Ever meet weird people when you're high?

i've got a couple of experiences like this
where me and my boy have met weird people when high
i'll tell you some of the stories, they were pretty funny when they happened


One time we just finished smoking behind my local video store
so we came back to my building and sat on the front steps
then this old weird lookin lady with a big hat stops picks somethin up
then starts hollerin' at us, she had just picked a watch
and wondered if it was ours so my boy goes to see if it's a nice watch lol
turns out it's this aqua colored fuckin kids watch Lmao...
so my boys like nahh it's not mine..then the lady's like
"you sure you don't want it? it's digitized" haha still cracks us up to this day.


Another time (hope i'm not boring you guys) me and my friend
left our other friends house early in the morning
so we proceeded to walk towards our houses (which are fairly far)
and we were tryin to figure out what time it was
then we asked this old man walkin down the street
we're like you got the time?, he repsonds with "ohh it's fuckin cold outside"
so we ask again you got the time?, he answers with "yea yea"
and just walk away.??

and last but not least one of my favorites...
just a couple weeks ago me and my boy were tokin up
in front of my building, and these 2 googy goody lookin dudes
come walkin up to us, so they start talkin french (i live in quebec)
but i don't speak french so then they start speakin english
turns out they're a couple of jehovas loll all the way from Utah?
salt lake city i think,they said they came from Utah to Chomedey (my city)
to spread the word of god?, but anyways they asked if we knew anybody
who would like to know mroe about jesus, so me bein a fucker
i passed them my other friend's addresse and phone number haha
had a great laugh.


Anyways sorry for consuming so much of your reading time
but if you got any other related meeting with weird folks
while you were high just drop em' in here.... Thanks

One time, the trunk of my car randomly stopped shutting properly, so I took it to a place to get it fixed. I decided to get high before hand, so this dude starts fixin' my car, and he seemed pretty neat. He wasn't too weird, but he started singing and stuff, don't remember what he was singing, but it was pretty funny 'cause I was pretty high.

I guess that wasn't a good one, but it was pretty cool.

once me and a few friends went to this natural food store called whole foods( not sure how common these stores are, i think they are a pretyt big chain now) anyways, we ended up talking to the guy behind the seafood counter for 10 minutes about octopuses.. it was awesome, i'm pretty sure he was high too

last night I went to buy a new bong, and the lady that was selling it to us was telling us about some of the pipes and whatnot, saying how she had used her "tobacco" (she put emphasis on tobacco). anyways she was just a wierd stoner lady, and I was high as fuck in that store too.

i've met some weird ass people, (sorry can't remember who when or the stories but goddamned if i could remember i'd probably blow your mind and make you sit there for 20 mins going "WHAT THE FUCK?") but none of them were while i was smoking, or high...i was sober all the times... i pretty much stay to myself when i'm high and pretty much ignore anyone or anything else at the time.

This was right before my friend and I were about to get high at his apartment.

This really drunk gay Texas dude in the elevator with a major drunken smirk on his face and heavy texas accent randomly says:
"Yeeeeeeaaaaa looks like someones got a party goin on!"
"....uh yea its gonna be fun."
"Yeaaaaaaaa (gurgles)"

I've met some strange people, sometimes it's kind of creepy, like this one time me and my buddy were walking to cub foods to get some munchies and as we are walking in these two like 14 year old crack whores ask us to take a picture with them, I ran inside because they actually are whores, yeah my city is kind of fucked up

man, u got no idea about meeting tripped out people...ive met some of the wierdest people ever high...like SERIOUSLY, im a magnet to trippy experiences.

I'll just give 1 trippy experience....


Me and my friend smoked a joint under some bridge, and were pretty high, so we thought "lets go and get some salvia".

We go to the store, but since we're under 18 he wont sell us any....bummer.

After this, we see some "gangsta's" walking down the street and ask them to buy us some.

