my girls birthday is in 6 days (new years day) & i was guna give her suttin "special" ... go for a swim in the kitty and what-not
any tips advice etc.?
i think i got the basics
dont bite
dont fall in
etc. lol
any kind of feedback would be helpful
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my girls birthday is in 6 days (new years day) & i was guna give her suttin "special" ... go for a swim in the kitty and what-not
any tips advice etc.?
i think i got the basics
dont bite
dont fall in
etc. lol
any kind of feedback would be helpful
oh and if i 4got to mention its guna b my 1st time
Aren't you the guy saying you're 16 and has been fucking his girlfriend for a long time and is about to get married? Now all of the sudden you've never eaten her out? :stoned:
ouch....***sounds like that tho***Quote:
Originally Posted by lagstronaut
find the clit, and move your tongue in circles around it
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMMAND THE CLIT LIKE ME!
i find a cactus makes for a great dildo, along with sand for proper lubrication..
dude just mess around, and when she moans screams arches her back or whatever, DO THAT AGAIN
Learn the Clitoral Kiss, the Venus Butterfly, strokes versus circles, finding the G-spot, Echos, and stewing the clit in its own juices which isn't what it sounds like.
I haven't done that yet but I plan to in the future. Maybe I can get some tips on that shit too lol.
idk but that cactus idea is pretty tempting...
Get "American Pie: Band Camp" DVD and in the special features this lady teaches you how to eat out using fruit.
I've never done it though, so I'm not gonna give tips. But like PdoubleOTY said, whenever she seems to like it, do whatever you did again that 'caused her to arch her back or moan or whatever.
I think the video said stuff like licking around it at first, kinda goin' slow, breath on it a bit. Girls tend to get in the mood a bit slower than guys do, so goin' straight to business and trying to get her to orgasm too soon might not work well.
lol that movie was GREAT when i was high... not so funny the 2nd time but yeah...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frivolous248
idk if im even really plannin on doin that i jus wanted ta c wut u guys would say lol...
seriously, if i cant trust dedicated marijuana users, who can i trust?
... still searching for relevance... nope no idea how this has anything to do with "Going Downstairs"...Quote:
Originally Posted by lagstronaut
i think someones a lil overboard on their ganja limit...
oh and p.s. 15, soon to be 16 nex month
Annnnd "JeenYuss" takes the win with a whopping QUADRUPLE post! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD! "ahhh, ahhhh, haaahhhhh" (supposed to be that whispering "ah" sound people make to simulate a crowd...)
and yeah, I'm sure theres plenty of guides on the internet, just google it. I've read a few 'sexual tips' articles before. Theres definitely a ton for eating out.
do i get a medal?
no wait, actually, a cookie? a big bag of cannabi and a fat cookie?
yeah, some of this is pretty valid information, just mess around for a while.
remember, the word for that night is FOREPLAY, orgasms are basically in the mind, you have to get this girl in the right mindframe and then go in for the kill. its like an old semi-truck on a cold winters day, it takes a while to get it revved up, but once you do, theres no stopping it
after youve gotten your tongue skills pretty good, try and earn your redwings, it only tastes like blood until you get the pussy juices flowin
gross
but good advice i guess lol
im extremely high right now:D
the moral of the story?
cannabis = good
an look i didnt spell nuttin wrong
Dude why would you want to get your red wings? I would just imagine it be much better to simply wait...Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
Let me say that every woman is different. You just have to try different things and watch for her reaction and listen to her moans and groans.
Personally for me, I prefer being licked around my clit to start off. I like the feeling of the tongue licking the whole length of my vagina, from top to bottom and to top again. Probing deep inside is great too. I also like seeing his whole face covered in wetness and watching him enjoy it too. When I am about to cum is when I like my clit licked...and not just with a tip of the tongue either, I want him to lick it as if he's licking an ice cream cone. I am vocal so there's really no guessing game for me. I would let your woman know that you want to know what makes her feel good so let her tell you.
just fuck her, that should be special enough lol, i don't have the first clue of how to lick pussy cause i'll never do it........EVER
It's not as hard as youd think. Just get in there with your tongue, try a few things out till you get the desired reaction, then keep doing that. It sounds corny, but good communication can be very helpful. Just ask her what feels good for her, and then do it. No shame in asking if its your first time....
