Let's get a list going and I'll start:
Watch a realy scary horror movie.
BOGART THE PIP/JOINT/BONG
cook greasy foods
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Let's get a list going and I'll start:
Watch a realy scary horror movie.
BOGART THE PIP/JOINT/BONG
cook greasy foods
to never volcano the bowl, or blow it out when its not cashed..
Fight the cannabis revolution. you might do something stoopid.
hey i like greasy foods and whatchin horror fillms stoned!
one thing to never do is to stash or hide stuff becuase when your sober you will forget were you put it
Ahh, tis the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacop
NEver speaketh Shakespearian, thou dost only soundeth retarded
Study for finals, or school
Try to tconvince a cop your not stoned,
Masturbate with your window blinds open so the neighbors can see.
ha ha i take it that actually happened then lol
I plead the 5thQuote:
Originally Posted by savagepossum
ahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by hello3pat
Taking a drug test.
If you are stoned, you should absolutely not quit smoking weed. Then you would become un-stoned, and that would suck. :stoned:
Attend the wedding of a relative...
Try to boil chicken on a gas stove. Then you pass out.
Then you wake up to firefighters pulling you and your roommates out of the house at 4 AM; 3 random people called 911 cause black smoke was rolling out of the windows.
Didn't happen to me, but a friend. He was way stoned, tried to boil chicken. Ended up passing out on the couch and all the water boiled down in the pot, making the chicken burn.. yeeah.. he isn't the smartest/most responsible person out there.
wow, that would suck
Speeking of sucking if someone says "You could suck a golfball through a garden hose" that is never under any curcumstances to be considered a challenge
Oh and go to church
work out
Hang gliding.
No, wait, I totally take that back. Hang gliding would be great stoned. :stoned:
Just kind of unsafe.
Fight.
last summer i had to drive two hours into Austin for my uncles wedding... smoked the whole way there,, free food everywhereQuote:
Originally Posted by TokinAsianGuy
i was too baked at the wedding i attended a couple months back. my eyes were red and relaxed, and i had this content grin on my face the whole time (that content grin is a stoner giveaway). one of my cousins asked me why i being so weird, so i told her i had a session beforei got to the wedding. we had a good chuckle and she kept my secret from the rest of the family. EVERYONE was there and i was paranoid as hell.
walk into a tree...
Climb trees. Sure, getting up there is easy and fun.
Getting down is fast, and painful :(
take a piss test
I think most things are only 'don't do it stoned' to certain people though...Some people are high all day so they do everything stoned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrappie
Studying for a test while being stoned, unless you plan to take that test stonned as well LOL
Do not do crossword puzzles. They are hard.
never tell a cop you love him
never rest your balls on the bong
never try and say snufflufflegus while stoned
Perform neurosurgery on a foreign dignitary's loved one, without any medical training past 9th grade health.
i have
i have been stoned in church a few times. I persoanlly don't see an issue with it. If you are like me and believe that this wonderful herb was put on this earth for our enjoyment, then seriously what is the problem in going and giving thanks!
Oh and never order hard to pronounce shit at resturaunts or you will make a fool of yourself.
what not to do stoned:
do NOT cover your naked body in chocolate syrup and whip cream and run into a police station shouting Cher is trying to rape me with a decapitated monkey head.
Finals, okay, but school....... nahhhh school is bangin wene stoned especially wene you don't miss nothing. I go into school blasted everyday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steezy
no funerals. couldnt stop grinning :D
Well I should have been more specific going to a babtist church, they are such asshole ussuallyQuote:
Originally Posted by RichieRich
go to subway......they're not stoner friendly, the food is, but the process you have to go through to get it. sheesh, its like quit asking me so many fucking questions and GIVE ME MY SANDWICHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
no problem, i hate subway, quizno's and all the places like it anyways... i hate sandwhiches.... now maybe if they had a foot long pb&j sub....
hah, so true, thats why you send someone else to get it for youQuote:
Originally Posted by higher4hockey
Stash your weed & expect to find it later.That is if your as spaced as I usually am.