so my friend comes out of no where and says she wants to try some of my "juice" (to avoid typing a word i hate >.<)
but what the hell us up with women?
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so my friend comes out of no where and says she wants to try some of my "juice" (to avoid typing a word i hate >.<)
but what the hell us up with women?
more importantly, what did you say?
did you go get her a glass of orange juice?
I don't know man. I have this one girl who's with these friends of my dad's and shes reaally annoying and not very attractive but basically worships me so I decide to get drunk so I can hook up with her and what do you, once I start making moves on her, no dice. She's sleeping downstairs on the couch now and I'm like, what the hell? You were trying to hook up with me before and now that I'm drunk enough to actually let you she wont. Whatever, I know once I sober up some more I'll be glad nothing happened but it just doesnt make sense. I got nice and sauced for no reason and now I cant sleep and I've got to get up early tomorrow. What a bitch.
Ok, I am stoned now and listening to the doobies on vinyl and I just cant stop laughing at how awsome vinyl sounds compared to digital. Like seriously, I am laughing as I type. I LOVE MARIJUANA!!!!!
"I want to try some your juice"
"Really? let me go tell the messege board about this hold on!"
...
...
"ok back...so you wanna taste it?"
"yeh your cranberry juice you made yesterday!Looks delicious."
"Fuck."
hahaaaa...
anyways yes i love marijuana too.
i wish i ahd some right now.
...............and you were confused and said no?:confused:
This whole thread confuses me . . .
I'm with youQuote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
MY GOD.Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73
i dont get it... the point of this thread is what exactly?Quote:
Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90
worst thread ever
You should've given her some..
Wow, so one of your friends who is a girl all the sudden goes "I wanna taste your cum."
Well WHAT DID YOU DO!? I hope you gave her some. Its only polite to offer a drink when one is wanted.
hmmm did she want to bang??
and wat did you say, that was a forsure brains for you, you musta fucked up somewhere.......
lol, the last thing i woulda done is broke that off to come here and tell everyone... shit i'm always begging my wife to do that... and here you got a girl that WANTS to... and you don't let her??? :confused::confused::confused:
well re-post dude did u let her fuckin taste the god damn juice??
lmao im hgigh as shit what the fuck is going on
whats happening with the brains??????Quote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
I feel like i lost alot of brain cells reading this thread.
:silly:
it was either a joke or this poster is actually a girl who is curious about the taste of cum but is to embarassed to ask one of her guy friends because she knows he will react in the way she portrayed in the post, so she posted this phony post here to get feedback on what people will think when she asks her friend to try some of his man juice. wrap your mind around that one
What is the problem here man? give her what she wants.
XD sorry, i was in atlanta. off in the woods with no internet. sorry for confusion. but she told me this late and i was heading out cuz i had a plane ride early morning. by juice i meant semen. i just hate all those words for it. like cum, and gizz, it just doesnt sit well >.<. anyway, i just got back, but we're hooking up after the new year.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheKidThatLovesMary
but the intended question is WHY?!Quote:
Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90
what the fuck has to go through someones head to ask to try someones CUM?!
i cant make it any simpler.
WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT IT! LET HER DO IT!!!! jeez, you're basicly getting begged by a woman to let her do to you, that mostly ever guy WANTS the woman to do, when only about 1/2 of the women actually do it!!!
fuck why!
maybe she doesnt want to taste you nut mutter, maybe she just wants to see how big your dick is so she can get a comparison or something.
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Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90
oh nice have fun lol
wow dude i cant beleive u bitched out on that
like please give this chicks number
she can taste more then cum on me :)
later
Tap the girl!! Tap her!!
if i had a girl come up n say i want your cum
i'd say bitch... it'll be ready in a minute
(no one minute man jokes please lol)
my thought exactly, i knew immediatly what he was talking about when he said "juice"Quote:
Originally Posted by couch-potato
use "man-juice" instead of cum. it sounds funnier.Quote:
Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90
just say 'nut' anyone who NEEDS to know what you're talking about will, and it doesn't sound as 'dirty' and also, most don't feel as uncomfterable saying it...
AND LET THE BITCH TASTE IT FOR FUCKS SAKE! jesus christ...
how old are you and your friend?
10?
10 and a half.
what the fuck kind of question is that? XD
im almost 17, she's 17.
idk if i want to fuck her. she is a friend of mine, why should i fuck that up?
...For some action, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by pbzeppelin90
youll have a fuck buddy
Don't listen to these idiots.
If you believe your friendly relationship will truly be broken if anything sexual happens, then don't do it.
Yeah but she's already crossed that line...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pride
I think it'd be just about as weird being friends with someone who asked to taste your cum as it would be fooling around with someone, even more weird actually. Asking to try someones man-juice is odd, fooling around happens in the heat of the moment though, so its not as weird.
For the record, I wasn't confused about the term "juice." The first post made the most sense, but it was like a little "teaser" post and didn't really give enough info. Then the subsequent posts had little unrelated one-liners. So that was why it was confusing. Later it got back on track.
Hey, PBZ, to each her own, you know? Some of us ladies are very comfortable with that particular fluid, and it's not any more gross than your tasting her fluids, right? Or, for that matter, no more gross than deep kissing. A lot of guys take that as a pretty high mark of acceptance and affection from the ladies they know. Try and keep an open mind. Who knows? She may be very gifted in that department, assuming she's going to provide the oral support to generate the "juice," and it sounds to me like you're a potentially lucky man who's wasting valuable time questioning her curiosity, you know?
so you're basically telling me to fuck her?Quote:
Originally Posted by birdgirl73