Possibly the funniest thing I read in my life

My friend gave me this link when I was high as hell and it made me laugh so hard that I nearly pissed myself

http://teenforums.student.com/viewtopic.php?t=253431

LMAO, thats some funny shit...the responses to it are hilarious

whoa, thats some messed up shit. damn i dont wanna be near that guy when he stretches in gym.

AHAHAHHAH i have a friend who can do that...it doesnt smell tho so its kool hahaha but its funny as hell

i beleive that is either the grossest thing i have ever heard, or at least top 5

i also beleive anybody will most likely become 12-15% dumber, just by reading that

lol deserves a J:jointsmile:

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wowwowowowweee!

what a great party trick! Roll Eyes

just think of all the great uses!!

maybe the ghost busters could kick you out onto the floor whilst on all fours and you could bend over and suck a ghost in or two?

orr your mum could use you as a dust buster for the car!

and just think maybe if you did it in shallow water you could turn into a supersoaker!!!!

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ROFL

that was too much

For fuck sake, I laughed so hard when I read the title of that thread..

"but can your asshole sing the star spangled banner?"

lol

...Creepy. Definitely one of those things that I'd rather not know.

the second page had to be the funniest

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Thats exactly what I was thinking

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Originally Posted by konqrr

wowwowowowweee!

what a great party trick! Roll Eyes

just think of all the great uses!!

maybe the ghost busters could kick you out onto the floor whilst on all fours and you could bend over and suck a ghost in or two?

orr your mum could use you as a dust buster for the car!

and just think maybe if you did it in shallow water you could turn into a supersoaker!!!!

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LOL...that was my favorite too. Supersoaker was just genius :rastasmoke:

Ahahaha that is so fucking funny.

Shut up.