2 Joints, before + 2 Joints, + 2 more

We all know the song "Two Joints" by Sublime. Even though its "I smoked two joints, before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more"

Well, I decided I wanted to do that. I gathered some of my Christmas money and bought a Quarter. It was good mids, and hooked up so I was like Why the fuck not. And rolled 6 J's.

So I went to my buddy Troys house with all of 'em. I knew Troy, His G/f, B.C, and my other Buddy was gona be there. And since most of em buy me Alcohol all the time and let me chill/drink/smoke there I thought this would be nice thing to do and for a late present.

So I step in, they all look at me. And they're at the kitchen/kitchen table and I said the Lyrics as I pulled 2 joints outa my pocket at a time.

Needless to say, they thought I was god right about then. And all 5 of us Lit a joint each. And I saved the other joint for later. And that was a very fun holiday night. :rastasmoke: /random thread

nice story, just wish i'd been at the table...

good shit dude

shoulda made em watch you smoke all of em to your dome
ha

I wonder why he smokes 2 joints...and not just 1 fat one. I don't know, I just think it'd save more papers.

That's extremely cool of you to do man! I wish more people thought that way.

I had a similar idea for Xmas...my closest buddies are in a band and rent a studio to record their stuff. Well they are always chillin there, and so are my other coolest friends. Anyhow on christmas eve they were all there partying and I got there really late because of family stuff and whatnot. Well I showed up with the fatest transparent joint they had ever seen; in fact, they had never seen one of those clear papers before! I stuck 2 together and rolled a huge one, they were way stoked!

Anyway keep up the good will man!

Me and a friend one day just want to roll 2 joints, listen to that song, and just smoke them.

Not one to each of us, no, that'd be boring.

We're going to frantically puff puff pass the two joints just between us for no reason.

thats a hella nice thing to do man there should be a lot more stoners like you...around here everyones so stingy and greedy about their weed its pretty rare to see someone do that...:/ w/e

you are definently chill

Well thanks for the comments. I normally would never do this though lol, but the quarter was 25$ and it was fat. I wasnt loosing too much and I was in the Spirit. But it was fun, tryin to watch Dave Chapelle stand up baked is hilarious. His mom can down and told us to stfu.

And we ate all her Fruit Cake, which actually aint bad.

BY sublime? you mean bob marley man lol :rastasmoke: musta been some pretty phat spliff's if you only got 6 out of a Q..

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

BY sublime? you mean bob marley man lol :rastasmoke: musta been some pretty phat spliff's if you only got 6 out of a Q..

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Its definitely by The Toyes ORIGINALLY, covered by sublime. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a marley cover for it too...

And yeah, surprised you only got 6 out of it. I woulda rolled some like, .7g joints or something, and keep an eighth or so for myself, thats still generous.

You beat me to it ^^

Sounds like fun, i've smoked joint after joint before and i always get totally fucked.

that song is definately by sublime. the only marley song ive even heard close to this is sublime playing this song and you can hear some marley guitars in the back. although sublime covered it from someone else. it wasnt marley tho

search it up on limewire or something. marley defintly did a cover of it

No discussion of Smoke Two Joints would be complete without the Toyes' top ten list of reasons WHY they smoke two joints:

#10 They mate for life
#9 1 is lonely, and 3 seems greedy
#8 One good twist deserves another
#7 Too stoned to count to three
#6 Better safe than sorry
#5 Why not?
#4 Every doobie needs a brother
#3 We forget we smoked the first one
#2 It makes us feel allright

and now (drum roll 2 joints please) the #1 reason we smoke 2 joints...

#1 High Tolerance!

http://www.thetoyes.com/top10list.html

The story behind the song is at http://www.thetoyes.com/smoke2joints.html.

Two guys sitting beneath a tree smoking a joint and listening to reggae. What could possibly be cooler than that?

From what I've read in the past, Bob Marley never recorded Smoke Two Joints on an album. There are some bootleg live cuts attributed to Marley floating around but are generally considered to be bootleg Sublime recordings instead.

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Originally Posted by ToDrunkToFish

We all know the song "Two Joints" by Sublime. Even though its "I smoked two joints, before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more"

Well, I decided I wanted to do that. I gathered some of my Christmas money and bought a Quarter. It was good mids, and hooked up so I was like Why the fuck not. And rolled 6 J's.

So I went to my buddy Troys house with all of 'em. I knew Troy, His G/f, B.C, and my other Buddy was gona be there. And since most of em buy me Alcohol all the time and let me chill/drink/smoke there I thought this would be nice thing to do and for a late present.

So I step in, they all look at me. And they're at the kitchen/kitchen table and I said the Lyrics as I pulled 2 joints outa my pocket at a time.

Needless to say, they thought I was god right about then. And all 5 of us Lit a joint each. And I saved the other joint for later. And that was a very fun holiday night. :rastasmoke: /random thread

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You are too cool. You can come over and sit around my kitchen table any time.

:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE

search it up on limewire or something. marley defintly did a cover of it

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im really not tryin to be a dick but in limewire playing right now i have Bob Marley - Smoke Two Joints, but its definately sublime. you realize people can submit anything with any title on limewire and shit like that right?

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Originally Posted by Dmo18

im really not tryin to be a dick but in limewire playing right now i have Bob Marley - Smoke Two Joints, but its definately sublime. you realize people can submit anything with any title on limewire and shit like that right?

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nah you're not bein a dick lol. but i have both versions on my computer and the singer on the sublime one sounds alot different, and he sings it faster too.. and u can hear bong water in the background which imo makes no sense because its suppose to be a song about joints not bongs lol

fire it up, come along and take a hit from the bong :D

i was about to say> im not tryin to say it doesnt exist, but everytime i try to download it, its sublime.

I can send you the other version if ya got msn but ya better have a decent internet connection cuz im goin out in about 15 mins lol, and i dont like leavin my pc on cuz id probaly burn my place down haha

its cool man im sure ill find it.

Well sorry about sayin BY Sublime, more like thats the song version I got/listen to alot. But the joints were about 1 gram each. So that came out to 6 grams, and I had about 1.5 grams left over for me. Cause the quarter was hooked up. But yes, I was very generous but I dont think itll happen for a while. Well mayby new years but not as much.

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Originally Posted by ThreeHit

No discussion of Smoke Two Joints would be complete without the Toyes' top ten list of reasons WHY they smoke two joints:

#10 They mate for life
#9 1 is lonely, and 3 seems greedy
#8 One good twist deserves another
#7 Too stoned to count to three
#6 Better safe than sorry
#5 Why not?
#4 Every doobie needs a brother
#3 We forget we smoked the first one
#2 It makes us feel allright

and now (drum roll 2 joints please) the #1 reason we smoke 2 joints...

#1 High Tolerance!

http://www.thetoyes.com/top10list.html

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Dude, that actually makes a lot of sense. Those are some cool dudes.