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well, its an hour an a half til people start showin up.

last night i made 2 batches of green dragon with some everclear, so tonight should be fun. ive also got a gallon of brokers and a little over a half gallon of caribou lou thats been fermenting in my fridge since last night. my homies are bringin the 40s.
this party is BYOB (bring your own bud) so im not sharing with anybody but my homies.
ive rolled 5 joints and 2 blunts and they should last me the night.
i gots to go, i'll tell ya'll how it went tomorrow.

sounds like you've got a good good time ahead of you bro, enjoy it!

Have fun:rastasmoke:

Im already hammered n on my way whooohoooo

oh shit where u l;ocated? hehe

sounds like a good night, remember drink those 40s before u drink that green dragon or else youre gonna be sick as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Wondering how that shit went.:jointsmile:

ugh, i just woke up. its 530pm right now. damn that was some crazy shit.
my homies showed up an hour before everyone else with like 20 40s and we passed a blunt to pass the time and we sipped on some 40s while we waited for everyone. then the door bell rings and everybody that was supposed to be here was outside my door, like in one of those movies or somethin, scared ther hell out of me, ya know? it didnt seem like there were that many people invited but when they all got together.........
i put on some lil john and and sparked a joint:jointsmile: and i took a couple shots of GD. i dont remember much of last night, just the major stuff. i went to my room to get something, i think it was my bong and i found some guy goin through my shit:mad: so i grabbed something and smakced him with it :D, knocked his ass out. then we shaved his head and glued stuff to his face, stripped him and put him in the alley. somebody brought a big ass dog and i gave it some gd. i banged some ho dogystyle in front of everyon and then the skank starts suckin on the dogs dick while im hittin the pink. somebody started a fight with some other dude and me and my hmoie went ninja and took them both down cause we didnt know who started it. the dog ate one of my joints and disappeared. i went to take a piss and there was a chick fingering herself and we 69ed it on the bathroom floor.
a bunch of stuff probably went on, i just cant remember it. i didnt smoke all my joints, i still got 2 left, nothing got stolen and only a couple things got broken. i woke up next to an empty half gallon of brokers and some butter face chick and made her get the hell out of my house. i found the dog in my closet and im gonna have to find out who he belongs to. my homies are still passed out in the living room (which is a complete fucking mess:mad: ) i have to clean that up today. ive still got some gd left over, ill save it for christmas.
last night was bangin, im not sure if it beats that other dudes party but it was crazy as hell. im just sittin on my chair, smokin one of my leftover joints and feeling satisfied about a good party:jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

the skank starts suckin on the dogs dick while im hittin the pink.

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LOL literally when I read that.

Im assuming most of that didn't actually happen,

meaning the girl sucking the dog off and such,

but in the slight case that it did i salute you for getting a girl that fucked up

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Originally Posted by KottonMouthKid

Im assuming most of that didn't actually happen,

meaning the girl sucking the dog off and such,

but in the slight case that it did i salute you for getting a girl that fucked up

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it happened, id swear to god but i dont believe in him.

Sounds like you had a fuckin' amazing time...

how fucked in the head do you have to be to start sucking some dogs pee-pee while some guy is porkin' you from behind?

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

how fucked in the head do you have to be to start sucking some dogs pee-pee while some guy is porkin' you from behind?

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pretty fucked up.
congratulations, youve just made my siggy

What'd this girl have to say for herself after all of this was said and done?

Lucky mother fucker lol. Fun TOkin'!

i have no idea

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

pretty fucked up.
congratulations, youve just made my siggy

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lol nice.. now i'm in like 3 sigs that i know of :p

edit: lol you should find a way to get in touch with her, and find out what she DOES have to say for herself... and post it here.. lmao...

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

lol nice.. now i'm in like 3 sigs that i know of :p

edit: lol you should find a way to get in touch with her, and find out what she DOES have to say for herself... and post it here.. lmao...

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i dont know who it was. some one else probably does, she "performed" the act in front of everyone

Yeah really...thats something that I'm dying to know how someone lives down.

Really, its like, some chick might be embarrassed 'cause in her college days she flashed someone, but to say "Ooh back in highschool I sucked a dogs dick while this guy fucked me!" would just be, totally...fucked up.

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Originally Posted by Frivolous248

Yeah really...thats something that I'm dying to know how someone lives down.

Really, its like, some chick might be embarrassed 'cause in her college days she flashed someone, but to say "Ooh back in highschool I sucked a dogs dick while this guy fucked me!" would just be, totally...fucked up.

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lmfao... just think later on when she has a husband... and it comes out.... imagine if YOU were her husband and found out... :eek:

if i was him id be like "honey, lets get a dog"

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

if i was him id be like "honey, lets get a dog"

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lol, ur hilarious dude

lol shit and i thought i had good partys....

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Originally Posted by jaGerbom

lol shit and i thought i had good partys....

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my parties usually arent like this one, this was on some whole other level of craziness.

I would never let stuff like that go down in my house man. I never throw parties because I'd be running around like, "What the fuck did those guys take?!?!" But damn, I might even skip your party, sounds too cray for me. I prefer a few close friends and not crazy chicks sucking a dog off... Thats me que to get the fuck out.

different stokes for different folks right?

Did you figure out who the dude was that was going through your shit?

yes, yes i did and he wasnt invited, just some fagot ass party crasher that got the shit knocked out of him.

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Originally Posted by MastaChronic

if i was him id be like "honey, lets get a dog"

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ok.. you just made my siggy... 2 times in the same night... the first time i was just being funny... but now so that everyone knows, that you have a fetish of watching girls give BJs to dogs... you are in my siggy... haha... naw, its just funny, im not putting it in my sig to harras you, nor was the first part of my post ment to hurt you... i was just being my sleep deprive self, and trying to be funny..