Accidentally Stopped a Robber

Crazy ass night a while ago. My buddies and I are hanging out smoking cigars when I bust out the ganja. Most pass up the opportunity but me and 2 other guys are smoking some nice sweet tooth. Then when I was done someone else busted out some orange kush (i think) and we smoke a few bowls of that.

I was gone out of my mind but was hungry so me and the two guys go to exxon to get some food. We got there and I was too scared to go in and told them to get me something and I'll pay them back because I was a pussy. They go in and are taking forever when I see this HUGE black guy standing outside looking in with some bag, Thought he was waiting for my friends to leave but then just thought it was because I was so high :jointsmile: . Anyhoo, my buddies come out and the black guy goes in. They come into the car and I'm pissed because they didn't get me anything. They made me go in so I'm getting my slushi and my buddy is waiting in line. I walk over and the black guy looks down at the bag, then us, the bag, then us. He repeats this and is throwning glares and signs that we should leave. "Do you boys wanna leave?" he asked and I responded with "Naw we're ok."

The guy ups and leaves frustrated and drives off. Needless to say no one but that black guy, the cashier, and us were at the Exxon. So I'm trying to pay and the lady behind the counter is crying telling me "It's free thank you so much...so much for staying". Bawling her eyes out we leave and sit in a parking lot trying to figure out what happened.

Turns out we stopped a robbery because we were too intoxicated to figure out what was going on.

Someone take a tally of off the Deaths from marijuana list :D

Crazy night.

BTW, first post, been watching the forums for quite a while and decided to join so hi everyone

You're a hero, that's pretty fuckin' cool...

Welcome to the abode...

impressive! thank god you were stoned:D Gongrats! You probably saved a life

Ahahaha wow man, that is awesome. Grats, and welcome to the boards!

props to you man! that was the SHIT!!! :)

A little confusing, but a good story none the less. I once fought a bear. That is a complete lie.

Peace and Welcome, :rastasmoke:

Great first post. Good read. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Canadien.

A little confusing, but a good story none the less. I once fought a bear. That is a complete lie.

Peace and Welcome, :rastasmoke:

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Yeah sorry. I'm buzzed a bit.

awesome man sounds funny as hell

Oh god, that's hilarious. So much for pot causing problems >>

so i guess that would mean -1 for the marijuana deaths list

haha thats so funny, you all were clueless and hungry... way to go on that.. that lady will forever love stoners...

Do you ever notice that f***ed up things happen when your baked? I used to think weird things happened just because I was stoned - but that would have been weird even if you were straight!!!

hahah thats bad ass, good job.....that reminds me of the move fast times at ridgemont high at the very end when spacoli comes out and says......."OH NARLEY"....:thumbsup:

Absolutly hilarious:clap:I had just posted a reply on another board about paranoia & MJ and once in a while it's well placed. :stoned: BRAVO!!!:p

Superrr Stonersss! What is that? Is it orgy of hippies? A fire? No! It's Super Stoner!


Can't help but wonder how it would of turned out if the guy decided to get nasty...

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Originally Posted by JR77

Do you ever notice that f***ed up things happen when your baked? I used to think weird things happened just because I was stoned - but that would have been weird even if you were straight!!!

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Dude I know what you mean! One night I was so high, and I kept thinking something weird would happen, and I was like "I bet if I get high enough something will happen" but nothing did.

Cool story man, thats pretty funny that you guys had no clue what was goin' on. Would have been a funny site to see.

"Do you boys wanna leave?"

"Nah, we're OK."

LOL.....random ass question followed by a random ass answer...good thing it all worked out, and it didn't piss the dude off more than it did.

Kudos! Bravo!

I was literally ROFLing after reading that "Nah, we're OK"...

Welcome <3!

ay man next time u dont gotta say BLACK GUY... just say guy.. i dont like racist people.... i dont think u are but i'm just sayin... funny ass story tho..

marijuana saves the day once more.

I saw a gas station get robbed but we actually paid the robbers (before we knew they were gonna rob the store) to get us dutches and cigs while we waited outside. They came out with the money and a gun, said peace, tossed us the shit, and sped off. We ran like the wind.

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Originally Posted by imagtb

ay man next time u dont gotta say BLACK GUY... just say guy.. i dont like racist people.... i dont think u are but i'm just sayin... funny ass story tho..

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Not racist, I'm just stating it was a big ol' black guy because it was. He was quite stereotypical from what i remember. I wonder if he really had a weapon in his bag =X.

If it would have been a white guy I would have called him a redneck. Lighten up man, don't be so uptight about it. :rastasmoke:

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Originally Posted by AlwaysBlazed

I saw a gas station get robbed but we actually paid the robbers (before we knew they were gonna rob the store) to get us dutches and cigs while we waited outside. They came out with the money and a gun, said peace, tossed us the shit, and sped off. We ran like the wind.

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LOL, now that's crazy. Good thing you never got called in for questioning.

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Originally Posted by imagtb

ay man next time u dont gotta say BLACK GUY... just say guy.. i dont like racist people.... i dont think u are but i'm just sayin... funny ass story tho..

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What's racist about saying black guy? It's just a description to help the reader better visualize the story? If he said that n----- then yah that would be racist. I dont think it was racist at all.

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Originally Posted by Canadien.

A little confusing, but a good story none the less. I once fought a bear. That is a complete lie.

Peace and Welcome, :rastasmoke:

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LOL!!!! You literally made me laugh for about 15 minutes just from that post.
I love you.

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Originally Posted by imagtb

ay man next time u dont gotta say BLACK GUY... just say guy.. i dont like racist people.... i dont think u are but i'm just sayin... funny ass story tho..

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Please, don't consider someone racist for simply realizing someones race.

This story reminds me of this video, http://www.break.com/index/worlds_worst_criminal.html

so you were able to stop a robbery because you were intoxicated under the influence of that sweet greengreen?

i love marijuana

ah marijuana what can't you do

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Originally Posted by halo

What's racist about saying black guy? It's just a description to help the reader better visualize the story? If he said that n----- then yah that would be racist. I dont think it was racist at all.

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like i said "i dont think you're racist"

Jokes.

those stories rock man. no your no racist!!! stay safe stay stoned and dont be such a pussy when stoned!! what are they going to do to you take away your birthday. lol peace!!!

those stories rock man. no your no racist!!! stay safe stay stoned and dont be such a pussy when stoned!! what are they going to do to you take away your birthday. lol peace!!! :smokin:

Fun times man, fun times. =)

Crazy story....good job on saving the day. But I also don't feel it was necessary to repeat that the guy was black. It didn't add to the story and I'm sure there were other ways to describe the man besides his race. Not saying your racists, just saying to be more considerate because people of all different backgrounds reads this forum and pointing out someone's race in a negative light usually leaves a bad tasts in people's mouths. Peace.

hahahahaah, thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

the dude was prob so confused when you guys wouldnt leave.....prob thinkin' "what are these guys retarded?" *takes sniff of the weed smell* "oh wait...their just high"

You guys need to not get so uptight over using the term black to describe someone. People are far too easily offended in this country nowadays. When I was in england, I heard people using the "N" word somewhat often (not constantly, but I heard it a lot more then once). I'm not saying it's right or acceptable, but no one was really getting bent out of shape there. In fact, people didn't really seem to care either way. Sure, names can be insulting or hurt at times, but generally you will survive.