Are you a skitsophrenic?? Or maybe I am!...hmmM...what you think what you think

What if....I made everything that is happening right now in my mind and none of you are real....I talk to everyone I do that is in my reality but really...instead of being at school right now in class I am in a white padded room with a looking mirror that spectators evaluate me with...and they see me sitting on a old metal bed 'pretending' to type on a computer and talking to my friends around me...when really...I am not typing on anything but air...and I am talking to nothing but the mere shadows on the wall. What if...I created all of you in my mind...or maybe you created me....and this fantasy of skitsophrenia has captivated me so much I can no longer tell the difference between fantasy and reality....maybe right now Im not where I am...Im locked up....and talking to nothing....because I created you...

Then, how do you know that I'm answering your question?
Maybe, it is an answer that is designed to confuse you into thinking that we are here!

Maybe, you're in that room, thinking that you might be schitzophrenic, when in fact, it is just another thought process that has been inserted into your psyche to confuse you further?

Or, maybe you think that we don't exist, but actually we do, but then, how can you be sure? We could all be lying to you!
And you'd have no choice but to believe us, because you've already been told what your mind will think.

Or,.....


Ok, I can't think of anymore :D

But, maybe I can, but in your reality, maybe I can, but your reality prevents my answer from becoming available to you, because it would ruin the experiment...mmmmmm

Hmm...maybe you ARENT answering my question...maybe Im answering my own question by creating you to hear what I want to hear...

Or maybe you created me, Im of your creation...once you made me up as a child...and now because of your illness Ive become your reality...who knows...its crazy...but maybe its not...maybe we are....whose to say I or you are even awake right now>?!

Did I have to have an illness to create you?
Why do I always end up as 'the one with the illness'...bah!..I remember that I was always 'the one with the illness' when we played 'Drs and Nurses'....actuallly, come to think of it, it was rather cool being 'the one with the illness' in those games :D

"Really, nurse, are you sure that that's how you take my temperature?"
hehehehehe

Welcome to the Matrix......

*rolls eyes and makes a circular motion over his right ear with his right index finger*

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

*rolls eyes and makes a circular motion over his right ear with his right index finger*

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Says he, who describes walking into his kitchen in the morning to find it full of pirates!

lmaoo

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

Says he, who describes walking into his kitchen in the morning to find it full of pirates!

lmaoo

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That was different!! That actually happened!... Honest..

IM NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on dude, Pirates?
Now, if you'd said to me that you found the kitchen full of Polar Bears, then maybe I'd believe you!
:D

Or, maybe you said they were pirates, but they were actually actors sent in to confuse you into thinking that you were going crazy...you know, as some part of a wiertd experiment
:rolleyes:

Or, maybe you are part of the experiment, and you are trying to dupe us into thinking that there are gonna be pirates in our rooms.

Oar
May Bee
Pie rates

lol

Anyone ever see "Breakfast of Champions" when Bruce Willis's character convinces himself that he's the only real human and everyone else are just machines? And then he goes on a punching spree? hahaha, I busted a nut
~007~

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Originally Posted by 00Ampersand

Anyone ever see "Breakfast of Champions" when Bruce Willis's character convinces himself that he's the only real human and everyone else are just machines? And then he goes on a punching spree? hahaha, I busted a nut
~007~

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No, but somehow I'm glad...I can't imagine the pain involved in busting one of my nuts :eek:
You're alright now, though Amp, are you?

Ha, you know, I don't mind pissing myself, but testicular rupturage is not on my list of things to do whilst watching movies lol

:D

to bust a nut = to ejaculate

and so ends your lesson for today

Ejaculated whilst watching "Breakfast Of Champions"!!!!

So, it's a porno?
:confused: :) :D
*makes note for next visit to Blockbusters*

You never see Bob Holness in Blockbusters, do you?

He ejaculated over Bruce Willis?!?!?!

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Originally Posted by apsinthion

He ejaculated over Bruce Willis?!?!?!

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Who did?
Ampersand?

No, he was just watching...then he ejaculated when Bruce Willis went on a punching spree!

Though, how putting holes into sheets of paper can be seen as erotic, is beyond me...each to his own, I guess.
What ever floats your boat....in GHoST's case, it needs to be the steam from 1000 kettles :rolleyes:

aspinthion, res, get into the chat thingy.

I alway thought it was human's that summon ghost's not the other way round.

well you were wrong! respect your elders, dammit!

:)

Yes, but with the influx of mediums these days, isn't it any wonder that the rules have gotten misplaced :rolleyes:

So you are 65 then GHoST!!

And dead.

And you have the cheek to say that fat 65 year old women are pervy. CUH!

lol shit thats what a scitzo is i always knew it was all weird but shit the last time i did shrooms i gained tempoary scitzo because thats what happened i thought i died or something and that everyone that was there i just created in my head, so if i did anything to them it wouldnt matter it was so weird god shrooms are weird