outside, he is drunk and can't figure out why we just left. Then we break the news to him.

"Kyle, its not a party!"
"Bullshit, look at all them drinking from that keg in the kitchen in those cups"
"Kyle, its the Aggies For Christ and they are having a meeting!"

Isn't that great? A bunch of whiskey drunk guys stumbling into a Christian Girl meeting and trying to rustle up some strange. We must have smelled like a brewery. Turns out the 'vodka' bottle was actually one of those big water bottles and the cup had punch.

how do you fuck that up

lots of sunny brook and the smell of eager beaver....it gets in the air.

I like!

Ha! Church girls can be horny though. Praise be to God.

Its was the "Campus Crusade for Christ"

I saw a flyer the other day on campus.

yeah, yal so weren't getting laid lol... so, did yal feel like dumbasses after you left and not show your face til they were all gone? lol

FUCKING CLASSIC REP REP REP REP

the ending was funny as fuck lol good story

LoL.

You should of washed up and headed back, changed your act a little, and turned that little party of prudes into a boomin' room of oppurtunity.

Start out as I Love Jesus,
and end with I love orgasm...

I would have tried to hit one of them after coming back... that's probably what the leader was doing