Their were 3...1 i forget how they looked, the other was incredibly bulky with sunglasses and a hat on backwards, and another looked almost exactly like shaggy off the scooby doo movies(the real life ones, not cartoons).

The guy said he'd buy us a couple packs of salvia if we smoked him a bowl of it..as he went in to buy it his friends were telling us how the guy just flew in from some ghetto gangsta place and hes really hardcore and chicks suck him off for crack and stuff....and also told us some bull that i know was lies(like that salvia can get u addicted and stuff).

I def don't think these guys were real "gangstas", or even knew what salvia was...but this guy sure got his trip.....

He smoked a pretty big bowl of 20x salvia, and immediately after, probably realized what he got himself into, and how intense the high was...he spat up all over the place, and tried to get up but failed miserably. He tried to walk but also failed miserably. His friends kept screaming "we're not gonna need to hold you down like that time u did PCP are we? we're not gonna have to hold you down again??!!"...the guy was tripping INSANELY, and after we realized he was charging towards us, we grabbed the pipe and salvia and took off.

We saw them later on in the day and the guy kept warning us "dont take it all in at once, dont take it all in at once, its WAAAAAY too powerful"....hahaha...i coulda told him that.

In oakland a guy asked us if we knew of any good holes to fuck... sounded like he was about to rape us so we ran

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Originally Posted by bulletz144

man, u got no idea about meeting tripped out people...ive met some of the wierdest people ever high...like SERIOUSLY, im a magnet to trippy experiences.

I'll just give 1 trippy experience....


Me and my friend smoked a joint under some bridge, and were pretty high, so we thought "lets go and get some salvia".

We go to the store, but since we're under 18 he wont sell us any....bummer.

After this, we see some "gangsta's" walking down the street and ask them to buy us some.

Their were 3...1 i forget how they looked, the other was incredibly bulky with sunglasses and a hat on backwards, and another looked almost exactly like shaggy off the scooby doo movies(the real life ones, not cartoons).

The guy said he'd buy us a couple packs of salvia if we smoked him a bowl of it..as he went in to buy it his friends were telling us how the guy just flew in from some ghetto gangsta place and hes really hardcore and chicks suck him off for crack and stuff....and also told us some bull that i know was lies(like that salvia can get u addicted and stuff).

I def don't think these guys were real "gangstas", or even knew what salvia was...but this guy sure got his trip.....

He smoked a pretty big bowl of 20x salvia, and immediately after, probably realized what he got himself into, and how intense the high was...he spat up all over the place, and tried to get up but failed miserably. He tried to walk but also failed miserably. His friends kept screaming "we're not gonna need to hold you down like that time u did PCP are we? we're not gonna have to hold you down again??!!"...the guy was tripping INSANELY, and after we realized he was charging towards us, we grabbed the pipe and salvia and took off.

We saw them later on in the day and the guy kept warning us "dont take it all in at once, dont take it all in at once, its WAAAAAY too powerful"....hahaha...i coulda told him that.

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ahh the beauty of stupid people... or should i say, the ones who chose to reamin ignorant... i mean just imagine his response if you told him "no dude, you need to read up on this shit before you make the choice to try it" lol... his choice woulda probably been pretty close to "nigga please i'ma gangsta, not a wanksta i can handle my drugs!"

well..um lol this isnt taht funny i guess idk but it was rpetty funny to me haha
well me and myfriends are getting high in my new bmw that my dad bought me on my birthday :) hahah so like im driving to the mall ahahh and like were smoking and shit so we go into hollister and like as im looking around and stuff i dont remebr wut i asked someguy taht worked there but he was pretty high too haha which was pretty rad
and so like we had like this 10 minute talk on the hollister tag
lol
it was funny as hell
well to us it was

was reroofing a roof with my uncle for one of his rentals, and I just finished a L with him and I climbed down to go take a leak and some guys walking backwards down the sidewalk and when he looked at me he says its "russian day"...