Lost Joint

A few hours ago, I was rolling a joint and after I was done, I placed it on my night table so I'd remember where it was. After that, I went outside to smoke a few cigarettes. When I came back, after maybe 20 mins max, I discovered my joint was missing. I checked every possible nook and cranny that it could've possible fallen into. I don't think my parents would've taken it because they would've confronted me about it and they're generally understanding with the "What's mine is mine" Theory. This leaves only my little brother. Obviously, I don't want to accuse him right away, cuz I don't really have any proof, but that's what the evidence is pointing towards. It sucks even if he did it, there's no way in hell he's gonna ever admit it...

.... This fuckin' sucks, I want to smoke a joint..

I'm gonna go look some more. Peace...

Lol damn man that sucks ass. If some one did that to me family or not I'd beat their ass if they were brave enough to steal my weed but not brave enough to confess to it. I hope you find it or find out who took it. As for me, I'm already floating high from 3 bowls..now you have to get high :jointsmile:.

i feel ya bro.. good luck in it's finding.

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Originally Posted by orangeman

As for me, I'm already floating high from 3 bowls..now you have to get high :jointsmile:.

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You have to rub it in :mad: jkz

I left out one last crucial part....




.... My brother was the one that sold it to me :mad: :mad: :mad:

I FOUND ITTTT!!!!

I'M GOING TO GET BAKED!!!!

Nice!

Where was it man?

on the floor, i accidentally kicked it across the room without noticing i guess

lol

Yes, I'm stupid, I know...

LOL once i got super baked, put my oz in the freezer and when i went to roll another joint..i couldnt find my oz...literally tore my room inside out no joke...then i was so tired of angry after hours of lookin..i went to the freezer for a popsicle and BAM there it was....christmas all over again hahaha

OK....wow....this is crazy thinking back.

So like 4 years ago, there was this huge keg party in this like marsh area....mad people, mad alcohol..the usual. So, I had a half ounce in my pocket the whole night (I dunno why, but we used to always carry all our weed on us at all times..dumb...yes)..

I rolled a blunt before the keg..that was the only thing I smoked while there. So, yada yada yada...I was absolutely rocked after drinking soooo much then smoking and drinking a little more. Me and one friend (who lives near the marsh) left when it was dying down to head to his house. Well, we were both pretty out of it, and somehow seperated...? LOL, so I remember (not really) seeing a cop (like 20 of them would soon come), so I laid the weed down besides this fence (did I mention I was fucking gonzo?). I get to my friend's house, wake up and didn't remember anything at first, but I knew I lost the weed. All I remembered was a fence........

Flash forward like three days of pouring and thunderstorms later...and I'm at the same friends house, and I'm like 'Dude I gotta look for that"...Basically we took a stroll around the neighborhood looking on the ground for a bag...with little to no fate in the first place. We split up, and I was like a few blocks from his house when I decided to turn back...then I notice this fence....Mmmmm I think to myself....then I think there's no way. I walk over to the fence and there is a half ounce (with one blunt missing) rolled up nicely and not wet at all. My friend comes to find me flipping out hysterically in this person's BACKYARD (don't ask, you know just as much as me haha)...

Long story short, it was pretty exciting to find that (understatement)...we just went looking cuz we were bored, and we only went out for like 15 minutes. After that happened, I truly believed I would never be blessed again with luck because that was really just unreal. Yeah...so ya, I'm older now, and that would never happen again, but it was quite the 'experience' so to say.

I wish I could roll up a J right now... to bad my uncle flushed my last gram last night :( .

I just smoked the joint with my cat and I'm fuckin' spaced out. I spent the last 3 minutes staring at my keyboard, while my cat went nuts next to me... This has been an amazing day...

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

I just smoked the joint with my cat

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LOL..that's funny. Damn, my cat is mad chill, but he hates smoke of any kind...I wish he was up for it, but I know it would be a little forceful, and I don't want to do that. He's a little older too, so I dunno how it would be for his lungs or whatnot...but he loves the friggin' cat nip...how I wish he would jump up on the couch and chill with the boys...

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

I just smoked the joint with my cat and I'm fuckin' spaced out. I spent the last 3 minutes staring at my keyboard, while my cat went nuts next to me... This has been an amazing day...

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Lol good for you :D. Glad you found it :jointsmile:.

you lost.........a joint


FOOOOORRRSHAAAAAME!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

I FOUND ITTTT!!!!

I'M GOING TO GET BAKED!!!!

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Haha that made me laugh soo much. Like you were gettin all pissed at your bro...and then you found it. Hahah I do that all the time.

It's a stoner thing (mostly)

What you guys bitchin about today I gotta go have my 100th look for a drum I lost in the scrub with 3 lb in it. Now thats stupid. I need a new memory

Shit, I remember when I lost a dime in my room. My mom always tries to clean my room and shit on weekends while I'm out. So it was a race to see who could find it first.

She won :(


The other day I had some dank ass bud and It was in my closet, behind three boxes and about five years worth of clothes with the door clothes. It only took six hours to stink up the entire hours big time.

this one time i bought a dime in a little sack and i had it opened up ready to load a bowl in the middle of this wooded area by my high school and bam theres 2 teachers walking by, I start running and all the weed is lost on the wet ground :( its sad losing bud

Kicked it across the floor eh? Better then across the universe. Toke on!

yeah i bought a dime in school a week ago, and lost it. i was so pissed. but oh well, could be worse, right?

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Originally Posted by OniEhtRedrum781

I left out one last crucial part....




.... My brother was the one that sold it to me

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DUM DUMM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM!!!!

Well someone must have taken it lol
i remember one time i rolled a spliff but was savin it for after
so i hid it just incase my mother went snoopin or somethin
so i went out had a cig ya know, then came back
and totally forgot where the hell i placed the damn thing
cuz whne i hide shit i hide it good, too good sometimes lol

a week or so ago i was at school and i had about 2 g's of some haze on me and i was high at the time so while i was walking down i stopped in the girls bathroom and in each stall there is like a trash can so i put it under the bag so nothing wuld get on it .. ew... so i totally forgot about it and when my friend asked me to go smoke with him like 4 prs later i was like yeah man i have some good shit so we went to smoke and i relaized i didnt have it so i had him take me back to school and i go back to the bathroom and it was fucking gone i checked everysingle stall and i flipped out i was so pissed and i kno i was in the right bathroom bc it was the only one i passed on the way ... then i had to fucking wait to get out of school to get more weed bc for some wierd reason all dealers are in school ... it suxed

I was at a party, and lost a blunt on my friends front yard, me and 10 of my friends all searched couldnt find it.:confused: Next day, my friend found and smoked it, and it was a fat ass blunt too.:mad:

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Originally Posted by alex62

I was at a party, and lost a blunt on my friends front yard, me and 10 of my friends all searched couldnt find it.:confused: Next day, my friend found and smoked it, and it was a fat ass blunt too.:mad:

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Dry, what an asshole...

Yeah whenever I get really stoned, I'll be like "Where did I put my phone!?" And its right there sitting on my lap.