and in response to spliffstar22 /\/\/\ i can't see why you have a problem with it...it really aint that bad. Depends on the chick really.
my views exactly :DQuote:
Originally Posted by spliffstar22
the clit is easy to find...
move ur fingers from the lower part of the vagina and slide them up to the upper part while pressing down slightly...u will feel it....its like a little dangly thing i dont know...
anywho....once u find it...
find it with ur toungue and then finger her making sure to press slightly hard against the upper area inside her vagina...
then do different shit tot he clit like nibble on it, and suck on it, and just wiggle ur toungue around it all while fingering her....then listen to the cool noises she makes = )
The clitoris is a Mystery Organ.Only women understand it.:)
i do see somethin wrong with it, if you do it, that's you, but i won't ever lick pussy in my life.....All my girls have never even asked me, cause they know the answer will be NO lol They suck my dick and shyt, but they know ill never eat pussy, it's frowned upon here, and i've seen a couple guys get the shit kicked outta them for eating pussy, not by me...... and i was told from youth Never to eat pussy by my older cousins, so i always grew up never even contemplating eating pussy
first off a womens vagina has alot less bacteria than her mouth. the human mouth is one of the most nasty in the animal kingdom. our saliva doesn't change nearly as much as most animals. that being said, try drawing the alphabet with the tip of your tongue on/around her clit. my wife ususally lets one go before i get to mno, of course u need to pay attention to her breathing/moans that'll tell you you doing things properly., r
Capitals or lower case? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by trippruss
sucking her clit will pry bring her to orgasim quickly at least it does for me hehe
Usually a lvl 10 Clit Commander beam will do the trick
BONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
God i love being high
this thread is amazing
i love it
try humming the pledge of alliegance(sp?) on it while licking her
Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaChronic
thinking about america when licking clitoris, just a little wierd
There are a few things to keep in mind before going down.
1. How does she feel about it?
It takes some time before women get used to getting oral sex.
2. Know that you're going to be down there a few times before you get the hang of what works for her. At least you'll be working out them jaw muscles. Ha!
Some tricks that have served me well...
1. Use your thumbs to part her lips to cover more of her more sensitive areas.
2. Curl your finger(s) like a "come here" motion up inside her. The inner wall is where her G-Spot is, assuming that she's old enough to have one. Lick her pussy as you finger her this way.
3. Use with caution: Try some light sucking on and around her clit.
What has served me well is slowly sucking her clit into my mouth and then flicking it with my tongue. Do the same shit with her nipples.
4. Dont only use your tongue as a pointer...use it flattened against her pussy.
Strong long licks like you're licking her breasts.
Ok...now I need to go rub one out.
Good luck.
All I can say is that both you and your girls are missing out.Quote:
Originally Posted by spliffstar22
i guess if i was gay i could think about america while i got fucked in the ass.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwhore
does anybody recognize the metaphor?
I just won't go here,,,for nobody!!! I tried and nearly puked,,,it's like picking up dog shit,,,dry heaves fur me...
Wow! I've never heard such an outcry against going downtown! lol Nor have I ever met a fella' with even a slight aversion to it. Methinks you guys are from outer space.
nah i think all the guys who dont do it just tried licking a hookers pussy so it tasted like old cum and dick.
there are so many different kinds of pussies, it's like cakes, they're all different and some taste better than others.
there are the roast beef kinds there are the perfect little slit kind, there are the kind that smell like fish (not my favorite) and the kind that smell perfect, an indescribable smell that can get you horny and hard in one tiny whiff.
hehe
ive had some different kinds of pussy thats for sure and i will do just about anything to avoid licking one that doesn't smell very appetizing, but the ones that smell good are something you wont wanna let go of very easy.
damn now i wanna go taste some wet hot pussy. it's been a while, and its always good to 69 cause then you get blown while you're eating pussy, double the stimulation =D I've almost came a time or two when 69ing and im a guy who never cums when girls blow me, unless they know how to deep throat it.