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lol its all betetr now lol but ma ex was too tight and i ripped her or sum bullshit but the ME part is
she damaged ma banjo string no sex for 1 month said doctor i said f that sex with lube condom n slow after a week or so it hurt
so now months later when my mate shaged my ex he said it was liek throwing a hot dog down a coridoor i laughed to my self
he must have a small dick
i dnt know im, rabling lol
peace
oh yea.... shaved pubes or trimmed on guys like on ya self or for ya man
i aint gay lol
What's curious is that you apparently edited your post for clarity but it's still only marginally comprehensible. . .
lol its all better now, lol but when meand ma ex screwed she was too tight and i ripped her or sum bullshit but the ME part is
she damaged ma banjo string and i was like in pain n shock so went doctor and he says," no sex for 1 month " so i was like fuck t hat had sex with lube condom n slow after a week or so it hurt was really shit all gd now tho learn from mistakes dnt rush sex
so now months later when my mate shaged my ex he said it was like throwing a hot dog down a coridoor i laughed to my self
he must have a small dick like the asain giy on how high" i have 2" of hard dick" omfg im high
AND SORRY birdgirl
i dnt know im, rabling lol
peace
oh yea.... shaved pubes or trimmed on guys like on ya self or for ya man
i aint gay lol
I know where your coming from dude... I ripped my girl to aint no litte pole in the small world
we ripped a 40 then we din't do littel but U no...
it was like wtf we aint no small dude...
peace...
ahahahhahahahhahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Skink
but seriously
how do u rip a girl?!:stoned:
You no,,, we be rippin with the downlow...
lol grow up dude and get off the crack
bavet dnt be a douche bag
Man my girl got de bling bling on her thang thang and at first i is like aaaaariiggt and den i is like Dam!
lol.. i'm so confused:confused: :confused: :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by bavet
what ru trying to say eazy. i just might be to stoned to understand:stoned: :stoned:
LOL! Throwing a hotdog down a corridor. That was good. :yippee:
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
that was in no way, readable
haha oh no birdgirl, he didn't edit for clarity..he edited it because "it looked gay." but you're right, thats a little queer...Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
i loved that yours was the first up in response, haha.
HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY (not corridor)...has a nicer ring to it. i personally love the phrase. anyways- how do you rip a girl? pretty fucking easy. i don't even know how someone can be asking that! can assholes be ripped? yeah. so can vaginas.
My boyfriend ripped me the first time we had sex together, how? A female has delicate skin on her hoo-hoo (HAHA!!!) and that can tear during rough sex, from a large uh..what did he call it..uhh banjo string.., you get the picture. I can't believe someone asked HOW a girl can get torn.
This thread is so immature that I couldn't even use my normal dirty language.
P.S
Here's a translation of Eazy's post.
Lol It's all better now, lol, but my ex was too tight and i ripped her or some bullshit but the ME part is;
She damaged my "banjo string". The doctor told me "no sex for one month" and I said "fuck that" instead I had sex a week later with a lubed condom and I did it slow; it hurt.
So now months later, my mate shaged my ex. He said it was like "throwing a hot dog down a corridoor(/hallway)". I laughed to my self and thought "he must have a small dick"
I don't know I'm, rambling lol
peace
oh yea.... shaved pubes or trimmed? (on guys, like on yourself or for your man)
I ain't gay, lol.
P.S.S
Trimmed please, shaved bald looks weird but a mouthfull of pubic hair grosses me out.
Oh and um, do you think maybe your ex just turned into a slut and that's why she seems so loose?
I was all up in that shit,,,then,,,pop,,,U no...
that's what i was thinking too. cause if he 'ripped' her, she was probably pretty tight...which means if his friend described her as loose, he either has a very skinny penis or she turned into a ho.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
My wife had a big hole but,,,she could close it if she did not want to do it,,,it was like fucking a chipmunk,,,no way was I getting in,,,LOLz...Quote:
Originally Posted by dutch.lover
What the fuck...
haha i guess she had mastered some pretty intense kegels.
I obviously don't know enough about chipmunks. I don't understand that comparison. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skink
Also, I didn't know you were formerly married, Skink! For some reason I thought you'd always been single.
hahaha Skink is single he jsut gets his wife so high she doesnt realise its him lol
hahahaha strange folk came in camoflareg hiden behind sunglass's
with otu the truth of lies the happy folk where blind
She wasn't lubricated enough and you didnt ease you way in..
Can you say "foreplay"?
LOL. Indeed, foreplay is standard... or to most people it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams
this thread is just.....wierd
i still dont get the point of it?