i cant think of a title..

woah.. im in a dilemma.. can you actually be in a dilemma, or do you have a dilemma? anyway i dont remember and i think im spellin it wrong

anyway, so, the dilemma(sp?) is - i need to go across the room to get the joint i rolled before.. i dont remember how it got there, but it is and theres fuck all i can do about it.. anyway, so i need to go get this joint right? BUT (yes theres a but!) if i try and walk to it i'll either a) fall over, b) get paranoid half away across the room and have to sit back down, or c) get lost on the way to it.. what should i do?

ok ima stop myself typin right now.. im so stoned i shouldnt be allowed in front of a pc... i need to sit down.. i am sittin down.. fuck

Man you are tore up. I suggest you lay down for a while

I think if you're that stoned maybe you should leave the joint there until tomorrow.

I have an idea, go get two really long sticks and use them like chopsticks to get your joint.

use the power of your mind till u pass out... allways works 4 me.

LOL ghostoker!

Did t chopsticks work?!

It's all a question of perspectives, GHoST.

The joint is over there, relative to your postition, so the task is to get the joint over here. The joint has no automotive power (ie, it can't move by itself), and yet you cannot remember how it got there. So, you must have put it there. All you have to do is remember to get it when you next have to move (ie, go to the toilet, or summat), then you won't 'actually' be getting the joint, but rather you'll combine it with another action. That way, the joint will be over here, without you having to actually bring it over here as a defined task.

Do you see?

Can you tell me what I mean? :confused:

Economy of movement, dude - it's the "Way of The Stoner" lol

Oh, and "dielemma", init?
lol

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

woah.. im in a dilemma.. can you actually be in a dilemma, or do you have a dilemma? anyway i dont remember and i think im spellin it wrong

anyway, so, the dilemma(sp?) is - i need to go across the room to get the joint i rolled before.. i dont remember how it got there, but it is and theres fuck all i can do about it.. anyway, so i need to go get this joint right? BUT (yes theres a but!) if i try and walk to it i'll either a) fall over, b) get paranoid half away across the room and have to sit back down, or c) get lost on the way to it.. what should i do?

ok ima stop myself typin right now.. im so stoned i shouldnt be allowed in front of a pc... i need to sit down.. i am sittin down.. fuck

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lmfao damn i want what hes having :D

If the joint is over by a window you could always throw somthing to break the glass and then wait for the draft to blow the joint your way.

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Originally Posted by apsinthion

If the joint is over by a window you could always throw somthing to break the glass and then wait for the draft to blow the joint your way.

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Hmmm, good idea, Aps..but what if the room was south-facing?

Why not get a really long drinking straw, then try to suck the fucker over to you?


...oh, hang-on, the trouble with that is that the amount of suction required, would probably implode your head, or make you pass out, or even leave you without enough puff to even light it once you got it there.
Hmmm...this is a tricky dilema...

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

Hmmm...this is a tricky dilema...

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Indeed!

Needless to say, I got the joint.. I managed to fashion a canoe out of used roaches, PVA Glue and some Fairy Liquid Bottles.. and then boiled a thousand kettles, so that the steam formed condensation on the ceiling, and eventually enough dripped on the carpet to form a small river..

:D

dilemma
dielemma
dilema

....dilemma

dial emma


0800-grannyfuck

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

Indeed!

Needless to say, I got the joint.. I managed to fashion a canoe out of used roaches, PVA Glue and some Fairy Liquid Bottles.. and then boiled a thousand kettles, so that the steam formed condensation on the ceiling, and eventually enough dripped on the carpet to form a small river..

:D

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But how did you get the joint into the canoe?
And how did you manage to switch on the kettles, without moving from your spot?
And, wouldn't the condensation from the steam, render your joint soggy, and thus making it impossible to light?

You MUST answer these questions, man!

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Originally Posted by RESiNATE

But how did you get the joint into the canoe?
And how did you manage to switch on the kettles, without moving from your spot?
And, wouldn't the condensation from the steam, render your joint soggy, and thus making it impossible to light?

You MUST answer these questions, man!

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Ummm...

well..

I got the joint into the canoe by training a carrier pigeon to pick up joints.. then i just pointed and it collected it...

i already had the kettles in my pants.. its a thing i do :o lol

and the soggy joint thing.. it.. was.. a radioactive joint!! any water that was within two foot of it evaporated!

Well, in that case, I think it was a brilliant solution, dude...

..wish I'd thought of it :mad:

lol

And, as to the 'kettles in the pants', don't you find that the cordless ones are the worse kind...keep getting things caught between the base and the kettle :confused:

What is the most kettles you've gotten into your pants?
I recently managed a staggering 1532!
But, boy, when I walked:o
It was like major chaffage, man!

Plus, sometimes, I'd accidently switch a few of them on...:eek:...brought new meaning to the term "I got a hot ass!"

Did you know that if you were wearing leather pant's then you would of taken off like a hot air balloon?

Not silver studded one's though cos if too mush pressure was applyed they would explode like a cluster bomb!!

I thought of a title, Never2Much, and your post could be,"Hey!"

Oh wait, that's been done before..oh well, back to the drawing board.:o

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

I thought of a title, Never2Much, and your post could be,"Hey!"

Oh wait, that's been done before..oh well, back to the drawing board.:o

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psht!


:p

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

I thought of a title, Never2Much, and your post could be,"Hey!"

Oh wait, that's been done before..oh well, back to the drawing board.:o

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Lmao MJM :D ....you silly ass! :p








so, was the joint any good toker...?

Here's a title for you

Super Sauced: The Adventures of the Supernatural Joint

or just "delemma" whatever the damn spelling is